I Wish Eddie Van Halen Would Have Died Of Tongue Cancer

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  • Dickface McSlapnuts

    I Wish Eddie Van Halen Would Have Died Of Tongue Cancer

    I Wish Eddie Van Halen Would Have Died Of Tongue Cancer
    Eddie Van Halen is shitty human being,
    When the guitar is not in his hands.

    I am thinking it would have been better for us to be spared of the reunion and just went straight into mourning this fuckers death.
    We could have avoided this gay reunion and hos divorce and all the talk of him blowing wolfie and having 3 albums of material.
    Goodbye you bastards.
    DickFace
  • Dickface McSlapnuts

    #2
    maybe I am being too hard on Ed in this post.
    This was prompted by me reading freakin 20 posts by damm Spammy fans attacking Dave.

    Fuck Everyone including EVH, SAMMY, ALEX, MA and everyone involved in this fucking fiasco.

    Fuckin 58 year old Hagar,
    DickFace Out

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    • rustoffa
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8959

      #3
      Finally a voice of reason. All this bashing and hate is getting old. Let's all take a deep breath and be cordial for once.

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      • Cathedral
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6621

        #4
        Who the fuck is Eddie Van Halen?

        Na man, this isn't worth wishing death on someone...just don't support it and hope it fails.

        If not, we still have the first 6 albums of gold...It's all good...

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        • TMR

          #5
          Eddie Van Halen: Liar, back-stabber, and shitty guitar player who turned to keyboards!

          Alex Van Halen: Loser brother

          Michael Anthony: Spams gay partner

          Spam: Gives Ed head!

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          • tjvhou812
            Full Member Status

            • Mar 2004
            • 4216

            #6
            thats some fucked up shit crackhead
            Originally posted by RIKK

            Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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            • Dickface McSlapnuts

              #7
              Originally posted by tjvhou812
              thats some fucked up shit crackhead

              No one asked your Hagar Lovin Mouth for it's opinion.
              Next time you open your mouth remove Sammy's cock

              DickFace out

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              • Dickface McSlapnuts

                #8
                PS KISS MY ASS BETCH.
                I HOPE YOUR ASS DIES OF ASS CANCER AS WELL

                DICKFACE OUT

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                • tjvhou812
                  Full Member Status

                  • Mar 2004
                  • 4216

                  #9
                  hows my dick taste, dickface
                  Originally posted by RIKK

                  Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                  • maxell3752

                    #10
                    Now that was funny then all the other dickface comments put together!! lol... Great cumback tjv..

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                    • maxell3752

                      #11
                      Hey dickface, if you wern't such a dickface you might get some cock every now and then!!!!

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                      • ThrillsNSpills
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6627

                        #12
                        Dickface is good when he rhymes.
                        this post was no good

                        Hagar is the one who bites.

                        see ya

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                        • gothqueen
                          Groupie
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 96

                          #13
                          It's MEAN to wish someone would have died, no matter who it is! I agree that Eddie isn't the brightest guy in the world, but I wouldn't wish him dead!

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                          • Wayne L.

                            #14
                            You seem to care about Eddie on a personal level for some reason instead of just admiring him as a legendary rock guitarist which signals to me you have some mental problems & you need HELP immediately.

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                            • lms
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 355

                              #15
                              I have to agree that I do not wish Eddie dead. Dave contributed alot to Van Halen, but Dave wouldn't be David Lee Roth without what Van Halen also did for him. Its a magical combination thing.
                              "Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive"

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