The Food Graveyard

[MAX]

Originally posted by rustoffa
This is readily available down here. I took a can of a different brand with a better picture on the label to Missoula, at a friend's request. Alot of folks couldn't believe it was a viable product.

YUCK!!!

Yeah, I've seen pickled pigs feet in the grocery store here. Fucking disgusting.

[FORD]

Originally posted by MAX
ROTFLMAO!!!

Especially with the Hawaiian referrence. Yup, Pineapple Nehi Soda... That's the drink of the gospel and minus the caffiene as to not go against the "Words of Wisdom."

I dated this Mormon chick for a little while and she was very serious about living by the rules (which is the main reason we weren't together that long)

She used to drink Barq's root beer frequently. At first I figured she knew what she was doing, but one day, just after we had discussed the LDS church doctrine on caffeine, she was once again drinking the Barq's.

I said "You DO know that has caffeine in it, don't you?"

The shocked look on her face couldn't have been any worse if I had told her Donnie Osmond was a serial killer. She really thought she had committed some grievous sin against Heavenly Father.

On the other hand when I stopped for lunch in SLC on my 2002 road trip, I was surprised to find bottled water with caffeine in it!! Of course, I bought it. Perfect for a long day of driving through a barren wasteland. But I had to give the cashier at the store a little shit about it.

"The church actually allows you guys to sell this stuff??"

He just laughed. Probably afraid to say anything one way or another on the subject.

Oddly enough, I've never seen that caffeine water anywhere else BUT Salt Lake City. Oh the Ironicy.......

[MAX]

FORD,

I always wondered how you knew so much about the church. lol

The one thing (well among the many) that still floors me regarding the "words of wisdom" is how it's intentions are to be "healthy" and so on. Yet, so many Mormons are so obese it's sickening. They say "No alcohol" and on and on while they stuff their collective faces with endless cakes, cookies and jello salads. They do the same thing with their children as well.

Also "caffinated" water? Is it Mountain Meadow Springs Water? :p

[twonabomber]

did that chick show you her sacred undergarments?

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by MAX
YUCK!!!

Yeah, I've seen pickled pigs feet in the grocery store here. Fucking disgusting.

It's all about the vinegar and salt. That's what they taste like. This chick in I used to work with would show up with one wrapped in a napkin...like almost every day. They full-on cook 'em as well. If you go to Abdullah's (The Butcher) house of ribs and chinese food for the wednesday lunch buffet, there'll be a pan of 'em swimming in BBQ sauce. Don't go on monday unless you like chitterlings....you can smell 'em in the parking lot.

[MAX]

Originally posted by twonabomber
did that chick show you her sacred undergarments?

Yeah FORD, did you get past the scuba suit and into them jammies?

[FORD]

Originally posted by MAX
Yeah FORD, did you get past the scuba suit and into them jammies?

Got the holy top removed and had my hands inside the holy panties..... and that's when Joseph Smith or whomever told her to freak out and not go any further.

As I said, we weren't together that long. Faced with a choice of either religious conversion or blueballs or look elsewhere, it wasn't too complicated of a decision. She wanted the big Temple wedding and all that shit, and I told her up front that I wasn't converting.

[FORD]

Originally posted by MAX
FORD,


Also "caffinated" water? Is it Mountain Meadow Springs Water? :p

I honestly don't remember the brand name. That was 4 years ago.

[Matt White]

SOMEBODY STOP ME

[Matt White]

Ahh yes kiddies....

[MAX]

Originally posted by FORD
Got the holy top removed and had my hands inside the holy panties..... and that's when Joseph Smith or whomever told her to freak out and not go any further.

As I said, we weren't together that long. Faced with a choice of either religious conversion or blueballs or look elsewhere, it wasn't too complicated of a decision. She wanted the big Temple wedding and all that shit, and I told her up front that I wasn't converting.

Oh, I know and have had "experiences" with Mormon chicks all too well. In highschool they happened to be some of the biggest horndogs ever. Their way of thinking is that they could party, fuck, etc prior to getting married in the temple and they'd be forgiven and have a one way ticket to the celestial kingdom.

Oh, the water brand name was a joke. I was using the infamous "Mountain Meadow Massacre" incident for the sick humor. Are you aware of that event?

[Matt White]

Okay...

Who else remembers Koogle Peanut butter?!?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Matt White
Okay...

Who else remembers Koogle Peanut butter?!?

Where's DG? She prolly puts that on her fluffernutters.

[Matt White]

HA!!!


It's was around in the 1970's......................

[FORD]

Originally posted by Matt White
Okay...

Who else remembers Koogle Peanut butter?!?

I remember the commercials. I also remember my mom refusing to buy it. So I made my own version with regular peanut butter and Hershey's syrup.



By the way, I guess we can include the old Hershey's Syrup cans in this "graveyard". You only see it in plastic bottles now....