The Top 100 most influental people in VH message board history.

[WARF]

True!
But if there wasn't people like Joe Thunder... we would have nobody to laugh at!

[GAR]

Originally posted by WARF
64- GAR - The hitch1969 protege... You need to smoke a fucking blunt in order to understand what he's talking about..

nyuknyuknuk~!!



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[DeadOrAlive]

Looks like I've got work to do here.

[WARF]

101- katydid - Who the fuck is this cunt? I'll tell you who... a fucking top 5 heel... even started her own rival website www.rotharmy.net ... she has too many fucking stories to tell about... I remember fondly the time she was spitting out bible verses and positive stories about GOD while the rest of the army ate her for breakfast... a total fucking nutcase... so bad... she couldn't even crack the top 100.

102- Angel - My partner in the hunt for Anne Kuzma... I think she loves WARF... but can't stand that cunt Raven!!!

103- Switch84 - I can honestly say this chick gave me the JUNGLE FEVER baby... and as I recall I begged Vonnie to start a female forum at DDLR.com when I was supermod... so her talents could be displayed... her posts read out like ten cups of coffee... I love my Switchypoo!!

104- mezro- if you cannot handle the terms above... click cancel...
warf... click cancel...

105- Dan - I don't know I keep overlooking this dude, but I've seen him around for ages... and can't remember a damn thing... I just got a PM from him... so I figured I'd put him in the countdown

106- WARF - I'm here cuz I don't wanna hear no bitchin' and moanin' lmao... I'll tell you who I am... a former DLR Army webmaster... DLRND webmaster... DDLR.com supermod... Roth Army mod... vhrocks former mod... hitchworld1969 mod (Pabs version) and when TK! wanted to hire me as a mod... I told him to go fuck himself! LOL
I'd rather be a piece of shit at the kip winger board then work for two guys who run ads... and did a diservice to David Lee Roth... oh yeah.. i'm an original Eat Us And Smile member... but I'm best known for exposing to the entire world that James Lomenzo never changes his camoflauge pants!!! LMAO!!!

P.S.- I had my own forum here called the basement in 2000... which was 4 years ahead of the sheep pen... and I was the first person to find out that Brian Young was in the DLR Band.... ask Vonnie if you don't believe me... I also rejected to Run to atomic punks website after talking to Ralph Saenz a few times on the phone... shortly before sarge parted ways with them.

But anyways... what I want to be known for is... the guy who just masturbated to the KAREN CHERYL 1978 disco video posted by Jerome Frenchise.... I just spent 30 minutes pausing the video in different spots... cuz she was not wearing any panties!!! LMAO!!!


107- ThatArtGuy - One of the first Roth Army webbies... has never left this place.... despite his post average is about 0.01 per day!!!

108- Dr Love - aka Dr Love Walks In aka How Do I know When It's Dr. Love - I don't really know this dude... but he's a mod... and if I don't include him it would be fucked up... I rarely read his posts due to his annoying BOB SAGET avatar

109- Loss Of Control - Don't worry about dressing up as Sammy Hagar... your still a cool fucking dude!

[WARF]

110- Rain Man - Another fucking funny ass hitch1969 alias... who is a cult legend... one of his top performers back in 2000... when hitch had about a million aliases ending with 1969.

111- vince aka hamburger head - One of the original pd mods... hitchworld editorial slammed the living shit out of this man... I compared the dude to EUGENE LEVY from American Pie.... vince said he looked like a PUERTO RICAN Tom Cruise... whatever... he is a former PD mod... who is in the guiness book of world records for the longest unibrow!!

112- snowdog - LOL This is one of the slawterhouse bunch... he said I stole one of his interviews from his website and posted it here... he probably just wanted some rediculous amount of money for it... like he charges for his bootlegs!

113- Jimmie Walker - I always kinda liked this dude at PD... but I could never open up to him knowing that the mods there were tools!

114- Jape N That - This was one of the links and Army's primary heels around the 2002 era... I don't remember too much from this time (I was always drunk) but he was hated everywhere he went!

115- YankeeRose - One of the head dogs in the UFF (Up Front Fanatics) was one of our main rivals in EUAS.

116- Don Corleone - Roth Army mod and hmmmmmmm...

117- Cato - Let's not forget about the dude in the far east... who constantly hooks us up with rare mp3's.

118- Big Pussy - Von Halen's alias here at the army and DM member... used to piss me off!

119-lance watt - Respected member of the VH community... runs the CRANK FARM... a kick ass collection of the Van Halen saga... claimed he was gonna run Daves site and nothing happened!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Unchainme
These Two should be higher than me on the list. That is true About 7884, The man is an evil Motherfucker, But Goddamn He can be hilliarious while doing it.

You got that right motherfuckers!! WTF WARF, this is a mother of all motherfucking travesties!!! I have like over 20K posts motherfucker!! You best be revising the list boy, or your pussy 'Diamond Mafia' will be sleeping with the fishes with a giant fucking cut off motherfucking horse's head like in your bed!!!

"Loyal Sheep Pen" member??? WTF does that mean you delusional scatterbrained fuckwit? That's like saying, yeah, he's sort of a nice guy...

I'm a motherfucking afterthought to you?

[Nickdfresh]

And cunt! It's Nickd---->fucking<----fresh!! Not nickdfresh...

Huston, we have a problem....

[Full Bug]

Quite the list WARF, wow.....

[Mr Walker]

Originally posted by WARF

73- Mr. Walker- The guy responsible for gettin' me into the darkness... and even gave me an old Motley Crue bootleg exclusively on a PM... he stood by mike b during our war at DDLR.com and hates my fucking guts to this day.

Not true at all bro!

[Calderone]

i came out with the "SIX PACK" definiition for the classic VH albums

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by WARF
96- Full Bug aka smokie aka the full bong - Is a Van Halen fan trapped inside of a Van Hagar body.

Van Hagar body? Bullshit, I'm a slim mean Dave like machine....

[ZahZoo]

Nice list WARF... reminded me of a lot of fun times the last 7 years.

[FabShado]

Originally posted by Brett
LOL, again you know none of this is true, and is very ancient history. You and I agreed you just wouldn't post anymore and let bygones be bygones. I thought it ended rather quietly. Believe me I am quite glad you've found a home elsewhere, and want nothing to do with my "G" rated site anymore.

That's true to a point Brett. In the end it was very amicable and I am really happy about that. Regardless of who's right or wrong here, we are both happy and we have managed to put it behind us and move on. Too bad it's not so easy with others...
*coughalinchainsmattwhitealwayshavetomakeacommenta ndwerenevereveninvovedcough*

Anyway COOL thread WARF... Minus the Chelle being the most important female in VH land. BARF! I think that goes to SUZIQ!

[Matt White]

[fe_lung]

Originally posted by WARF
Sorry if you didn't make my list.... but you probably were forgotten... or just plain didn't deserve it!

Man, if I don't make the 100 least influential list I'm gonna be pissed!!!