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    I Wish Eddie Van Halen Would Have Died Of Tongue Cancer

    I Wish Eddie Van Halen Would Have Died Of Tongue Cancer
    Eddie Van Halen is shitty human being,
    When the guitar is not in his hands.

    I am thinking it would have been better for us to be spared of the reunion and just went straight into mourning this fuckers death.
    We could have avoided this gay reunion and hos divorce and all the talk of him blowing wolfie and having 3 albums of material.
    Goodbye you bastards.
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    maybe I am being too hard on Ed in this post.
    This was prompted by me reading freakin 20 posts by damm Spammy fans attacking Dave.

    Fuck Everyone including EVH, SAMMY, ALEX, MA and everyone involved in this fucking fiasco.

    Fuckin 58 year old Hagar,
    DickFace Out

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    Finally a voice of reason. All this bashing and hate is getting old. Let's all take a deep breath and be cordial for once.
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    Who the fuck is Eddie Van Halen?

    Na man, this isn't worth wishing death on someone...just don't support it and hope it fails.

    If not, we still have the first 6 albums of gold...It's all good...
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    Eddie Van Halen: Liar, back-stabber, and shitty guitar player who turned to keyboards!

    Alex Van Halen: Loser brother

    Michael Anthony: Spams gay partner

    Spam: Gives Ed head!

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    thats some fucked up shit crackhead
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    Originally posted by tjvhou812
    thats some fucked up shit crackhead

    No one asked your Hagar Lovin Mouth for it's opinion.
    Next time you open your mouth remove Sammy's cock

    DickFace out

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    PS KISS MY ASS BETCH.
    I HOPE YOUR ASS DIES OF ASS CANCER AS WELL

    DICKFACE OUT

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    hows my dick taste, dickface

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    Now that was funny then all the other dickface comments put together!! lol... Great cumback tjv..

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    Hey dickface, if you wern't such a dickface you might get some cock every now and then!!!!

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    Dickface is good when he rhymes.
    this post was no good

    Hagar is the one who bites.

    see ya
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    It's MEAN to wish someone would have died, no matter who it is! I agree that Eddie isn't the brightest guy in the world, but I wouldn't wish him dead!
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    Thumbs down

    You seem to care about Eddie on a personal level for some reason instead of just admiring him as a legendary rock guitarist which signals to me you have some mental problems & you need HELP immediately.

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    I have to agree that I do not wish Eddie dead. Dave contributed alot to Van Halen, but Dave wouldn't be David Lee Roth without what Van Halen also did for him. Its a magical combination thing.
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    Can't say I wish him dead.

    Just don't have any use for Ed unless Roth's in the band. The stuff Ed came up with after 1984 does nothing for me.

    Gave all the Sam Halen albums and Van Halen 3 a listen. Just doesn't cut it.
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    Originally posted by Wayne L.
    You seem to care about Eddie on a personal level for some reason instead of just admiring him as a legendary rock guitarist which signals to me you have some mental problems & you need HELP immediately.
    No, I wasn't meaning that! You need a life, it sounds like. I wasn't meaning that on a personal level. I'm NOT that dellusional, and I don't appreciate you thinking so. Screw you for suggesting so.

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    Originally posted by maxell3752
    Hey dickface, if you wern't such a dickface you might get some cock every now and then!!!!
    aint that the truth

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    I have a life outside this VH/DLR era site being an old fan from those days when they ruled the rock world. I think wishing Eddie would have died of tougue cancer because of this reunion is ridiculous.

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    Originally posted by Wayne L.
    I have a life outside this VH/DLR era site being an old fan from those days when they ruled the rock world. I think wishing Eddie would have died of tougue cancer because of this reunion is ridiculous.
    Agreed!
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    Yeah I cant say Id want him dead either. sounds a little evil to wish someone ya never met instant death. Especially after he was responsible for some great rock n roll. 5150 was the last of the great guitar playing for me though. Alex on the other hand..Hmmmm...
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    Thought I was IMFUCKINPISSED???

    YOURREALLYPISSEDTOO! At any rate sounds to me that Dave wants resolve on this whole V.H. Matter,( from his recent interview )and it seems logical to me (IF you have a brother- You know what I am talkin about here) Dave should find Eddie get right in his face and Fuckin Hash it out! There can only be resolve when they start fuckin kicking each others ass's!!!
    Then you know it gets better after that! Your both vented, and for some reason you get along better than ever!!! Then Just for the fun of it Dave should KICK SAMMYS, ALEXS,Dumb Ass's(with one hand behind his back), and bring a chick with you Dave to kick Mikeie's Ass!!!
    Then we can FUCKINROCKAGAIN!!!!!!!
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    Re: Thought I was IMFUCKINPISSED???

    Originally posted by IMFUCKINPISSED
    Dave should find Eddie get right in his face and Fuckin Hash it out! Then you know it gets better after that! Your both vented, and for some reason you get along better than ever!!! Then Just for the fun of it Dave should KICK SAMMYS, ALEXS,Dumb Ass's(with one hand behind his back), and bring a chick with you Dave to kick Mikeie's Ass!!!
    Then we can FUCKINROCKAGAIN!!!!!!!
    Wonder if he'll be wearin' a cup?

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    Originally posted by rustoffa
    Wonder if he'll be wearin' a cup?
    why, you thirsty

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    Wishing death on ANYONE is pretty fucked up shit.
    That's just bad karma. I can't believe the way some people think.
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    "I Wish Eddie Van Halen Would Have Died Of Tongue Cancer"


    He didn't?!?! WTF!!!
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    OOOHHHH!!!

    Now I get it!

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    this is a horrible thread.



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    david who?
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    Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
    I give horrible head.



    three lock rock who?
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    I agree with the fact that Eddie is a shitty human being whether he's got a guitar in his hands or not. Fuckin hopeless drunken cunt!
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    Dickface, you are killing me with your posts. Dude, you are too funny. The other bitch on the links "I'm Fuckin Pissed" is pretty trippy to. People like Dickface and I'm Fuckin Pissed keep me entertained on this website.
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    Dickface is killing me with his funny posts. This guy is unreal. A big SHOUT OUT to Dickface! You are hilarious.

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