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    Wolfgang Van Halen

    What do Ya'll think will become of young Wolfgang Van Halen???

    Will He become a famous............................................ ...... Musician? RockStar? Actor? Drunk???

    Does He Realize What an Awesome Band His Dad used to be in????

    Does he look up to Dave or his Dad??

    How does He put up with his Drunken Angry Father??

    I bet ya He's Already started Smokin.

    Tell Me What You Think will become of the Little kid who runs on to stage to give his daddy a hug and gets burnt by his cigarette and all the Van Hagar Fans go aawwwww and start crying and hugging each other, chanting Wolfie! Wolfie! Wolfie!!!!???????????????????????

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    Here's the deal...

    Wolfie will be reknown as a prodigy playing nearly any instrument that he picks up...but will not be successful early on because his hair has grown down to his knees, and get caught in every damn instrument that he plays...

    He'll then realize that his true gift lies in the eukelele...and he'll start the band, Van Ho...and sing covers of his true hero...

    Don Ho...
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    Either that, or he'll front Vn' Sync...with Alex's 12 kids from 11 wives...

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    Val will push him towards doing the soundtrack for her next Lifetime movie. I'm leaning towards the flute for this one.
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    I think if Wolfgang Van Halen gets into the music business like his legendary father he will end up like most offspring of rock legends as in Julian Lennon & Dweezil Zappa which is be a flash in the pan as an artist.
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    Originally posted by Wayne L.
    I think if Wolfgang Van Halen gets into the music business like his legendary father he will end up like most offspring of rock legends as in Julian Lennon & Dweezil Zappa which is be a flash in the pan as an artist.
    more than likely, but u never know

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    Wolfgang will worship STEVE VAI!

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    Originally posted by TMR
    Wolfgang will worship STEVE VAI!
    at age 18 he will be better than vai

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    he will run the same career as so many celabrity-kids...looking for his own way and end up in the betty ford farm at the age of 15...
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    I wouldn't be a bit surprised if Eddie brings him on this tour. He'll probably jam during the encore. (or sing the Dave songs)
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    I thought I read somewhere that he looks up to his dad and liked the Dave stuff more?
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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    I thought I read somewhere that he looks up to his dad and liked the Dave stuff more?
    Proof that kids ARE smarter than their parents...
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    Where did you hear that Ally???
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    At the very minimum, he'll be in porn
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    Originally posted by Igosplut
    Where did you hear that Ally???
    I was reading something in the paper about when he was on Fox5 with his mom

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