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  • TMR

    Van Halen Loser Fans!

    I never have seen so many loser VH fans in one place.

    To actually SUPPORT Van Hagar is a disgrace.

    David Lee Roth created the name VAN HALEN and made the songs we wanted to sing to!

    Van Hagar makes my stomach ill, want -a- be Pop stars singing about Love. Edward says he has had only 3 hours of sleep every night preparing for WHAT? To play guitar to 3 NEW POP SONGS. WHAT A FUCKIN CHALLENGE.....i'm sure he''ll receive Guitar Worlds best player of the year award.

    DAVID LEE ROTH is the only reason VAN HALEN made 6 INCREDIBLE RECORDS.

    Remember as you are buying your gay Van Hagar ticket, you are adding to the disgrace of VH. Support crap music.
    I can see it now.

    3 NEW SONGS by VAN HAGAR

    1 .LOVE IS HERE
    2. I CAN'T DRIVE 75
    3. Don't Tell me what Losers Can Do?

    VAN HAGAR FANS SUCK! The music has no energy, the singer has a terrible voice, the lyrics are cheesy, and they all look like a bunch of fuckin fags on stage.

    Ed could come out on stage and take a crap and people would buy it.......Those are LOSER VH FANS.

    Now who cares if they ever get inducted into the ROCK N ROLL HALL OF FAME. The short paragraph by VH's name will be....They changed the world of rock n roll with 6 records and they made mediocre music with spam and the gayness of Gary Cherone.

  • tjvhou812
    Full Member Status

    • Mar 2004
    • 4214

    #2
    Originally posted by TMR
    I never have seen so many loser VH fans in one place.

    To actually SUPPORT Van Hagar is a disgrace.

    David Lee Roth created the name VAN HALEN and made the songs we wanted to sing to!

    Van Hagar makes my stomach ill, want -a- be Pop stars singing about Love. Edward says he has had only 3 hours of sleep every night preparing for WHAT? To play guitar to 3 NEW POP SONGS. WHAT A FUCKIN CHALLENGE.....i'm sure he''ll receive Guitar Worlds best player of the year award.

    DAVID LEE ROTH is the only reason VAN HALEN made 6 INCREDIBLE RECORDS.

    Remember as you are buying your gay Van Hagar ticket, you are adding to the disgrace of VH. Support crap music.
    I can see it now.

    3 NEW SONGS by VAN HAGAR

    1 .LOVE IS HERE
    2. I CAN'T DRIVE 75
    3. Don't Tell me what Losers Can Do?

    VAN HAGAR FANS SUCK! The music has no energy, the singer has a terrible voice, the lyrics are cheesy, and they all look like a bunch of fuckin fags on stage.

    Ed could come out on stage and take a crap and people would buy it.......Those are LOSER VH FANS.

    Now who cares if they ever get inducted into the ROCK N ROLL HALL OF FAME. The short paragraph by VH's name will be....They changed the world of rock n roll with 6 records and they made mediocre music with spam and the gayness of Gary Cherone.

    madonna makes me ill but i dont waste my time talking about it
    Originally posted by RIKK

    Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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    • TMR

      #3
      Originally posted by tjvhou812
      madonna makes me ill but i dont waste my time talking about it
      Sorry, I forgot this was a Madonna's website!

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      • thefive

        #4
        Its the Hagar Bunch for you this Summer.
        The hagar bunch the hagar bunch thats the way we became the
        hagar bunch.





        Comparing Van Halen to Van Hagar is like Comparing
        Clint Eastwood to Pee Wee Herman.

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        • TMR

          #5
          Originally posted by thefive
          Its the Hagar Bunch for you this Summer.
          The hagar bunch the hagar bunch thats the way we became the
          hagar bunch.





          Comparing Van Halen to Van Hagar is like Comparing
          Clint Eastwood to Pee Wee Herman.
          LOL

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          • tjvhou812
            Full Member Status

            • Mar 2004
            • 4214

            #6
            Originally posted by TMR
            Sorry, I forgot this was a Madonna's website!
            no i forgot this is a sammy site... you talk more about sammy five than you do dave
            Originally posted by RIKK

            Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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            • DavidLeeNatra
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 10703

              #7
              who is sammy hagar?
              Roth Army Icon
              First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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              • Sarge's Little Helper
                Commando
                • Mar 2003
                • 1267

                #8
                who is sammy hagar?
                David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
                "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                • Dr. Love
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7825

                  #9
                  I've never seen so many people obsessed with Van Hagar fans in one place, but hey, that's just me.
                  I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                  http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                  • GAR
                    Banned
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 10849

                    #10
                    Doc you said it! you're fucking AWESOME!

                    you're right: Look at all this shit.. everybody hearing about the tour, bringing in new folks to this site:

                    GEE how'd they find it?

                    Did they umm.. out of interest to see if Dave's gonna join the tour...



                    LOOK UP DAVID ROTH ON GOOGLE, HMMM???

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                    • Terry
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 11951

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Dr. Love
                      I've never seen so many people obsessed with Van Hagar fans in one place, but hey, that's just me.
                      Amen.

                      It's tough to ignore them these days, though.

                      Love, you gotta admit ever since the Van Hagar reunion tour announcement...shit, even since just the RUMORS began flying starting around last November or so, these Sam Halen fans have been coming out of the woodwork onto this site. I mean, there were always a few token goofballs wandering around, but now they've seemed to multiply exponentially........like cockroaches or something.

                      Can't understand it. Not that I'd bother anyway, but if Halen got back together with Roth the last place I'd be is on a pro-Eddie or pro-Sammy website posting about it.

                      Hard to remain silent in the face of such ignorance.
                      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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