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  1. 03-26-2006, 03:50 PM #1
    Loons The Great
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    Cool Hammerhead Shark Re-visited one time nah yez yez

    Here's an ALAE ditty that seems to take a beating when Van Hagar fans try to argue lyrics...I think this tune is stellah...hey baby hoppin an boppin an poppin with de best bet for the boss meet at the top of the pops smash gold with the timely tunes for those with the textured taste...put on yo glacier goggles one time nah yez...would y'all still be listenin' to this tune if you wuz blind??????...


    Hammerhead Shark

    It was a time of trouble
    And a time of grief
    Kings lay with whores
    And begat thieves
    Yeah the world was wicked

    And their hearts were cold
    Noah said to his missus
    Well, it's time to go
    Lord said to Noah
    'Fore ya float that arc
    You better save me a space
    For my hammerhead shark
    Whoa yeah, the Hammerhead Shark
    Now, now now Johnny liked to drink and fight
    And he raised big hell every Saturday night

    When the sheriff found him
    Nearly broken in two
    Sheriff said to Johnny
    Well, I think I know who
    If he had teeth like knives
    And skin like bark
    You musta rumbled it up
    With a Hammerhead Shark
    Mmm, the Hammerhead Shark
    A woman went to court
    Entered her plea
    Said, "Keep my husband away from me...
    He don't understand what a man should know
    By the time I could teach him
    He'd be far too old!
    Judge I found a lover ain't afraid of the dark
    Honey, I'm in love with a Hammerhead Shark"

    Hammerhead Shark
    Watch me know, watch me know
    (Here he comes)
    Take it easy baby, Take it easy
    (Here he comes)
    Watch me know, watch me know
    (Here he comes)
    Wow!

    Over there, over there!
    Women all over, cross the USA
    Got spoiled to death in the hammerhead way
    President went to Congress, here's what he said:
    "Gentlemen, our honor has been betrayed!
    We're in deep, deep water, 'less I missed my mark
    Put out an APB on the Hammerhead Shark!"

    Wow!
    A woman went to court
    Entered her plea
    Said, "Keep my husband away from me...
    He don't understand what a man should know
    By the time I could teach him
    He'd be far too old!"
    Beep bop belula bitty bop shoo wow!
    I found a lover ain't afraid of the dark
    Honey, I'm in love with a Hammerhead Shark

    Whoa, the Hammerhead Shark
    Wow!
    Yeah, the Hammerhead Shark
    Ooo, the hammer, hammerhead
    Swim away baby!
    Just a Hammerhead Shark
    Shake it baby
    Swim a lil faster, mama
    Just a Hammerhead Shark
    Just a shark on the street mama

    A LIL ZEN HEADED YO WAY
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  2. 03-27-2006, 12:12 PM #2
    Loons The Great
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    Cool

    Swim a lil' mo' fastah mama!!

    http://www.liddiard.demon.co.uk/phot...hammerhead.htm
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  3. 03-27-2006, 12:14 PM #3
    Loons The Great
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    Cool

    The Hammerhead Shark-a
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  4. 03-27-2006, 12:14 PM #4
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    Cool

    http://www.isidore-of-seville.com/hammerhead/11.html
    Last edited by Loons The Great; 03-27-2006 at 12:19 PM.
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  5. 03-27-2006, 01:44 PM #5
    Loons The Great
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    Some ol' reviews of ALAE including some talk 'bout Hammerhead Shark nah:

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...=glance&n=5174
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  6. 03-27-2006, 01:52 PM #6
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    Cool One mo' link again nah

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Little_Ain't_Enough
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  7. 03-27-2006, 05:23 PM #7
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    Love the song, Loons....

    Interestingly enough, the Amazon review link you posted said the song sucks.
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  8. 03-27-2006, 06:15 PM #8
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    Originally posted by DlocRoth
    Love the song, Loons....

    Interestingly enough, the Amazon review link you posted said the song sucks.
    LOL, one reviewer said it was a catchy tune, but the Amazon review link says:

    "...The only filler on this album is "Hammerhead Shark" which is a dud. The album would have been meaner and leaner without it..."



    I seriously belieb Hammerhead Shark is the Mack The Knife of the 90's. An' natch'l, the song trumps any song by Van Hagar, Sammy Hagar, Extreme, Tribute To Buddha, or Gary Cherone. Yez Yez YEAH!!!!!!
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  9. 03-27-2006, 06:27 PM #9
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    One of Dave's best solo tracks!!
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  10. 03-27-2006, 07:08 PM #10
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    I'm a bit more of a 40 below man, myself.
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  11. 04-05-2006, 07:33 AM #11
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    Cool 'less I missed my mark

    Rumble it up nah!! Yez...Yes...Yas...alright alright...juz a shark on de street, mama...
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  12. 04-07-2006, 04:59 PM #12
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    Well, Loons, again you surprise me. I always figured you to be more of a fan of Tell the Truth or Sensible Shoes
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  13. 04-12-2006, 06:47 AM #13
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    Originally posted by mako_kimura
    Well, Loons, again you surprise me. I always figured you to be more of a fan of Tell the Truth or Sensible Shoes
    ...Of course Ize dig 'em tunes, youngblood...but right nah I'm talkin' some fight a shark with a toothpick blues rock somethin' or notha tune right chere a how how how how...
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  14. 03-29-2007, 11:38 PM #14
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    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!
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  15. 03-30-2007, 07:45 AM #15
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    Great song Indeed
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    It's a lot better if you just read the lyrics...

    Listening to it still sucks...


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  17. 04-12-2007, 08:17 PM #17
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    Great tune! Mo' bettah than any Sam Hagar, Van Hagar, or Mont/er Morose!!

    This cut is motorvatin'!

    Hagar sheep hate it sho' nuff'...funny, Sham Haggar has hundreds of awful tunes...but his sheep want to rag on this tune all the time...bunch of asshats...
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  18. 04-14-2007, 11:46 AM #18
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    This tune is one of the greatest blues-rock thug pop numbahs of all times...goin' way back in time...all way back to de times of The Land Of The Lost!!

    If you hear me howlin' callin' on my dowlin' ooh oooh wee!!
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