Maybe the Door Was Marked Incorrectly

[il_es_douche]

All reports indicate that DLR's show in New York saw droves of paying customers walking out of the show in the first 25 minutes. Maybe the exit was mismarked ...who knows...but it appears that old Dave can't keep them in seats anymore. Failed radio host. Failed solo act. It appears that Diamond Dave should take some time off to carefully consider what to suck at next.

[Nickdfresh]

Who gives a shit? Don't you have some boys to molest assfuck?

[il_es_douche]

"Who gives a fuck?" ?!? This is a fucking site dedicated to talking about Roth and I posted information about how much he sucks. You obviously give a fuck because you responded to me immediately you homo. "Who gives a fuck?" really means "it doesn't matter what Roth does because he's the god we pudpullers have needed since our Dady's abandoned us." Seriously, Dickfresh, you are a tard.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by il_es_douche
"Who gives a fuck?" ?!? This is a fucking site dedicated to talking about Roth and I posted information about how much he sucks. You obviously give a fuck because you responded to me immediately you homo. "Who gives a fuck?" really means "it doesn't matter what Roth does because he's the god we pudpullers have needed since our Dady's abandoned us." Seriously, Dickfresh, you are a tard.

I give a fuck that you've started a borderline retard level thread as an attention-whore troll.

I know you are a little slow, and unhappy in life since you've decided to take a break from your normal pedophile underground chatroom to come here to a board dedicated to a guy you don't like, which makes perfect sense.

But I was referring to the content of, or lack of therein, your shitty, boring thread which lacks focus and literacy. Now, go back to flipping burgers and cleaning tampons out of the ladies room dispensary douche tube...

[Calderone]

where are those reports ?
I think you are completely WRONG

[Matt White]

HA!!!

He cleans the "Bird houses"......................


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by il_es_douche
All reports indicate that DLR's show in New York saw droves of paying customers walking out of the show in the first 25 minutes.

Droves?

I honestly believe you're wrong there, based purely on the nature of demographics, and venue capacity.

Demographically speaking, the majority of paying customers @ a DLR show are either:

1. There for the party

2. Crazed fuckers who remember how that old "Van Halen" really fucking rocked, and associate DLR with the NAME BRAND.

3. Hardcore DLR fans.

*None of the above listed would have left, unless escorted out.*

Venue capacity wise, the term "Droves" doesn't apply. It barely applies for Madison Square Garden.

IMO, you should have went with another descrip.....fuck it.

The only thing remotely interesting was the passover reference. I get it.

2 out of 10.

Go mend.

[FORD]

Why is it that a Velveeta loving sheep faggot on the Southern California coast doesn't have anything better to do with his time on a hot July day than beat off at the website of someone he hates.

Go learn to surf, Ched boy. Or if you can't accomplish that, just keep paddling out until you find a shark.

[jcook11]

Originally posted by FORD
Why is it that a Velveeta loving sheep faggot on the Southern California coast doesn't have anything better to do with his time on a hot July day than beat off at the website of someone he hates.

Go learn to surf, Ched boy. Or if you can't accomplish that, just keep paddling out until you find a shark.

It is quite obvious that this little rope smoker is from the 909 I'm quite sure his address has the words Fontana Ca. at the end. If you checked his mommys' basemen.......Lower level apartment you are sure to find plenty of acetone and psuedophed,not to mention a giant sized red rocker blow up doll.

[FORD]

Originally posted by jcook11
It is quite obvious that this little rope smoker is from the 909 I'm quite sure his address has the words Fontana Ca. at the end. If you checked his mommys' basemen.......Lower level apartment you are sure to find plenty of acetone and psuedophed,not to mention a giant sized red rocker blow up doll.

Nope, not a Fontuckian here. Think further south, near the beach.... hell, on the side of the ocean, one might say.....

[Hardrock69]

Another loser posting ueseless drivel....

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by il_es_douche
All reports indicate that DLR's show in New York saw droves of paying customers walking out of the show in the first 25 minutes. Maybe the exit was mismarked ...who knows...but it appears that old Dave can't keep them in seats anymore. Failed radio host. Failed solo act. It appears that Diamond Dave should take some time off to carefully consider what to suck at next.

[Hardrock69]

All reports indicate this lame idiot was arrested outside the venue for jacking off on a poster of DLR...

[Intruder]

This just in from GayNN--

il_es_douche was spotted heading into the BACK door.

Nicely done fag.

[Diamondjimi]

Il es Douche.......

Meatchugger !

[1971Quarter]

I was there and the place held the same attendance from start to finish. You can't force someone to like DLR, but posting a completely false "report" is not OK.

[jcook11]

THIS JUST IN:.....il_es_douche spotted on the 405 freeway with roys' dick in his mouth.......Film at eleven

[FORD]

Originally posted by jcook11
THIS JUST IN:.....il_es_douche spotted on the 405 freeway with roys' dick in his mouth.......Film at eleven

Sure that wasn't the 805?

[sadaist]

Originally posted by FORD
Sure that wasn't the 805?

Damn FORD, you know your CA freeways :-) 107 in my part of So Cal today (I-215 & I-15 split).

[Dan]

Originally posted by il_es_douche
All reports indicate that I still Love The Cock.