I thought it would be kind of cool if everyone added an entry or two to this and eventually we might get a definitive version of 24 hours in the wild world of Edward Van Halen! I've got the ball rolling below.
We all know Ed's a late riser these days so I figured we might as well begin late afternoon.
4pm Awaken by rolling out of bed into industrial sized ashtray next to it
4.01pm Glass of wine and cigarette
4.02pm Take piss.
4.03pm Leave post it note on toilet reminding himself to lift toilet lid before taking piss
Right, everyone chip in!