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    Originally posted by redblkwht
    I think hes dead in the water,
    he should have a flight booked for mexico leaving friday night..
    lol

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    That´s it, just on the news, Landis' second test is positive as well, he´s fucked!

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    Maybe he just stepped into a big bucket of synthetic testosterone on accident?:confused:

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    In a poll of 500 biking fans in the US...when asked about Floyd Landis' second test result...

    95% answered...

    "Who the fuck is Floyd Landis?"

    Coming to a butter churner near you...

    Mr. Menonite Floyd Landis...

    perhaps he can get one of those old time bikes with the wooden wheels...

    or one of those tricycle looking things...with the big ass front wheel...

    and start a new team in lancaster...
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    I could've sworn I've seen him while driving down Rt. 322 on the way to Penn State....
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    lmfao...

    with a butter churner...

    and a peloton of Menonites following

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    There is a local woman who makes it a yearly ritual to bike topless for most of a whole day.

    As a bonus she sometimes shows up at swimming pools.
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    Originally posted by kentuckyklira
    That´s it, just on the news, Landis' second test is positive as well, he´s fucked!
    Someone spiked his Beer. This is a conspiracy.
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    Originally posted by POJO_Risin
    In a poll of 500 biking fans in the US...when asked about Floyd Landis' second test result...

    95% answered...

    "Who the fuck is Floyd Landis?"

    Coming to a butter churner near you...

    Mr. Menonite Floyd Landis...

    perhaps he can get one of those old time bikes with the wooden wheels...

    or one of those tricycle looking things...with the big ass front wheel...

    and start a new team in lancaster...
    He's from Lancaster? Ha!

    Anyhoo, they do ride metal bikes, sometimes on the side of the highway!

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    I have read about ninety percent of these posts and I may be showing my --ass-- here but just from memory (i have the bad brain).

    Everyone seens to be talking about --Drugs--- and Blood Dopeing
    doesn't have anything to do with Drugs.

    If my memory serves Blood dopeing is when you work out real hard
    on a tread mill or stationary bike and you are on Oxegen
    and afterwards you give a pint of highly invigorated oxegenated
    blood they freeze it and before a race you are given the bood back
    so you have a pint more than everyone else that is juiced with 0xegen.

    If this is it, i don't want to look it up, because i really don't care about this, Tour De Whateva.I have enough sports to break my heart every year..lol

    PS If Blood Dopeing is what i think it is i see nothing wrong with it.

    It has nothing to do with drugs and is no different than getting the edge with a lighter bike or a extra gear...mop

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    His cycling team fired him and the title has been stripped from him (heard it on ESPN).
    "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
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    I heard some bitch massuse
    massaged his legs with the cream, oh thats another guy..lmao!!

    fuck, their all on drugs

    EUAS

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    LMAO!

    Originally posted by redblkwht
    I heard some bitch massuse
    massaged his legs with the cream, oh thats another guy..lmao!!

    fuck, their all on drugs

    True! Why don't they just give up the ghost and regulate the use of performance enhancing drugs?

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    Don't ya'll think it's slightly possible Landis could have been framed by switching urine samples? You know the French are sick of an American winning their race every year, so don't you think they would stop at nothing to prevent it from happening again? You know how they hounded Lance Armstrong...

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    Originally posted by Switch84
    His cycling team fired him and the title has been stripped from him (heard it on ESPN).
    His team is a bunch of hypocrites, just like the whole ICF and sports media.

    Because >>>
    Originally posted by redblkwht
    fuck, their all on drugs
    They're acting as if the rest of cyclists were clean as clearwater, only because they got through all tests... What a joke.
    They are real bastards, by "they" I mean the whole organisation and journalists, not to forget all those nutcases who will jig along the roads every year yelling "come on! come on!", because it's their fault if cyclism has meant "horse doping" for decades, and they are responsible as well for those galley slaves's premature deaths or weird diseases (how is Greg Lemond today?...)... I vomit all those jerks who gravitate around that sphere, from team members and organizers to the media and fans.

    Originally posted by Switch84
    Why don't they just give up the ghost and regulate the use of performance enhancing drugs?
    Good idea. But first they would have to confess that godamn 60-year-old lie...
    Then, if doping was officialized, there would still be cheaters who would consider that what they are allowed to use is not enough...
    There's no way out, I'm afraid.
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    Originally posted by Little Texan
    Don't ya'll think it's slightly possible Landis could have been framed by switching urine samples? You know the French are sick of an American winning their race every year,
    Another doping scandal does nothing to increase the popularity of

    "their race".

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    a couple of things...

    again...about Gatlin...if the fucking masseuse put cream on him...

    then sue the masseuse...it's that simple...

    but he won't...

    because he/she didn't...

    as for Landis...I don't know...it's plausible...

    but more than likely more plausible that EVERYONE IS ON SOMETHING...

    who fucking cares...

    it's funny...but they don't test for everything...so if you find something that you don't test for...you have nothing to worry about...

    of course...perhaps if you are all the sudden 8 minutes down...you figure...well...what the fuck do I have to lose?

    and bam...you all the sudden have a chance to win...

    When you get to the point that the sport is questionable...IE...everyone...

    then it's not a sport anymore...

    hear that baseball?

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    and 7 years of Armstrong is completely wiped out...

    nice...

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    You know...the great thing in the years to come...

    is that you'll be able to tell in the future about doping and synthetic hormones when people will be RUNNING as fast as the bikers...

    NICE...

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    Originally posted by POJO_Risin
    and 7 years of Armstrong is completely wiped out...

    nice...
    Why is 7 years of Armstrong wiped out? Again he was tested 900 million times. He's clean. Landis, well shit, it's damn unfortunate but I guess half of cycling is dirty these days. My solution . . . shoot them if they're dirty. Otherwise, call it the cyborg tour de france. Do one or the other.

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