The Loons Blues-apaloosa Salloon and Juke Joint

[Loons The Great]

Can I get a witness?

Will some testify?

Who will answa de call of de blues nah?

Who wants to talk some D-Ro blues...fo' sho'...from Ice Cream Man to Night Life to Big Train(the outtro) to Drop In The Bucket(the intro) to Fools to Take Your Whiskey Home to The Full Bug to Blacklight to Sensible Shoes to Mississippi Power to...awwwww you know...

[DavidLeeNatra]

nice tie fit...muzzbemahsize...I guess, loons the great and I are the two motherfucker here who'd die for a "dave's doin the blues"-album...

[Loons The Great]

'Natra, a Dave blues album would be spectacular. I'd like to hear him do a "From The Cradle"-type album where he paid tribute to his influences. Some tunes with just him and an acoustic...some tunes with an electric band...some tunes with an acoustic band...Roth on Mississippi saxophone(harmonica)...maybe a Jolson tune thrown in fo' good measure...play the blues, boys...

[binnie]

I would definately like to see a Dave blues album, that would be killer, especially with a voice as deep as his.

[Loons The Great]

79TH AND SUNSET(all bluesed up by Big Wave Dave nah yez)

Well this yellow haired snake sits snug as a bug
Got more angle than a toby jug
Star lock hair pins, honey has faults
Shows her legs when opportunity knocks
Underneath her red sweater
She's a big-deal go-getter
There'll be some dramas inside your pajamas tonight
Yer there's red eyed Ruby with her built up hips
She's got nut crushing boobs and jam tart lips
Says her angle is connections downtown L.A.
When you know she's just a hustler from the boys' brigade
Well she's the same old number
She just looks like your mother
There be salutations on you humble frillations tonight
She's young. She's wealthy, she's far from healthy
She does it up in Beverly Hills
She wears a foam back bra, she drives her Daddy's car
Has appeal to bend your will
Oh! Nymphomanic nimrod, thigh-high boots
Beat the hungry minions she planned
Keep on trucking--think of all the fun you had
Well you know there's such a lot of good ways to be bad

[Loons The Great]

A James Brown tune Roth vetted up in '88 nah yez

I'll Go Crazy

Lyrics: James Brown
Music: James Brown


If you leave me, I'll go crazy
If you leave me, I'll go crazy
'Cause I love you, I love you
Oh I love you too much

If you quit me, I'll go crazy
If you forget me, I'll go crazy
'Cause I love you, I love you
Oh I love you too much

You got to live for yourself
Yourself and nobody else
You got to live for yourself
Yourself and nobody else

If you leave me, I'll go crazy
If you leave me, I'll go crazy
'Cause I love you, I love you
Oh I love you too much

You got to live for yourself
Yourself and nobody else
You got to live for yourself
Yourself and nobody else

If you leave me, I'll go crazy
If you leave me, I'll go crazy
'Cause I love you, I love you
Oh I love you too much

If you leave me, I'll go crazy
If you leave me, I'll go crazy
'Cause I love you, I love you
Oh I love you too much

[diamondsgirl]

Talkin' dirty, dressin' clean, dancin' nasty by the record machine
Do the walk, love to ball, just one look I believe that's all
Little girl loves to boogie woogie, looks so fine like some sweet sugie
Destination is on the floor, give it up just a little bit more
Hey baby can I be excused, I can't take no mo'...

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
nice tie fit...muzzbemahsize...I guess, loons the great and I are the two motherfucker here who'd die for a "dave's doin the blues"-album...

I am so into this idea...I wanna kidnap him and not let him go til he does it...

I was thinking of him doing the Sopranos Theme, that'd kick some ass...no?

[Loons The Great]

Summertime...here's a tune the D-Ro always worked up 'fore Ice Cream Man nah yez yez!

Summertime,
And the livin' is easy
Fish are jumpin'
And the cotton is high

Your daddy's rich
And your mamma's good lookin'
So hush little baby
Don't you cry

One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing
Then you'll spread your wings
And you'll take to the sky

But till that morning
There's a'nothing can harm you
With daddy and mamma standing by

Summertime,
And the livin' is easy
Fish are jumpin'
And the cotton is high

Your daddy's rich
And your mamma's good lookin'
So hush little baby
Don't you cry

[thome]

Saw the Nuge on the tv show last night jammin some blues with a local
at a club in Vegas.Just hopped up on stage and i have always wondered if The Roth and The Nuge could pull off some blues
tunes together.

It's funny how this came to me .
I think it would be unbelievably well recieved.Yes?No.?

[binnie]

I think so!

[Loons The Great]

WELLA WELLA WELLA...yez yezz...

David Lee Roth and Ted Nugent..bluesin' it up nah...Diamond Dave and the Motor City Madman...blues brothers one time nah yezz...

[binnie]

Imagine the size of the venue needed to house those two ego's!

[thome]

Originally posted by binnie
Imagine the size of the venue needed to house those two ego's!

They would crush all resistance.Ted got all the soul and Dave is soul.

I'll call them the -Ted an Dave's big adventure-.

[Loons The Great]

...Well, I'm ready, ready as anybody can be. I'm ready for you, hope you ready for me...

D-Ro is about to put the blues in bluegrass, the cunt in country and the dick in dixie...strummin' with the debil nah yez...