let's not wrap rhapsotic here people. it's gotta be me.
let's not wrap rhapsotic here people. it's gotta be me.
Bumping this most excellent thread.
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
in praise of the mighty warf , to quote the dave himself ;
"My game is better than ever / Winners, they come and go / Legends, they're forever"
nuff said
I thought I would make it in the late 90's myself. Remember the fued FUCKHOWARDSTERN and myself had? Then we became friends (where the fuck has he been?) And then my call in to Roth radio plugging the Army!!!!
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Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!
Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!
Talk about a blast from the past... thanks for that!Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Bumping this most excellent thread.
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
Maybe WARF will do an updated 2008 edition soon.Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I thought I would make it in the late 90's myself. Remember the fued FUCKHOWARDSTERN and myself had? Then we became friends (where the fuck has he been?) And then my call in to Roth radio plugging the Army!!!!
Why - isn't everyone the same?Originally posted by Warham
Maybe WARF will do an updated 2008 edition soon.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I don't think there would be much, if any, changes to the list, Steve. I haven't seen too many new legends come out of the woodwork lately.
Some of that is due to the circumstances. It was a lot more interesting back in the late 90s/early 00s, with all the back 'n forth in the world of Van Halen. Alot of turmoil made for interesting discussion/flamewars. There's just not much to cause that any longer, even this tour.
Times have changed.
So how will the 2008 edition be in any way updated?
Well, I was joking about any new edition. I'm not even sure WARF would want to do such a thing. Maybe a few switches, a few newbies. Who knows!
Oh, and BTW, I was going to use your avatar in my LJ, except I'm running out of icon space at the rate I'm uploading them.
Yours and Phoenix's. Definitely the state of VH today LOL!
BTW, nice to see you outside of the Front Line, War.
I took a vacation for a few months, but I'm back now.
This was/is a great thread. I remember clicking on it the first time. I figured I'd have been #999 on the critical list...maybe not even making it. Back then, I dealt with uncertain situations the only way I knew how.
Taking a handfull of muscle relaxers.
Soma to be exact. It's hard to type when you're laying under the carpet!!! No fucking shit...the little woman was like, "HEY!!!...this floor is really starting to creak!!!....DID YOU HEAR ME???...." As drugged out as I was, I knew she didn't know she was standing on me!!! Fearing nothing, I started trying to roll around...like smoke signal shit!!!
Being more than un-fazed by my shenanigans, she told me to walk the dog and turn the computer off.
And some folks say that the DLR Army doesn't conjur up that ol' Roth spirit...Originally posted by rustoffa
This was/is a great thread. I remember clicking on it the first time. I figured I'd have been #999 on the critical list...maybe not even making it. Back then, I dealt with uncertain situations the only way I knew how.
Taking a handfull of muscle relaxers.
Soma to be exact. It's hard to type when you're laying under the carpet!!! No fucking shit...the little woman was like, "HEY!!!...this floor is really starting to creak!!!....DID YOU HEAR ME???...." As drugged out as I was, I knew she didn't know she was standing on me!!! Fearing nothing, I started trying to roll around...like smoke signal shit!!!
Being more than un-fazed by my shenanigans, she told me to walk the dog and turn the computer off.
SOOOOOOOO TrueOriginally posted by flappo
in praise of the mighty warf , to quote the dave himself ;
"My game is better than ever / Winners, they come and go / Legends, they're forever"
nuff said
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Remember the fued FUCKHOWARDSTERN and myself had? Then we became friends (where the fuck has he been?)
He's here....
" I wanna make sure that my age is correct. I'm always right about my age" "Make sure everyone see's the cake before we cut it..."
Ask his friend, Hyman Roth.Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I thought I would make it in the late 90's myself. Remember the fued FUCKHOWARDSTERN and myself had? Then we became friends (where the fuck has he been?) And then my call in to Roth radio plugging the Army!!!!
This thread was real cool. As a newcomer around here, it was nice to learn about the history of this site. I found myself writing down names and going to the member list to find out more about them. Thanks!
Originally posted by WARF
101- katydid - Who the fuck is this cunt? I'll tell you who... a fucking top 5 heel... even started her own rival website www.rotharmy.net ... she has too many fucking stories to tell about... I remember fondly the time she was spitting out bible verses and positive stories about GOD while the rest of the army ate her for breakfast... a total fucking nutcase... so bad... she couldn't even crack the top 100.
102- Angel - My partner in the hunt for Anne Kuzma... I think she loves WARF... but can't stand that cunt Raven!!!
103- Switch84 - I can honestly say this chick gave me the JUNGLE FEVER baby... and as I recall I begged Vonnie to start a female forum at DDLR.com when I was supermod... so her talents could be displayed... her posts read out like ten cups of coffee... I love my Switchypoo!!
104- mezro- if you cannot handle the terms above... click cancel...
warf... click cancel...
105- Dan - I don't know I keep overlooking this dude, but I've seen him around for ages... and can't remember a damn thing... I just got a PM from him... so I figured I'd put him in the countdown
106- WARF - I'm here cuz I don't wanna hear no bitchin' and moanin' lmao... I'll tell you who I am... a former DLR Army webmaster... DLRND webmaster... DDLR.com supermod... Roth Army mod... vhrocks former mod... hitchworld1969 mod (Pabs version) and when TK! wanted to hire me as a mod... I told him to go fuck himself! LOL
I'd rather be a piece of shit at the kip winger board then work for two guys who run ads... and did a diservice to David Lee Roth... oh yeah.. i'm an original Eat Us And Smile member... but I'm best known for exposing to the entire world that James Lomenzo never changes his camoflauge pants!!! LMAO!!!
P.S.- I had my own forum here called the basement in 2000... which was 4 years ahead of the sheep pen... and I was the first person to find out that Brian Young was in the DLR Band.... ask Vonnie if you don't believe me... I also rejected to Run to atomic punks website after talking to Ralph Saenz a few times on the phone... shortly before sarge parted ways with them.
But anyways... what I want to be known for is... the guy who just masturbated to the KAREN CHERYL 1978 disco video posted by Jerome Frenchise.... I just spent 30 minutes pausing the video in different spots... cuz she was not wearing any panties!!! LMAO!!!
107- ThatArtGuy - One of the first Roth Army webbies... has never left this place.... despite his post average is about 0.01 per day!!!
108- Dr Love - aka Dr Love Walks In aka How Do I know When It's Dr. Love - I don't really know this dude... but he's a mod... and if I don't include him it would be fucked up... I rarely read his posts due to his annoying BOB SAGET avatar
109- Loss Of Control - Don't worry about dressing up as Sammy Hagar... your still a cool fucking dude!
This was 4/06, it is now 8/07. . .and I'm just now reading about it? Thanks WARF, I guess. What's funny is that my threads started in NON, (I had 8 threads). I had more views than MAIN even, in a couple months. So I was thrown in hitchWORLD, and my threads stickyed. Hitch made me a mod. Everyone got mad (back then they could post penises) and of course I was swamped with photo chopped porn. I was already Diamond status when I was thrown in there. Grimsdale was made mod and my mod status taken away and my threads deleted. It was so horrible that my son helped me start my own site, rotharmy.org. Later I started rotharmy.net. Fans of David Lee Roth began sending Preacher Man Bruce Freeman of JOY FM M & M s. Christian fans all over the world had begun listening to JOY FM online; and e mailing the station. From the first time I posted their html on my site they were flooded with listeners. At date they have transmitters now in 5 new places. At first they only had one that was broken down all time. They are funded with donations. Once a yr. they have a telethon, and always more than they need comes in.
They especially got excited when people from Isreal and soliders from Iraq began calling them.
Do you and WARF have a feud going on or something? I thought you should have been way higher!Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I should've been around and involved a cunthair more.
All in the rearview now...
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally Posted by Seshmeister
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
hey katy , you sexy old slutOriginally posted by Katydid
This was 4/06, it is now 8/07. . .and I'm just now reading about it? Thanks WARF, I guess. What's funny is that my threads started in NON, (I had 8 threads). I had more views than MAIN even, in a couple months. So I was thrown in hitchWORLD, and my threads stickyed. Hitch made me a mod. Everyone got mad (back then they could post penises) and of course I was swamped with photo chopped porn. I was already Diamond status when I was thrown in there. Grimsdale was made mod and my mod status taken away and my threads deleted. It was so horrible that my son helped me start my own site, rotharmy.org. Later I started rotharmy.net. Fans of David Lee Roth began sending Preacher Man Bruce Freeman of JOY FM M & M s. Christian fans all over the world had begun listening to JOY FM online; and e mailing the station. From the first time I posted their html on my site they were flooded with listeners. At date they have transmitters now in 5 new places. At first they only had one that was broken down all time. They are funded with donations. Once a yr. they have a telethon, and always more than they need comes in.
They especially got excited when people from Isreal and soliders from Iraq began calling them.
wtf ain't you in the top ten*
*waste of fucking space trollers
Because I wasn't Hitch's little bird tird like you.Originally posted by flappo
hey katy , you sexy old slut
wtf ain't you in the top ten*
*waste of fucking space trollers
FLAPPO! You are jealous, so you cut part of my stuff off under my Rothism. How very typical.
I think I fixed it. One time FLAPPO kept putting a s**thead avatar under my name. I'd take it off, and he'd put it there again.
I think at one time he actually wanted to be me.
He is always on aboot something or someone. He even sent me threatening pms.
HOLY JAYSUS FUCK CHRIST!!! :eek:Originally posted by Katydid
This was 4/06, it is now 8/07. . .and I'm just now reading about it? Thanks WARF, I guess. What's funny is that my threads started in NON, (I had 8 threads). I had more views than MAIN even, in a couple months. So I was thrown in hitchWORLD, and my threads stickyed. Hitch made me a mod. Everyone got mad (back then they could post penises) and of course I was swamped with photo chopped porn. I was already Diamond status when I was thrown in there. Grimsdale was made mod and my mod status taken away and my threads deleted. It was so horrible that my son helped me start my own site, rotharmy.org. Later I started rotharmy.net. Fans of David Lee Roth began sending Preacher Man Bruce Freeman of JOY FM M & M s. Christian fans all over the world had begun listening to JOY FM online; and e mailing the station. From the first time I posted their html on my site they were flooded with listeners. At date they have transmitters now in 5 new places. At first they only had one that was broken down all time. They are funded with donations. Once a yr. they have a telethon, and always more than they need comes in.
They especially got excited when people from Isreal and soliders from Iraq began calling them.
Delusional does NOT begin to cover it...
Cheers! :bottle:
You had nothing to do with any radio station or bringing anyone anywhere.Originally posted by Katydid
This was 4/06, it is now 8/07. . .and I'm just now reading about it? Thanks WARF, I guess. What's funny is that my threads started in NON, (I had 8 threads). I had more views than MAIN even, in a couple months. So I was thrown in hitchWORLD, and my threads stickyed. Hitch made me a mod. Everyone got mad (back then they could post penises) and of course I was swamped with photo chopped porn. I was already Diamond status when I was thrown in there. Grimsdale was made mod and my mod status taken away and my threads deleted. It was so horrible that my son helped me start my own site, rotharmy.org. Later I started rotharmy.net. Fans of David Lee Roth began sending Preacher Man Bruce Freeman of JOY FM M & M s. Christian fans all over the world had begun listening to JOY FM online; and e mailing the station. From the first time I posted their html on my site they were flooded with listeners. At date they have transmitters now in 5 new places. At first they only had one that was broken down all time. They are funded with donations. Once a yr. they have a telethon, and always more than they need comes in.
They especially got excited when people from Isreal and soliders from Iraq began calling them.
All anyone ever wanted to see is someone calling you an old, dried up, hag, retard skank and telling you to leave.
Everyone loves to watch a car wreck. We know why youdon't post a recent pic of you on your site and why you go with that one you have up from the 1940's.
You were never a mod you liar. You would have been able to post in the mod room and you didn't.
Die, please. Satan needs his bathroom cleaned.
Last edited by ALinChainz; 08-24-2007 at 10:59 PM.
i remember when this thread started. damn good read. too bad a lot of the people on the list never post anymore.
R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984
hopefully God will ressurect you
"i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S
" I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD
I'M PRETTY SURE THEY WILL SAVE THAT JOB FOR YOU.Originally posted by ALinChainz
You had nothing to do with any radio station or bringing anyone anywhere.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? YOU TROUBLE MAKER.
All anyone ever wanted to see is someone calling you an old, dried up, hag, retard skank and telling you to leave.
THAT'S ONLY YOUR OPINION, AND OPINIONS ARE LIKE A HOLES; EVERYONE HAS ONE. YOU AREN'T ALL THAT YOU HOWDY DOODY LOOKING REJECT.
Everyone loves to watch a car wreck. We know why youdon't post a recent pic of you on your site and why you go with that one you have up from the 1940's.
I NEED TO GET A NEW PICTURE UP, BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT CRAZY PEOPLE STALKING ME.
You were never a mod you liar. You would have been able to post in the mod room and you didn't.
HITCH LET ME POST IN THE CIRCLE OF TRUST IN HITCHWORLD. I ONLY POSTED A FEW TIMES.
Die, please. Satan needs his bathroom cleaned.
Oh like you looking up my personal email address and posting it? No one would stalk you , you fucking hag. Why would they?
Find a date for a prize german shepherd?
Hitch letting you post at his site isn't being a mod here idiot.
I would rather be a howdy doody look alike that a dog-doody look like you are you fucking catchers mitt.
Funny how only weird old delusional skanks over 60 think my hair is red, oh that and pedophiles like Thunder and your son.
You're a liar you takes her spam email as serious because they have your name on them you moron. You don't mod anywhere, your sites will have to have new names for them when they expire this time, unless you have big bucks, its already done.
Quit emailing me too. Don't make me post you kissing my ass.
At least I didn't offer them $10,000. and beg to be a mod like you did, and post your face all over the net.Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
HOLY JAYSUS FUCK CHRIST!!! :eek:
Delusional does NOT begin to cover it...
Cheers! :bottle:
You posted the most porn on the site, probably more than Flappo. As I recall you posted people with s**t covering their nude bodies and having kinky sex. Then Knockz threw a fit because his young son saw it all and deleted all threads you posted in. You caused me to be busted down to nothing, and I was Diamond Status before being thrown into the dump.
Talk about delusional, you are the one who posted beastality porn also.
And what was bad, was no one had the balls except WARF to apolgize and take up for me later. Hitch tried to help make me a mod, and take up for me. He told me ALinChainz badmouthed me constantly in the mod room and everyone except him just dismissed it saying he was crazy and everyone just looked over him.
You saw what WARF thinks of you.
What EVERYONE thinks of you.
You should try and nail down lonelybitterfuckedintheheadformermotherandwife.com
Better get those couple fans ready to type in a new address.
AL people are sick of you. Can't you see it?
And if you keep calling my son a pedophile and trying to ruin his good name and badmouthing me I'll ask David Lee Roth to personally kick your f ing head off.
Are there any more brave mfers? Step right up.
you might have stupid threats and stuff like that. but the real question is, why do you post here if everyone hates you? you are the sick one, you thrive on making people make and them hating you. weirdo.Originally posted by Katydid
AL people are sick of you. Can't you see it?
And if you keep calling my son a pedophile and trying to ruin his good name and badmouthing me I'll ask David Lee Roth to personally kick your f ing head off.
Are there any more brave mfers? Step right up.
Hmmm ... you might be, is that why you sent me that email KISSING MY ASS?
Who here is sick of me?
Care to point one out?
You would know, because everyone is sick of your old and tired stench.
Your son posts as an 8 year old, calls himself "sticky buns" and we aren't supoose to think he's a perv?
Ask DLR?
All that means is you'll post something stupid and put his name at end of it.
You're fucking stupid AND helpless.
What are you going to call those pathetic sites after the "rotharmy" name is gone?
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...29#post1208929Originally posted by timmy pooterbut
as for you lil timmy pooterbut you shall be known as sticky bunns
Quite frankly I don't give a damn what anyone thinks of me; least of all you.Originally posted by ALinChainz
You saw what WARF thinks of you.
What EVERYONE thinks of you.
You should try and nail down lonelybitterfuckedintheheadformermotherandwife.com
Better get those couple fans ready to type in a new address.
And so happens I know the guys from Go Daddy quite well. They say tell you to "Go to hell."
You are just mad because he has scared your lame assed, tiring Joe Thunder LP character off.Originally posted by ALinChainz
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...29#post1208929
Seems viewers love Little Timmy Pooterbutt (especially the women) and you are jealous.
LOOSER!
You think it's kissing your ass to send you an e mail telling you to shut up?
What's wrong with you? Been slapped in the head by your dad and made cut wood one too many times?
HE LOVES ME!!!
OH AND DON'T SEND ME ANY MORE "A relative has sent you an e card"
I'm wise to your jammies.
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