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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    For soemone who started such a toungue-in-cheek thread [LMAO]

    You sure lack a sense of humor.......


    No wonder you have problems with guys getting up afterwards to play video games....
    I just started over on "Revenge of the Sith" for XBOX, personally.

    The "Anakin Beats Obi Wan" ending kicks ass, I think. But I'm slightly biased.

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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    Still dancing at Mary's?

    $10 and a smile gets my attention every time...


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    HA!!!


    All this Drama...


    LARVELY...

    Now...aboot that salad.....
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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    For soemone who started such a toungue-in-cheek thread [LMAO]

    You sure lack a sense of humor.......


    No wonder you have problems with guys getting up afterwards to play video games....
    soemone? I have a Great sense of humor SEE And you know damm well I'm a guy so cut the Bull already.
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    Originally posted by Matt White
    HA!!!


    All this Drama...


    LARVELY...

    Now...aboot that salad.....
    Smashing, isn't it?

    I'll take sailing for $100, Jeff.

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    "Joker...Joker...JOKER!!!"

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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    Unless you're A SAMMY HAGAR FAN.

    Haven't you read the charter?

    :confused:
    You're Joking right? If it's my user name you are refering to I just like it sorry if you don't.If it's my sig I think it's funny how people forget DLR takes bad pics also Is it because I stopped listening to DLR after the first week cause I did not like the show But how would you know when I stopped listening. But as for Sammy give me a break you just mention this now after I have been here over two years? A little slow are we? That's why I just watched LARGO last night. AND WHY THE FUCK AM I EXPLAINING MYSELF FOR?

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    Originally posted by frets5150
    You're Joking right?

    No, silly!

    If it's my user name you are refering to I just like it sorry if you don't.

    Uh...nope, don't care either way, 5150 guy.

    If it's my sig I think it's funny how people forget DLR takes bad pics also

    Actually...I don't care about that, either.

    Is it because I stopped listening to DLR after the first week cause I did not like the show But how would you know when I stopped listening.

    So...you don't get down to the Sheep Pen much, do ya?

    But as for Sammy give me a break

    Give ME a break! Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar!

    you just mention this now after I have been here over two years?

    Should I have waited for three? :confused:

    A little slow are we?

    At 600+ posts in one day? I'm greased fuckin' lightning around this place. Even Grim's envious.

    That's why I just watched LARGO last night.

    I sailed away to Key Largo, once. We had it all.

    AND WHY THE FUCK AM I EXPLAINING MYSELF FOR?

    Because you have no sense of humor.
    HA!

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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    That's alright. I'm too tired to bother. I've had 3 hours of sleep in the last 42 that have passed us by, so I'll be turning in shortly.
    AH That explains everything go get you're BEAUTY SLEEP.


    Sleep well

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    Originally posted by frets5150
    AH That explains everything go get you're BEAUTY SLEEP.


    Sleep well
    You ain't shittin'. Have you actually SEEN what's behind this helmet?

    Jeezus! :eek:

    Good night

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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    HA!
    At 600+ posts in one day? Tryin to get you're post count up now I get it

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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    You ain't shittin'. Have you actually SEEN what's behind this helmet?

    Jeezus! :eek:

    Good night
    HELMET LMAO

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    Originally posted by Matt White
    HA!!!...


    All this Drama...
    Yeah... how to turn a blow job thread into a mess!!!
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    Originally posted by Lloyd Anger
    To many rules....
    A pro... a novice... or anything in between... it don't matter to me....
    Yep!
    Who cares weather you enjoy it or not?

    A blowjob should always be diserved AFTER a good lick anyways...

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    Originally posted by blonddgirl777
    Yep!
    Who cares weather you enjoy it or not?

    A blowjob should always be deserved AFTER a good lick anyways...
    I love you.

    Really, I do.

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    Originally posted by bueno blowjob
    I love you.

    Really, I do.

    word n!g......:p
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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    I love you.

    Really, I do.
    THANKS but you might not like what you will read next...

    RULE# A,1 (THE most important rule);
    Unless you are dealing with a prostitute, a blowjob must be well diserved... the lady must be somehow turned on.

    EX;
    My husband really pissed me off and hurt my feelings thursday night, at a dinner with friends.
    Because I didn't want to ruin everybody's mood, I drank my wine and shut up about it...
    Of course, he could shake his own tower afterwards, being such a turn off to me!

    Last edited by blonddgirl777; 04-15-2006 at 09:40 AM.

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    Hey kids..... can we now get back to sucking cock? It's my favorite thing in the world.

    Receiving........ not giving.

    I felt like I needed to make that clear.

    So ladies............................................ ......................................
    commence sucking.


    (please)
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    Originally posted by Lloyd Anger
    Hey kids..... can we now get back to sucking cock? It's my favorite thing in the world.

    Receiving........ not giving.

    I felt like I needed to make that clear.

    So ladies............................................ ......................................
    commence sucking.


    (please)
    Haven't you get it by now???
    You can't command a B.J., you have to diserve it!

    So Lloyd............................................. ......................................
    Commence being nice to the ladies!!!!!

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    But I said please.

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    Originally posted by Lloyd Anger
    But I said please.
    That's good but "please" should be there anyway...
    BE NICE!
    That's all we ask

    No expensive gifts, no diamond rings, no promises, no necessary commitment...
    BE NICE!!!
    And you shall receive...

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    whew. blonddgirl can spell 'husband' and 'prostitute',
    but not 'deserve', or 'whether'.

    gosh darn, i'm glad i'm single!

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    Originally posted by ashstralia
    whew. blonddgirl can spell 'husband' and 'prostitute',
    but not 'deserve', or 'whether'.

    gosh darn, i'm glad i'm single!
    Pardon my French but the day you will be fully bilingual (as I have been for years )...
    you can speak to me about spelling mistakes!

    Everyone makes them anyway...

    I always wellcome being corrected when my English needs to, but not in the way you just did!
    Last edited by blonddgirl777; 04-15-2006 at 10:40 AM.

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    Originally posted by Lloyd Anger
    But I said please.
    Thinking about it...
    If you have to ask, it sucks! (no "please" required either).
    If you are nice enough, you should feel your zipper go down "almost" instantly!
    Last edited by blonddgirl777; 04-15-2006 at 10:39 AM.

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    Originally posted by ashstralia
    whew. blonddgirl can spell 'husband' and 'prostitute',
    but not 'deserve', or 'whether'.

    gosh darn, i'm glad i'm single!
    "Single"???
    Maybe (maybe) you are a little too picky... when spelling mistakes get in the way, somethin's wrong!

    Bad spellers give good B.J.'s too!!! :p

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    Originally posted by blonddgirl777
    THANKS but you might not like what you will read next...

    RULE# A,1 (THE most important rule);
    Unless you are dealing with a prostitute, a blowjob must be well diserved... the lady must be somehow turned on.

    EX;
    My husband really pissed me off and hurt my feelings thursday night, at a dinner with friends.
    Because I didn't want to ruin everybody's mood, I drank my wine and shut up about it...
    Of course, he could shake his own tower afterwards, being such a turn off to me!
    I agree, totally...

    You be cool - you GET cool!


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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    I agree, totally...

    You be cool - you GET cool!

    Or shoud you say;
    You be cool - You get HOT???

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    Originally posted by ashstralia
    ... i'm glad i'm single!
    And that spells;
    "I'm glad I'm single"...
    L.O.L.

    Unless you think of yourself as a common thing?

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    Originally posted by blonddgirl777
    Or shoud you say;
    You be cool - You get HOT???
    Most often it's

    "You be cool - you get NADA"...


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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    Most often it's

    "You be cool - you get NADA"...

    Then you hang out with the wrong people...
    Try again!

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    lmao, maybe...


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    Originally posted by blonddgirl777
    Then you hang out with the wrong people...
    Try again!
    LOL... Nice.

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    Originally posted by blonddgirl777
    "Single"???
    Maybe (maybe) you are a little too picky... when spelling mistakes get in the way, somethin's wrong!

    Bad spellers give good B.J.'s too!!! :p
    i know babe, i's jus' messin wit ya!

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    Originally posted by ashstralia
    i know babe, i's jus' messin wit ya!
    And blow Job spells; "Wlo Wwowb", when you got a mouth full!

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    Originally posted by blonddgirl777
    That's good but "please" should be there anyway...
    BE NICE!
    That's all we ask

    No expensive gifts, no diamond rings, no promises, no necessary commitment...
    BE NICE!!!
    And you shall receive...
    "HE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A MAN SHOULD KNOW. BEFORE I COULD TEACH HIM HE'D BE FAR TO OLD. BEBOP ALOOBOP"

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