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    Is God a woman?

    Just wondering here, is God a woman?

    I mean, only a woman could be this moody, right?

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    Jesus, who obviously should know, referred to God as His Father. Not his Mother, who of course was Mary.

    On the other hand we have this account in Genesis.....

    So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. - Genesis 1:27

    So if a female was created in the image of God, that would imply that God has a female image.

    However, whatever God is, God is not a human being and doesn't have human body parts or hormones so assigining gender or "PMS" to the Lord is pretty much irrelevant.
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    Alamis Morrisette played God in Dogma, I like Alanis a lot for some weird fucking reason.

    Anyways God is a spiritual being and doesn't have a Sex.At least thats what I Believe.
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    There is no god...and in my life, there are never any women...

    Therefore logic would dictate that God is indeed a woman.

    Same logic that says all redheaded boys like candy. Paul is a redheaded boy. Therefore Paul likes candy.

    It's concept, son!!!!!!
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    Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
    There is no god...

    Why do you think there is no God?

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    Shit, didn't mean to cause any offence with this one.

    Just making a joke about life been tempremental.

    But, if God is the giver of life, logic would follow that God is a she, right?

    I mean don't female normally give birth etc..

    Unless were talking about sexless animals or whatever
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    Originally posted by FORD
    Jesus, who obviously should know, referred to God as His Father. Not his Mother, who of course was Mary.

    On the other hand we have this account in Genesis.....

    So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. - Genesis 1:27

    So if a female was created in the image of God, that would imply that God has a female image.

    However, whatever God is, God is not a human being and doesn't have human body parts or hormones so assigining gender or "PMS" to the Lord is pretty much irrelevant.
    Ah, but you're quoting a book that depicts events which supposedly happened and which has been translated/revised a gazillion times.
    There's bound to be some errors somewhere.
    (In other words: "Hey, ya never know".)

    But binnie's got a point. (one post above)
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    Originally posted by Unchainme
    Why do you think there is no God?
    Take a look into my world son...you'll see why!

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    God's a guy. But, I think he's probably got some chick telling him what to do.
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    Ha Ha Ha, good one!

    Do you reckon he get's sent out to cut the lawn in heaven?

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    God is everything, both male and female.

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    Originally posted by Millermoos
    God is everything, both male and female.
    Then "he" must be not only be bisexual, but also a zoophile, a gerontophile, a pedophile ("let all the little children come to me") and so on...

    posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
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    The answer to this thread is "yes" God is a woman.

    I am God, and I am a woman

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    Originally posted by Unchainme
    Why do you think there is no God?
    Why do you think that there are no fairies living at the bottom of your garden?

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