Sarge.... 5 reasons to give me the power...
1. I'm not Mezro. Studies show that 90% of Roth Army members think Mezro is the assclown of assclowns.
2. hitch1969 (aka Doug Hitchens) fears me.
3. I'd throw my own mother under the bus if she criticized DLR.
4. I'd never close a valid thread. (A thinly veiled swipe at FORD)
5. My tits are bigger than yours.