If it wasn't for Eddie Van Halen....

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  • Bob_R
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3834
    #1

    If it wasn't for Eddie Van Halen....

    finish this sentence.

    Sammy Hagar would _____________________

    my answer:

    be tap dancing at rotary clubs.
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    • guwapo_rocker
      #2
      be shopping for Capri pants at Goodwill.

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        • jcook11
          Commando
          • Sep 2004
          • 1281
          #3
          "would be making me laugh harder at his stupid ass"

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            • PumpedUpMidget
              Head Fluffer
              • May 2005
              • 469
              #4
              'be performing in Branson on a regular basis'

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                • Cathedral
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6620
                  #5
                  - be fucking a monkey at gun point and i'd be saying, "Pump it you chedder headed neomaxizoomdweebie!"...

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                    • POJO_Risin
                      Roth Army Caesar
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 40648
                      #6
                      ...hosting a Time Life informercial for the new 10 CD set...

                      "The Ballads of Bette and Barbara"

                      with a special edition Sammy version of their top 10...
                      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                        • jcook11
                          Commando
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 1281
                          #7
                          Signing autographs at the new Walmart at the corner of Sierra and Valley blvd in fontana

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                            • Steve Savicki
                              Full Member Status

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 3934
                              #8
                              continue being a solo artist.
                              sigpic

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                                • jcook11
                                  Commando
                                  • Sep 2004
                                  • 1281
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Steve Savicki
                                  continue being a solo artist.
                                  Artist you say?............BWAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAA

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                                    • Nickdfresh
                                      SUPER MODERATOR

                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 49136
                                      #10
                                      Be telling Girls Scouts that visit his door in hopes of record cookie sales, "hey, remember that 'I Can't Drive 55' song, yeah, that was me bitches! I was king of the world...."

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                                        • ELVIS
                                          Banned
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 44120
                                          #11
                                          Be hanging out at message boards dedicated to aging rockers...

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                                            • Redballjets88
                                              Full Member Status

                                              • Mar 2005
                                              • 4454
                                              #12
                                              sammy hagar would still be a fat bitch
                                              R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

                                              hopefully God will ressurect you

                                              "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


                                              " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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                                                • binnie
                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • May 2006
                                                  • 19144
                                                  #13
                                                  Be churning out "love" songs about mysterious women (or small boys?)
                                                  The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                                                    • Bret
                                                      Banned
                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 84
                                                      #14
                                                      would have never gotten the chance to fuck Michael Anthony in the ass.

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                                                        • Sammy Who??
                                                          Head Fluffer
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 305
                                                          #15
                                                          singing jingles for McDonalds. I hate that fat fuck.

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