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    News Flash! Found the scope the alien used to upload Sammy's brain



    rumor says the aliens plugged the scope where Sammy's brain is actually located: up his stinking fat butt!

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    Didn't Sammy say they implanted some strange, unlocatable device deep within his..

    - oh OK I gedditt. THAT' is what he's talking about...

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    Even with that, they were probably strugglin' to feel the sides. Like tryin' to lobotomize a big warm bucket o' water.

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    Some kind of alien heads for the opening-Spammy

    The quote speaks for itself!

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    well, wait aminnit;

    SAMMY said.. and he said this, REALLY:



    ".. could not move, eyes open, white room, they were still disconnecting — and when they did, it just went bang! Everything went back to normal, back to black."

    OH and there's a bit more: Where did they upload deep inside Sammy?

    "I almost passed out, I was sick to my stomach and almost had to throw up, it was so scary…"



    So they drove it up in him, gotcha.
    So what are these Aliens? Martians?



    "I don't know who the fuck they are, but I've narrowed them down to a people called the Nine,"

    Black men with 9" loads. Sthweet Sthamual Hagar.. FAG!!!
    Last edited by GAR; 04-20-2004 at 11:00 PM.

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    ..porn in main

    ..gotta love it


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    Originally posted by flappo
    ..porn in main

    ..gotta love it

    ...Flappo in main

    ...gotta dig it

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    Golden, why are you FAT?
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