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    VAN-HALEN.com 537 days w/o an update

    How weak is "The Official" website of the greatest rock band ever? 537 days without an update. Actually longer, if you don't count weak ass wallpaper from an album & tour that sucked ass. And why is Ed's hair so greasy?

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    As far as I'm concerned, rotharmy.com is the official Van Halen website.

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    Is Brad aka "The Mushroom" even still employed ???
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    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is Brad aka "The Mushroom" even still employed ???
    I've actually wondered if he's still around or not for a while myself...

    No news is good news(c), hmmm?

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    I'm surprised Ed's porno shit hasn't been added.....
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    Not even a "Merry Christmas" or "Happy New Year". I don't think Brad is even there. I've dropped a few emails with no response. Why even pay for the hosting to keep up the stale crap that's there now. Yahoo! has more updates & news. Hell, even Hagar gives us more news about Eddie & Alex.

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    Perhaps the sisters have realy lost interest in their legacy....

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    Well, Van Halen is dead and hasn't done anything for 2 years, so no news about the band means no updates for the official site!, I think Eddie is too much in an drunken state to even care about Van Halen "the group", or even music anymore. Usually a band drops off the face of the earth because an key band member dies, but all the members are still living, but Eddie is an Asshole and doesn't want to make new music or go on a reunion tour.

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    Originally posted by DLRISVH7884
    Well, Van Halen is dead and hasn't done anything for 2 years, so no news about the band means no updates for the official site!, I think Eddie is too much in an drunken state to even care about Van Halen "the group", or even music anymore. Usually a band drops off the face of the earth because an key band member dies, but all the members are still living, but Eddie is an Asshole and doesn't want to make new music or go on a reunion tour.

    It's fucking sad. Why couldn't it be Carlos Cavazo instead?
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    It is sad, but it's all up to Eddie!, Everyone use to say Dave needs Eddie, but it's really Eddie needs Dave.

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    Originally posted by DLRISVH7884
    It is sad, but it's all up to Eddie!, Everyone use to say Dave needs Eddie, but it's really Eddie needs Dave.
    That is the absolute truth!

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    In VH we trust, Brad ?

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    Fuck it...I'll run the site for free...

    Every day have a major news announcement which reads:

    "VAN HALEN HAS NOTHING TO SAY TODAY! Vol. ___"

    And the news entry is just a big blank space....

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    The vault hasn't worked since they changed the site. That's been at least 2 yrs. Who knows what's going on with them. I just don't think they (Eddie mostly) don't give a shit. Even Mike has something to say when interviewed about what's going on. I guess it's the way Ed and Al were raised. Who knows their way of thinking? But even Dave's site isn't the greatest. He only has a few pics and only one video. I think his site is a bit boring. I checked out Metallica's site last night and it's so cool. You can download all kinds of stuff: them playing live, rehearsing before a show, etc.. Oh well.

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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    Fuck it...I'll run the site for free...

    Every day have a major news announcement which reads:

    "VAN HALEN HAS NOTHING TO SAY TODAY! Vol. ___"

    And the news entry is just a big blank space....
    You know, the more I think about this, the cooler of an idea it gets...

    The official Van-Halen.com webmaster, Bueno Bob, a regular poster at the Roth Army Forums, Sheep Pen Admin and a dedicated DLR-CVH fanatic...running the official site for free...

    What part of this doesn't work?!?

    LOOK OUT, BRAD!! :eek:

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    Originally posted by binnie
    I'm surprised Ed's porno shit hasn't been added.....
    maybe he doesn't want anyone to know
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    Originally posted by diamondsgirl
    maybe he doesn't want anyone to know
    Or he's too drunk to know he's even doing it!

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    Re: VAN-HALEN.com 537 days w/o an update

    Originally posted by sadaist
    And why is Ed's hair so greasy?
    Ed hasn't bathed since 1999.

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    Originally posted by binnie
    Perhaps the sisters have realy lost interest in their legacy....
    There is no "perhaps".

    They are actively attempting to destroy it.

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    Brad is still around... VH has nothing to say...
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    He did post a link to a Roth interview recently on the VHML, but he also wanted to point out that it didn't mean anything that he did.

    You're more likely to find Brad doing stuff on Mike's site. It actually gets updates.
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    He still posts at the Yahoo VHML....

    http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/vh/messages
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    Brad Starks?

    1. Here's a guy that was hired by Van Halen, and actually gets scooped by Melodi-CROCK.

    2. Here's a guy that posted NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS. Apparently he meant that as, well, No news means I get paid for doing nothing.

    3. Brad Starks may be as low as TK. He ran a shit board like TK. He hired many shit mods like TK. He closed down the board because everyone new it sucked, like TK.

    Maybe BRAD IS TK.

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    TK made killer websites for ROTH
    The KEEPERS ? or TerryKilgore ?
    im talkin bout TK , 2guyswhodoads 1999 rothsite webmasters

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    TO ALL MODS READING THIS THREAD

    Feel free to update the title's number of days as we progress. As of today, July 29, 2006, it has been 539 days without an update.

    Thanks!

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    Originally posted by sadaist
    And why is Ed's hair so greasy?
    Because that's back when he actually used hair conditioner.
    [And had hair to condition.]

    Too bad he can't make a special trip to the store for it these days; he sure could use it.

    Maybe while "on set" he can borrow some spooge from his porno pals.

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    Originally posted by Calderone
    TK made killer websites for ROTH
    The KEEPERS ? or TerryKilgore ?
    im talkin bout TK , 2guyswhodoads 1999 rothsite webmasters
    Terry Kilgore hasn't the time or the desire to run a website for ROTH.

    The only thing he would be doing ROTH-Related, if anything, is collaborating on songwriting and recording WITH Roth.

    So who is TK?

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    Whoever they were, they sucked.

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    Brad Starks is a scumbag. :sssh:

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