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  • NathanRay
    Head Fluffer
    • Feb 2004
    • 260
    #1

    Wolfgang Van Halen

    What do Ya'll think will become of young Wolfgang Van Halen???

    Will He become a famous............................................ ...... Musician? RockStar? Actor? Drunk???

    Does He Realize What an Awesome Band His Dad used to be in????

    Does he look up to Dave or his Dad??

    How does He put up with his Drunken Angry Father??

    I bet ya He's Already started Smokin.

    Tell Me What You Think will become of the Little kid who runs on to stage to give his daddy a hug and gets burnt by his cigarette and all the Van Hagar Fans go aawwwww and start crying and hugging each other, chanting Wolfie! Wolfie! Wolfie!!!!???????????????????????

    :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
    "It's just not an option for me to go and watch some other band — who are only performing because they have some new record coming out — do our music," Roth said. "I have nothing against Velvet Revolver — I'm not familiar with their music — but that was my 3 minutes and 22 seconds up there."
    Roth Keeps it REEEEAL

    Originally posted by Antman
    Fuck Alex Van Halen. That mongoloid Mr. Spock looking mother fucker.
    Tags: halen, van, wolfgang
    • POJO_Risin
      Roth Army Caesar
      • Mar 2003
      • 40648
      #2
      Here's the deal...

      Wolfie will be reknown as a prodigy playing nearly any instrument that he picks up...but will not be successful early on because his hair has grown down to his knees, and get caught in every damn instrument that he plays...

      He'll then realize that his true gift lies in the eukelele...and he'll start the band, Van Ho...and sing covers of his true hero...

      Don Ho...
      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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        • POJO_Risin
          Roth Army Caesar
          • Mar 2003
          • 40648
          #3
          Either that, or he'll front Vn' Sync...with Alex's 12 kids from 11 wives...
          "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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            • madraoul
              Foot Soldier
              • Feb 2004
              • 530
              #4
              Val will push him towards doing the soundtrack for her next Lifetime movie. I'm leaning towards the flute for this one.

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                • tjvhou812
                  Full Member Status

                  • Mar 2004
                  • 4214
                  #5
                  who cares
                  Originally posted by RIKK

                  Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                    • Wayne L.
                      #6
                      I think if Wolfgang Van Halen gets into the music business like his legendary father he will end up like most offspring of rock legends as in Julian Lennon & Dweezil Zappa which is be a flash in the pan as an artist.

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                        • tjvhou812
                          Full Member Status

                          • Mar 2004
                          • 4214
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Wayne L.
                          I think if Wolfgang Van Halen gets into the music business like his legendary father he will end up like most offspring of rock legends as in Julian Lennon & Dweezil Zappa which is be a flash in the pan as an artist.
                          more than likely, but u never know
                          Originally posted by RIKK

                          Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                            • TMR
                              #8
                              Wolfgang will worship STEVE VAI!

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                                • tjvhou812
                                  Full Member Status

                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 4214
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by TMR
                                  Wolfgang will worship STEVE VAI!
                                  at age 18 he will be better than vai
                                  Originally posted by RIKK

                                  Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                                    • DavidLeeNatra
                                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 10703
                                      #10
                                      he will run the same career as so many celabrity-kids...looking for his own way and end up in the betty ford farm at the age of 15...
                                      Roth Army Icon
                                      First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                                        • Bullethead #1
                                          Full On Cocktard
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 46
                                          #11
                                          I wouldn't be a bit surprised if Eddie brings him on this tour. He'll probably jam during the encore. (or sing the Dave songs)

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                                            • Ally_Kat
                                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 7608
                                              #12
                                              I thought I read somewhere that he looks up to his dad and liked the Dave stuff more?
                                              Roth Army Militia

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                                                • Coyote
                                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 8185
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Ally_Kat
                                                  I thought I read somewhere that he looks up to his dad and liked the Dave stuff more?
                                                  Proof that kids ARE smarter than their parents...
                                                  Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                                                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                                  It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                                                    • Igosplut
                                                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 2793
                                                      #14
                                                      Where did you hear that Ally???
                                                      Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                                                        • Roth kills Sam
                                                          Foot Soldier
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 691
                                                          #15
                                                          At the very minimum, he'll be in porn

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