...what the hell does "cream your flaps daily" mean?
(I just KNOW I'm going to be sorry I asked...)
...what the hell does "cream your flaps daily" mean?
(I just KNOW I'm going to be sorry I asked...)
Formerly Tormented VH Fan
Facebook: Chelle Marley
HAHAHA, your mind isn't nearly filthy enough if you have to ask. I have a pretty good idea what it means and I'm happy with what my filthy mind has provided. If it means something else I don't want to know.
M
Where do I sign up for that? :p
Same ole song and dance...
Right here, apparently. I saw it on the main page of the site.
By the way, I have no idea why this thread posted twice.
Cream your flaps is slang for the female orgasm I think,
it's used in a context when people get over excited or are really happy
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
hahahaha....ok, thanks (I was right...I'm sorry I asked)
Is there a full body shot of Mezro, because that would make perfect sense. :pOriginally posted by SoCalChelle
I saw it on the main page of the site.
Tonight on the menu...creamed flaps on toast
you people eat your dinner with your pork and beans...
i eat more chicken any man's ever seen
I'M A BACKDOOR MAN!!!
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
I come here specifically for the cream your flaps service...
I guess I stand alone...
like the fat kid in gym class
like a sirloin steak at a PETA convention
like a Krispy Kreme donut at a fashion show
like a female at a Cher concert
like a George Bush supporter
like a tooth in Eddie Van Halen's mouth
ouch!
like a pair of pants in Richard Simmons's closet
like a brain cell in Britney Spear's head
like a bar of soap on a prison shower floor
like a bottle of Dom at a white trash wedding
I stand alone...
Flaps be nimble, flaps be fine, I cause flaps to cream all the time.Originally posted by Northern Girl
Is there a full body shot of Mezro, because that would make perfect sense. :p
Mezro...it best not be brie...gouda would not be right...flaps creaming on crackers, hits the spot just right...a tight snack with no waiting...
Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!
Dear me, I thought it was applying Ponds to Ms. Chrissi's Jowls.....Originally posted by binnie
Cream your flaps is slang for the female orgasm I think,
it's used in a context when people get over excited or are really happy
a little bored, are we?Originally posted by Northern Girl
like a bottle of Dom at a white trash wedding
I was speaking from experience. :pOriginally posted by Mezro
Flaps be nimble, flaps be fine, I cause flaps to cream all the time.
Quite!Originally posted by SensibleShoes
a little bored, are we?
I unknowingly got dragged by a friend to a white trash wedding last summer. I could have just as easily said 'roll of toilet paper' instead of Dom. There was none in sight, and the keg of Bud was going fast. What were they doing? :eek:
And there was not one but THREE people there missing some front teeth, and two were women!! LMAO!!
I didn't drink. I didn't eat. And I didn't stay long.
Do you actually stand up for that? I would think it would be easier lying down. ???Originally posted by Northern Girl
I come here specifically for the cream your flaps service...
I guess I stand alone...
By the way, I'm LMAO at this:
[Users Browsing this Forum: EAT MY ASSHOLE, SoCalChelle]
Hey, that's the name of my new band.Originally posted by Northern Girl
Tonight on the menu...creamed flaps on toast
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
This is a classic, classic post.Originally posted by Golden AWe
you people eat your dinner with your pork and beans...
i eat more chicken any man's ever seen
I'M A BACKDOOR MAN!!!
Story of my life... a room full of wimmen talkin' 'bout orgasms and I'm mostly interested in the music... mostly.
Cheers! :botle:
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote