Exclusive Sneak Peek At New Tv Reality Show: REDNECK EYE FOR THE YANKEE GUY!

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  • Matt White
    • Jun 2004
    • 20446

    Exclusive Sneak Peek At New Tv Reality Show: REDNECK EYE FOR THE YANKEE GUY!

    By MAGGIE DOVE

    BOSTON, Mass. -- An upcoming TV reality show will present viewers with a twist on Bravo TV's popular hit show, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, as it features five typical Southern rednecks performing a makeover on a traditional Northern Yankee.

    Each of the five redneck cast members specializes in a particular area of redneck culture.

    According to Redneck Eye for the Yankee Guy producer Wade Jefferson, cast member Bubba is the group's expert on beer, Jim Bob knows everything about trucks, Earle is the hunting guru, Dwayne knows country-western music backward and forward and Otis is the show's source for all prison information.

    "Yankee men are so far removed from their inner redneck," observes Jefferson, "that they're in serious danger of turning into women. That's where these good ol' boys come in -- helpin' the poor Yankee bring out his God-given, inner redneck."

    Future episodes will include teaching that show's Yankee how to:

    •Decorate his den with stuffed possums.
    •Turn women on by making wild animal noises.
    •Open a beer bottle with his teeth.
    •Win a tobacco-spitting contest.
    •Make his dog behave in the back of his pickup truck.
    •Put his car up on blocks on his front lawn.
    •Appear on The Jerry Springer Show without being thrown off. Jefferson proudly states, "We sent Bill Clinton an advance copy of the show and he absolutely loved it."

    Published on: 04/13/2006



    "What a world, what a world............."
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754

    #2
    They needed a beer expert for a reality show and nobody called me???
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • sagebrush
      Head Fluffer
      • Oct 2005
      • 353

      #3
      That is going to be so funny .

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      • Hardrock69
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2005
        • 21834

        #4
        Uhhh I think it to be quite a stupid idea myself....it is about as dumb as the movie version of Dallas they are gonna film soon....

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        • Ally_Kat
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 7608

          #5
          Gotta love the Weekly World News.
          Roth Army Militia

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          • simplerhyme
            Full On Cocktard
            • Apr 2006
            • 24

            #6
            If they could get one of the Rednecks to make-over one of the guys from Queer Eye for a straight guy, that'd be a show!

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 58754

              #7
              Originally posted by simplerhyme
              If they could get one of the Rednecks to make-over one of the guys from Queer Eye for a straight guy, that'd be a show!
              You really think the world is ready for Carson the redneck??

              "Hey, boys who wants to go up to Bareback Mountain with me?? Yeeehaaw"
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • Matt White
                • Jun 2004
                • 20446

                #8
                Originally posted by Ally_Kat
                Gotta love the Weekly World News.
                Exactly, exactly

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