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  • binnie
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    • May 2006
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    Axl Rose at Donnington

    Here is the review from this weeks Kerrang!

    (had to type it as there is not a scanner at work)

    AXL ROSE AND OTHERS (o marks)

    "Taking a gargantuan but admitedly systematic two hour and 25 minute shit on the memory of one of the greatest rock'n'roll bands of all time. It begins punctually. The echoing, opening riff of 'Welcome to the Jungle' is welcomed by rabid cheers and bellows like, "Where the fuck is Slash" and "You Fat Bastard". It's doubtful that many here really beleive this high-budget cabaret is really guns n roses.
    And it's hard to be offended by pub band run throughs of "live and let die" and "knocking on heavens door". But the band fucking about with low-volume porn-music jams between every song simultaneously extneds and robs this set of any momentum. And when Axl Rose disapeers for a full 10 minutes after "Sweet Child o mine" citing 'technical difficulties' - a gap filled with some guitar-shop squawking from Bumblefoot- it becomes clear this isn't even a real band. The moment where a hired hand threatens to leave the stage if another bottle of piss is launched onstage is hilarious. Only bettered by a heckler who tells him to "fuck off then". The appearece of ex-Skid Row belter Sebastian Bach provides some curious distraction. But for all the money flaunting pyros and insincere back-slapping it's impossible not to recall just how monstrously cool the real Guns n Roses must have been in their prime. they weren't the clusterfuck of professional muscians and one commercially-minded opportunist onstage right now, because this isn't even rock n roll. It's commercially driven geriatric nostalgia, and judging by the queues of traffic already leaving the site, it can't end a moment too soon."
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  • binnie
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    • May 2006
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    #2
    Was anybody there to say if this was a fair review?


    Comments?

    Anyone seen Axl elsewhere.
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    • binnie
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2006
      • 19144

      #3
      the stuff on youtube of sebastian and axl singing "My Michelle" is pretty damn good.

      Not Guns of old, but not as bad as that review...
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      • Matt White
        • Jun 2004
        • 20497

        #4
        HA!!!

        "...this isn't even rock n roll. It's commercially driven geriatric nostalgia, and judging by the queues of traffic already leaving the site, it can't end a moment too soon."

        Now...THAT'S COMEDY

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        • binnie
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2006
          • 19144

          #5
          Indeed.

          I wonder if the journalist was just venting and demonstrating the skills as a word smith rather than actually reviewing the show tho'?
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          • DavidLeeNatra
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 10704

            #6


            fuck you, asshole rose
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            • Shaun Ponsonby
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Oct 2004
              • 6345

              #7
              I can see it being quite accurate.
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              • Mr Grimsdale
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 8924

                #8
                to be fair bottles of piss were always standard donington fayre

                some people used to wrap up turds, human or animal in a napkin and lob those as well
                Originally posted by flappo
                i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                Originally posted by Cato
                translating your Japanese.


                "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                omae baka dana?

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                • binnie
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                  • May 2006
                  • 19144

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
                  to be fair bottles of piss were always standard donington fayre

                  some people used to wrap up turds, human or animal in a napkin and lob those as well
                  Ahhhh the good old days.....
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                  • Mr Grimsdale
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8924

                    #10
                    i have to pay for that sort of thing now
                    Originally posted by flappo
                    i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                    Originally posted by Cato
                    translating your Japanese.


                    "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                    omae baka dana?

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                    • Shaun Ponsonby
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                      • Oct 2004
                      • 6345

                      #11
                      I have a friend who was there, and apparently, yup, the review is quite accurate. She thought Axl sucked, and taht the new material sucked.
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                      • Mr Grimsdale
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 8924

                        #12
                        you have a friend?
                        and she's female?

                        i bet she does
                        Originally posted by flappo
                        i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                        Originally posted by Cato
                        translating your Japanese.


                        "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                        omae baka dana?

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                        • Shaun Ponsonby
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 6345

                          #13
                          What? Suck?
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                          • binnie
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                            • May 2006
                            • 19144

                            #14
                            They all do, you just have to ask nicely sometimes!
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                            • binnie
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2006
                              • 19144

                              #15
                              Well I've just spent over £90 on two tickets to see Axl & co.

                              So I'm hoping they are better than that review says.


                              At least I'll get to see Bach again, his shows always kick ass!
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