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    Joseph Lee Thunder, of Butler PA is real.

    Not his real name. But real.

    He is a registered sex offender on house arrest.

    He stalks Brian Minto, and BM's webmaster Steve says he has NOTHING to do with Brian's....ahem....."career"

    Joey is semi-homeless, and suffering fron the ravages of violent mansex.


    Cool, huh?
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    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    Joseph Lee Thunder, of Butler PA is real.

    He is a registered sex offender on house arrest.

    He stalks Brian Minto, and BM's webmaster Steve says he has NOTHING to do with Brian's....ahem....."career"

    Joey is semi-homeless, and suffering fron the ravages of violent mansex.


    Cool, huh?
    How did you learn of this Lung, I'd love to hear the story.

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    Originally posted by Unchainme
    How did you learn of this Lung, I'd love to hear the story.

    -Grasshopper.

    Cloak-n-dagger shit, Gilligan.

    When/If you're made a mod, you'll find out.

    You'll also be given Ally's home phone number and naked pics of Mrs. Pojo...........





    [ keep it on the down low, I have secretly hidden this post with my mod powers. YOU are the only one able to read this post, so don't reply to it as it is adressed solely to YOUR IP address] Like a PM only withing the thread. Pojo has given me permission to do this. This is why you will not see anyone else quote this post.

    If you waant to reply in this thread, and have only MODS be able to read it, start your post with 3 %%% and end it with 3 &&&

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    %%%
    I'm trying this out, is it working?

    &&&

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    Originally posted by Unchainme
    %%%
    I'm trying this out, is it working?

    &&&
    Yes. I can't read a fucking word on it.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
    Yes. I can't read a fucking word on it.

    Cheers! :bottle:
    !

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    Originally posted by Unchainme
    %%%
    I'm trying this out, is it working?

    &&&
    LMMFAO!

    Admit it, you just wanted my phone number
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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine


    [ keep it on the down low, I have secretly hidden this post with my mod powers. YOU are the only one able to read this post, so don't reply to it as it is adressed solely to YOUR IP address] Like a PM only withing the thread. Pojo has given me permission to do this. This is why you will not see anyone else quote this post.

    If you waant to reply in this thread, and have only MODS be able to read it, start your post with 3 %%% and end it with 3 &&&

    Then only the mods and webbies can read it.

    -Lung
    I want whatever you are drinking, mate! And make it a double.



    And besides, how come YOU don't call me? You're another bastard who doesn't send me flowers anymore

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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    LMMFAO!

    Admit it, you just wanted my phone number
    well ummm yeah


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    you're going to make Thunder and thefive jealous :p

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    I think thefive, and thethud want it more. How often does joe look at your pic anyway?
    -Thechained
    Last edited by Unchainme; 07-07-2006 at 11:20 PM.

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    I think thefive and thethud should go on a date together. They could hold hands and eat fudge sundaes!

    theAlly

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    Originally posted by Unchainme
    How often does joe look at your pic anyway?
    -Thechained
    Psh, it seems every time he calls me out he's talking about my chubby hand and fingers -- so I would say often.

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    They do seem like they would make a good couple, Hell I think thefive fits joey's catergory for men as well, Being in Middle school and all.

    -Thechained

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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    Psh, it seems every time he calls me out he's talking about my chubby hand and fingers -- so I would say often.
    Do you feel flattered he does that, In some weird way? .

    He's tried to pm me as well.

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    theLung is diggin this thread.

    LMAO

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    Originally posted by Unchainme
    Do you feel flattered he does that, In some weird way? .

    He's tried to pm me as well.
    If you had a vagina, would you feel flattered if someone commented that they thought you had chubby fingers and then went on how fat you were?

    But he does it out of love because I won't go out with him.

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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    If you had a vagina, would you feel flattered if someone commented that they thought you had chubby fingers and then went on how fat you were?

    But he does it out of love because I won't go out with him.
    Yeah he's just trying to get your attention that is all,

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    I feel like I'm in some secret society. Man, how confusing would those meetings get, though, when it came to distinguishing between thechained and thechainz.

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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    If you had a vagina, would you feel flattered

    LMMFAO

    Welcome to my sig.

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    Seriously Lung, You'll have to tell me some stories about the Pedophile who hails from Butler, PA. I'd love to hear them


    I heard about one story where you prevented katydid from adopting a kid

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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat



    And besides, how come YOU don't call me?

    The last number you gave me began with 555

    I knew you were on TV, but damn.........

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    Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
    Yes. I can't read a fucking word on it.

    Cheers! :bottle:

    Damn you.


    Do you have any idea how long we could've played Gilligan with that one?

    Shit, I was 3 posts away from him posting his social security number just to get nekkid pictures of theAlly

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    Show me the pics

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    %%%

    You could've go on... I don't think he noticed.

    Cheers! :bottle:

    &&&

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    Originally posted by Unchainme
    Seriously Lung, You'll have to tell me some stories about the Pedophile who hails from Butler, PA. I'd love to hear them


    I heard about one story where you prevented katydid from adopting a kid

    Not adopting.

    I did intercede with the authorities when she tried to become a foster parent for the money.




    The letter started like this: Dear North Carolina Division of Social Services......I'm from The Roth Army.......and I'm here to help.

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    Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
    %%%

    You could've go on... I don't think he noticed.

    Cheers! :bottle:

    &&&

    %%%


    LMMFAO


    &&&

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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    LMMFAO

    Welcome to my sig.
    I miss your logic on that one. It's actually confusing me :confused:

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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    Not adopting.

    I did intercede with the authorities when she tried to become a foster parent for the money.




    The letter started like this: Dear North Carolina Division of Social Services......I'm from The Roth Army.......and I'm here to help.
    you should post the whole letter sometime man. It would make for a very good read.

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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine


    The letter started like this: Dear North Carolina Division of Social Services......I'm from The Roth Army.......and I'm here to help.
    now THAT's in my siggy!

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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    The last number you gave me began with 555

    I knew you were on TV, but damn.........

    The last 3 digits are the 555, silly!

    And this is why thelung is not my personal assistant.

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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    I miss your logic on that one. It's actually confusing me :confused:

    'Tis a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart

    -Ulysses McGill

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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    'Tis a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart

    -Ulysses McGill
    I knew it, you love my vagina. Must be those naked pictures you have that you keep telling everyone they get can, but never give them.

    And you know what, Mr Lung, that's mean. You should share the wealth.

    Think of the young ones.

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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    And you know what, Mr Lung, that's mean. You should share the wealth.

    Think of the young ones.
    Yes Lung, Think of ME.

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    Originally posted by Unchainme
    Yes Lung, Think of ME.
    You ain't that young. We all know you're 70 and taking the viagra.

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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    You ain't that young. We all know you're 70 and taking the viagra.
    , Damnit Ally, You blew my cover!

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    Originally posted by Unchainme
    , Damnit Ally, You blew my cover!
    I had to. You were secretly creeping out theLung. He's only 18, ya know.

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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    I had to. You were secretly creeping out theLung. He's only 18, ya know.
    No wonder joe thunder has been trying to stalk him for the last couple of years. I bet it broke his heart when he learned Lounge was legal.

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    Hmmm...nekkid pics of Ally?

    Me is curious...

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    Ally_Kat is Mrs. POJO
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