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like a pair of pants in Richard Simmons's closetSame ole song and dance...Comment
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like a brain cell in Britney Spear's headSame ole song and dance...Comment
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like a bar of soap on a prison shower floorSame ole song and dance...Comment
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like a bottle of Dom at a white trash weddingSame ole song and dance...Comment
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I stand alone...Same ole song and dance...Comment
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Flaps be nimble, flaps be fine, I cause flaps to cream all the time.Originally posted by Northern Girl
Is there a full body shot of Mezro, because that would make perfect sense. :p
Mezro...it best not be brie...gouda would not be right...flaps creaming on crackers, hits the spot just right...a tight snack with no waiting...Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!Comment
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Dear me, I thought it was applying Ponds to Ms. Chrissi's Jowls.....Originally posted by binnie
Cream your flaps is slang for the female orgasm I think,
it's used in a context when people get over excited or are really happyComment
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a little bored, are we?Originally posted by Northern Girl
like a bottle of Dom at a white trash weddingComment
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I was speaking from experience. :pOriginally posted by Mezro
Flaps be nimble, flaps be fine, I cause flaps to cream all the time.
Same ole song and dance...Comment
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Quite!Originally posted by SensibleShoes
a little bored, are we?Same ole song and dance...Comment
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I unknowingly got dragged by a friend to a white trash wedding last summer. I could have just as easily said 'roll of toilet paper' instead of Dom. There was none in sight, and the keg of Bud was going fast. What were they doing? :eek:
And there was not one but THREE people there missing some front teeth, and two were women!! LMAO!!
I didn't drink. I didn't eat. And I didn't stay long.Same ole song and dance...Comment
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Do you actually stand up for that? I would think it would be easier lying down. ???Originally posted by Northern Girl
I come here specifically for the cream your flaps service...
I guess I stand alone...Formerly Tormented VH Fan
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By the way, I'm LMAO at this:
[Users Browsing this Forum: EAT MY ASSHOLE, SoCalChelle]Formerly Tormented VH Fan
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Hey, that's the name of my new band.Originally posted by Northern Girl
Tonight on the menu...creamed flaps on toast“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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