I do , It's farkin' larvelly .
Don't be shy , tell everyone !
I do , It's farkin' larvelly .
Don't be shy , tell everyone !
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by Mr Grimsdale
the chazzers are so lucky
so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
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Roth Army Militia
the kweenmum im sure
Some student did a study once of the makeup of buggers and determined that there's absolutely nothing much in them that would cause you any harm. Howard Stern talked about it on his show a while back.
Just saying.....
Stay Frosty, muthas!
I had a friend who used to do that, right in front of me and anyone else in the room....Needless to say I dont hang out with him anymore....
Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"
I also combine my hoard of snot with a percentage of ear wax , it makes a nice tasty treat .
Eating boogers is like eating all the dirt out of a furnace air filter. Basically it's all the shit your nose hairs filter out of the air. I guess you can tell where a person has been by the flavor of their boogers.
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
Boogers are like birthdays. The more you have the harder it is to breath.
Why dontcha just start a thread asking people if they eat their own shit?
EVERYBODY'S DOIN' IT, DOIN' IT, DOIN' IT
PICKIN' THEIR NOSE AND CHEWIN' IT, CHEWIN' IT
THINKING IT'S CANDY BUT IT'SNOT
Twistin' by the pool.
I had a job once as a kid where I worked near a racetrack (horses). There was always dust being kicked up and blowing around. At night I'd blow my nose and it would be almost like dust bunnies.Originally posted by Nitro Express
Eating boogers is like eating all the dirt out of a furnace air filter. Basically it's all the shit your nose hairs filter out of the air. I guess you can tell where a person has been by the flavor of their boogers.
Just thought everyone would love that visual.....
That's a good idea , do you?Originally posted by Hardrock69
Why dontcha just start a thread asking people if they eat their own shit?
I thought about it once. Decided not to. Other people's shit looked much tastier, honestly.
Indeed .
Medallions of Snot... marinated in ear wax.. with a drizzle of Shit sauce.., magnifique .
And to drink ..... Vanilla spunkshake with a slight Menstrual flavouring .
Bon Appitit !
You know, life just cunt get much better than that.
For some reason I seem to think this belongs in the Dump...
There is no dump .
And if there is I am the Meister of it .
Non needs some shit threads like this .... I'm fookin' sure .
Now pass me my pint of piss and diahorrea chaser.
GRATE thread topic!
I pick my nose but I don't eat it.
However, I like to smell and sniff things. How are my armpits etc.!
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
Back in high school there was a rough gang of dudes I would sometimes hang out with when I was feeling naughty. I was one of those rare people that could hang with the jocks, nerds, and bullies all in the same day and make it look smooth.
Anyhow, one night we were all partying at this one dudes' parents house. There was a guy named Billy that was one of the dumbest fucks you'd ever meet. He was so stupid it was actually physically painful to have any sort of dialogue with him. Plus, it was rumored that he was caught sexually abusing his cats.
Billy became so drunk that he passed out. We woke him up a few times and one of the other rough dudes kept making him drink. After more time passed, the kid whose house we were in, Roy-Boy was his name, pronounced to everyone that he was going to the shitter to make a secret potion for Billy.
He emerged from the shitter with an 8-ounce glass half full of shit, piss, and a huge lugie he had just hawked out of his left nostril. I was like WTF?!?! "Billy's gonna drink this potion", he said. But he wasn't done. He proceeded to put some kitchen condiments in for good measure...ketchup, mustard, sweet/sour sauce, etc.
Roy-Boy woke Billy up and made him drink some of it. I left the fucking place soon afterward. Oof!
Originally posted by ELVIS
I guess you're right...
Oh Billy!
What a grate story. Heartwarming, action-packed, full of drama and romance...
Awesome stuff.
Originally posted by bueno bob
Oh Billy!
What a grate story. Heartwarming, action-packed, full of drama and romance...
Awesome stuff.
Billy was a crack-up. If you gave him a pack of matches and a gallon of gasoline he would just end up lighting himself on fire.
When I was about 4 years old, I tried picking my nose and my Mom. told me;
"Don't do that... it is ugly, impolite and it will make your nose grow big..."
I got scared about the "big nose" thing and still beleive it (go figure).
Nonetheless, it is very gross and I never do that.
Eating buggers is behond disgusting but I would rather see people eating them (after picking) than leaving them on the subway polls, the gym. machines, the supermarket carts and all other public devices that I have to put my hands on!
Funny how a lot of men go "reach for the gold" up to their knuckles in their cars... thinking that we can't see them! I love to make faces at them, hoping that a Blonddgirl in a cool sports car will make them feel embarassed about their bad habit...
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
Originally posted by Nitro Express
... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpgOriginally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
[B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...Originally posted by VanHalener
... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...Originally posted by FORD
... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...
I think we ALL went to school with somebody like that...brings back a few memories of my own...lmaoOriginally posted by Roy Munson
Billy was a crack-up. If you gave him a pack of matches and a gallon of gasoline he would just end up lighting himself on fire.
You are ALL in denial .
Everybody does it , so come on let's hear your best Snot eating experiences.
They say you always remember your first taste of the Bogie , Tell us !!
Relax , get it off your chest ... and EAT it , you know it makes sense .
In deed!!!Originally posted by Ally_Kat
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Snot is like fine wine , it betters with age .
Leave it a few months until it's really crunchy then ... Voila! , the most tasty snack you could wish to savour .
Gertcha .
But where to put the snot if you don't have a handkerchief?
Rip off a piece of newspaper, stuff it under the chair, under the table?
discuss.
O.K,I pick my nose and eat it.
Is there a record for The greatest distance for flicking snot?
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
Magic nose goblins...
A fine snot eater , Dan is in the exclusive ' I eat my own mucus ' club , very exclusive and very difficult to get into .Originally posted by Dan
O.K,I pick my nose and eat it.
Is there a record for The greatest distance for flicking snot?
All you have to do is admit you do it , and you too could be part of this !
BTW the record for flicking snot is .... Bogie Nights .... , Dance with the bogie get down .
Or ' It' snot unusual ' By Sir Thomas Jones Esq , isn't it .
Thanks Rev.Originally posted by Reverberator
A fine snot eater , Dan is in the exclusive ' I eat my own mucus ' club , very exclusive and very difficult to get into .
All you have to do is admit you do it , and you too could be part of this !
BTW the record for flicking snot is .... Bogie Nights .... , Dance with the bogie get down .
Earwax alone is quite bitter. However, when mixed with boogers, the saltiness of the snot neutralizes the bitterness of the ear wax, making for a palatable, tasty, lo cal treat. Bon apetit.Originally posted by Reverberator
I also combine my hoard of snot with a percentage of ear wax , it makes a nice tasty treat .
When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.
Im guessing Dan has no problems with Oysters then...
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
I Love Them.Originally posted by Panamark
Im guessing Dan has no problems with Oysters then...
So do The Ladies.
Dan
Will you put a "a fine snot eater" under your avatar?
I remember when Rev was the God of Hellfire, now it's these nose treats threads.
I surmise from this post that Ally does it, but she's embarassed of the fact and tries too hard to hide it.Originally posted by Ally_Kat
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C'mon Ally, Rev, Coyote, Mr. Vengeance and Dan already admited, so it's not that big of a deal.
Cheers! :bottle:
That's why you eat 'em. So you can make some space fer new ones.Originally posted by Nitro Express
Boogers are like birthdays. The more you have the harder it is to breath.
Cheers! :bottle:
Hardrock, that was unnecessarily rude and disgusting.Originally posted by Hardrock69
Why dontcha just start a thread asking people if they eat their own shit?
You should be ashamed of yoursdelf, young man!
Cheers! :bottle:
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