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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21888

    Shit these people are fucking STUPID!!!

    Not only that, they think that it is possible that dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark, but died due to "the great climatic changes that followed the Flood".

    These people are so lacking in intelligence they do not even deserve to be alive. All they are doing is taking up valuable oxygen and other resources that could better be used by people who have a brain!

    They are of the same caliber as people who still to this day believe the Earth is flat.

    Enough ranting...read the article:


    Group wants to reconcile dinosaurs, Bible
    Some Adventists say science flawed, call for discussion

    By ANITA WADHWANI
    Staff Writer

    When confronted with questions from her middle school students about dinosaurs, Seventh-day Adventist teacher Laurel Baker says she usually skirts the issue and changes the subject.

    Seventh-day Adventists believe in a literal six-day creation of the world described in the biblical book of Genesis. It's written there that God created Adam and Eve and the animals of the earth on the same day — about 6,000 years ago, according to many Seventh-day Adventists.


    Most mainstream scientists believe dinosaurs existed hundreds of millions of years ago, predating the evolution of human beings.

    Now, however, some in the denomination are making new efforts to reconcile these contrary beliefs by asserting that many of the techniques and assumptions of science are simply flawed.

    Scientists date dinosaur fossils using "the distribution of isotopes, but those processes have very little to do with time," said geologist Elaine Kennedy, who has spent her career examining dinosaur eggs and nests and now serves as adjunct professor at Southwestern Adventist University in Keene, Texas. "You're talking about phenomenon that can happen very quickly."

    Such dating, she said, doesn't take into account the impact of the cataclysmic flood recounted in the Bible, for example.

    Kennedy believes that dinosaurs were created during Biblical times, thousands rather than millions of years ago.

    Her book, "Dinosaurs Where did they come from … and where did they go?" is being featured at this week's convention at the Gaylord Opryland Resort & Hotel of about 6,200 educators from Seventh-day Adventist parochial schools across the country.

    The educators attended workshops and bought books Monday that offered biblical-based and scientific explanationsto curious students who have grown up on movies like "Jurassic Park" and "The Land Before Time."

    At a standing-room-only workshop called "The Dirt on Dinosaurs: Created or Evolved," David Stair told about 150 participants that God created dinosaurs on the sixth day of creation, when the Bible says: "And God made the beasts of the earth according to their kinds and the cattle according to their kinds, and everything that creeps upon the ground according to its kind."

    Contrary to traditionally accepted science, dinosaurs roamed the earth along with humans until the great flood recounted in the Bible killed all living things that did not board Noah's ark, he said.

    It's possible that some dinosaurs were small enough to enter the ark and survive, only to be killed by the great climactic changes that followed, said Stair, principal of Joshua Adventist Multigrade School in Joshua, Texas. A baby T-Rex, for example, was probably small enough to fit on a person's shoulder.

    The denomination has about 1 million adherents in North America and 14 million worldwide.

    Two years ago, Seventh-day Adventists reaffirmed their belief that the "seven days of the Creation account were literal 24-hour days forming a week identical in time to what we now experience as a week; and that the flood was global in nature."

    At the same time, the denomination called upon all educators at about 1,000 Seventh-day Adventist schools in the United States, Canada and Bermuda to uphold and advocate the church's position while also educating children to "understand and assess competing philosophies of origins that dominate scientific discussion in the contemporary world."

    Dinosaurs, according to some Seventh-day Adventist theories, either never existed, their bones were scattered by Satan on earth to confuse people, or they were animals created by God but altered by Satan after the fall of the Garden of Eden.

    But a growing number of adherents believe they must do better at offering an explanation for dinosaurs that is faithful to scientific data and supportive of biblical beliefs.

    Connie Reynolds, principal of A.W. Spalding Elementary School in Chattanooga, says she was picking up a copy of Kennedy's book not only to help guide the education of her students, but to help her when she is challenged by her 15-year-old son to provide answers to natural phenomenon not easily explained by the Bible.

    Reynolds says she believes dinosaurs were originally created in some form by God but were warped by Satan, and they died in the great flood described in the Bible.

    "My son reads National Geographic. If I say something wrong, he'll say, 'Mom, why don't you know that.' If I don't have answers, it may make him question if the other things I say are legitimate."


  • Satan
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6664

    #2
    Re: Shit these people are fucking STUPID!!!

    Originally posted by Hardrock69

    Dinosaurs, according to some Seventh-day Adventist theories, either never existed, their bones were scattered by Satan on earth to confuse people, or they were animals created by God but altered by Satan after the fall of the Garden of Eden.

    Right........

    Like I, the Chief Executive Officer of Hell, have time to run around Earth moving fucking brontosaurus skeletons???

    I didn't alter anything after the Garden Party got cancelled. God made the animals mean and pissed off and hating humans, not me. The only thing I did back then was to make snakeskin suits fashionable. But when everyone else around you is wearing fucking fig leaves, that wasn't too difficult.
    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

    Originally posted by Sockfucker
    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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    • distortion9
      Sniper
      • Mar 2004
      • 784

      #3
      Re: Shit these people are fucking STUPID!!!

      Originally posted by Hardrock69
      [B]

      They are of the same caliber as people who still to this day believe the Earth is flat.
      It's not flat? Link?
      http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...sternsucks.jpg

      http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80...9e45f7d735.jpg

      Your mom's box!

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      • Ally_Kat
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7612

        #4
        Re: Shit these people are fucking STUPID!!!

        Originally posted by Hardrock69
        Dinosaurs... were animals created by God but altered by Satan after the fall of the Garden of Eden.
        Awesome.
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        • binnie
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2006
          • 19145

          #5
          Two words: Bill Hicks!

          Check out his sketches on fundamentalist Christians. fuuniest stuff you'll ever hear.


          Now, Im not saying evolution has all the answers, but the earth being 6,000 years old!!!!

          Come on.......
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          • Hardrock69
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2005
            • 21888

            #6
            Ok so I wonder what they looked like before Satan altered them? I mean, if that is true, then there should be fossilized bones of the creatures as they were BEFORE The Lord Of Darkness changed them!


            I did a little research on the net. Here is a page called "A Biblical Approach To Geology" that was written by the woman mentioned in the above article, Elaine Kennedy.



            Here is a direct quote from this page:


            "A new generation of flood geologists and other scientists are urging their colleagues, the general public, the Christian community and especially Christian educators to refrain from seeking scientific arguments to bolster their faith in the Bible. It is particularly vital that science educators refrain from using scientific arguments in the classroom to support the biblical narrative.
            The biblical accounts of creation and the flood are supported by faith, not science because all science is tentative. Scientific data may be presented as evidences consistent with the biblical account of earth's prehistory but neither evidences and theories with the biblical account prove the events, nor evidences and theories contrary to the biblical account disprove the events."


            And then towards the end, this person writes:


            "It is my hope that geology will be taught in Adventist schools in such a way that students will be drawn to a knowledge of Jesus Christ and that their faith will be firmly grounded, not in science, but in God and His Word."



            This woman is a perfect example of an "educated idiot".

            If a class in a school is entitled "Geology", it should be about "Geology".

            Not some fucking philosophical fairy tale about the reasons why a big flood happened millennia ago.

            If you are going to teach kids about SCIENCE, teach them about fucking SCIENCE..not RELIGION!

            If you place a table in front of someone, and ask that person what it is in front of them, and they reply "That is a Fruit Of The Loom automated buttfucking machine mounted on a bright yellow diesel locomotive!!!!" then that person is obviously out of touch with reality.

            The same thing applies here. Teaching a class on religious beliefs and labelling it "Geology" indicates the faculty is clearly insane.

            It is no wonder our kids are growing up uneducated when religious zealots are more interested in teaching their kids about some fantasy-land, when they should be teaching them about the REAL world!

            It is one thing to believe in (insert deity here), but to have parents send their children to such schools is actively preventing them from being able to survive, function and possibly even prosper in the REAL world as an adult.

            I can understand someone believing that (insert deity here) created the Earth. But not in such a manner that is impossible in the physical universe.

            I mean, if God created the Universe, he also created the laws of physics, right?


            All that these parents are doing is raising kids who believe their parents are stupid. That can be seen from the article, where they are trying to teach parents and educators how to explain why they believe in fairy tales instead of reality, and why the kids should believe the same.

            Teenagers already think their parents don't know jack.....but children of 7th Day Adventists know for a fact their parents are delusional.

            Anyone with common sense can understand the Earth is far older than 6,000 years old. Hard science has proven this in ways too numerous to mention.

            But in every crowd you will have a subset of delusional crackpots.

            I feel sorry for kids whose parents force them to believe such foolishness. Not only are they being limited in their knowledge of the real world, but they most likely suffer the ridicule of their peers.

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            • binnie
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2006
              • 19145

              #7
              I actually think that it's ok to teach creationsim and evolutionary theories in school side by side.

              Tell kids that they are both theories and let them decide (I know which one my money's on)

              From the articles in this thread, these guys aren't even opening their minds to other possibilites - that's what wrong.

              For my money, I'd rather have both sides of the coin....
              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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              • Mr. Vengeance
                Full Member Status

                • Nov 2004
                • 4148

                #8
                These fucking religious dopes can never be shown the reality of evolution. They've been brainwashed since the day they were born by other brain-dead religous dopes who hate everything about science and believe in a stupid book, written by man, to try and control others by SCARING THEM. If the church scares people into thinking that a vengeful God awaits them, they'll do whatever the "leaders" tell them to, including giving them their money.

                Unreal how stupid these people really are.
                Stay Frosty, muthas!

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                • Ally_Kat
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7612

                  #9
                  Originally posted by binnie
                  I actually think that it's ok to teach creationsim and evolutionary theories in school side by side.

                  Tell kids that they are both theories and let them decide (I know which one my money's on)
                  And which creation story are you going to teach the students? Just the one dealing with the Abrahamic religions? There are more creation stories than that. This is why I believe the Theory of Evolution should stay in Science class and why we should have a separate Religions of the World class -- especially with today's world climate. Let the kids get an academic understanding of religions and I bet it'll help them a whole hell of a lot in History class AND understanding the news.

                  But the students need to learn that many scientists, including Darwin, wrote theories and revelations with Providence in mind. That included with the classical theory was the thought that nature and a higher power were influencing organisms, which is why most Abrahamic religions can accept the classical theory because they view it very similarly to the creational story. It's the wacky, strict Protestant denominations who insist that 6 days and 6,000 years are actual 6 days and 6,000 years as humans know it and not as a divine entity might know it that ruin it for the rest of us sane religion peeps.
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                  • Coyote
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8185

                    #10
                    Do whatever the fuck is right. Just shut the fuck up!!!


                    (And don't forget to mention all the slaughter done in the name of the Big G to the kids in Religion classes, OK?)
                    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                    • stringfelowhawk
                      Foot Soldier
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 559

                      #11
                      I've always found it hypocritical for religion to claim they want to save your soul to put you on the path to heaven but charge you 10% of your income to do it. It's an ultimatum, basically pay or don't come to church. I've actually witnessed that and one other occasion convinced me ALL religions are a moot practice. I don't need to go to church to believe in God. A few years ago my uncle who had been going to this non-denomination church for about 5 years at the time was pulled aside by the pastor and told that several members of the congregation had complained to him about how long his hair had grown. You're gonna love this shit! Here's the kicker: He grew his hair out to play a role in a religious play the church was puting on around Christmas time and which the congregation asked him to play the role of Jesus on the cross because of his "likeness" to most of the pictures and the description the bible gives of him. Do I need to explain why it required long hair or is everyone clue'n in here? And I don't mean that in a sarcastic way.

                      I once had a pastor with a Theology degree tell me I was going to hell because I liked to read Stephen King books.
                      IMHO religion is just organized bigotry and hypocrasy
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                      • Hardrock69
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 21888

                        #12
                        I also agree kids should be allowed to decide what they want to believe regarding religion.....adults cramming it down their throat is not always going to work, as the kids are going to make their own minds up someday anyway, and might even tell their parents to go fuck themselves...

                        I believe in seperation of religion from education.

                        That way kids can learn in an environment that is free from religious pressure.....


                        Kinda like I believe religion has no place whatsoever in politics.

                        I can see enacting laws out of common sense, like you do not steal from, hurt or kill anyone.

                        But to enact a law simply because you do not like the consequences (for OTHER PEOPLE) of life without a law prohibiting such behaviour....that is fucking stupid.

                        Like fer instance, laws banning victimless crime, or gay marriage. Or fucking POT!!!

                        **sigh**

                        It is an imperfect world, full of idiots...but right now it is the only one we have....

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                        • jhale667
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 20929

                          #13
                          Originally posted by binnie
                          Two words: Bill Hicks!

                          Check out his sketches on fundamentalist Christians. fuuniest stuff you'll ever hear.


                          Now, Im not saying evolution has all the answers, but the earth being 6,000 years old!!!!

                          Come on.......

                          "Go back to sleep, everyone---we figured it all out for you!" Hicks was a fucking comedic genius.

                          THIS is what's wrong with organized religion. It's basically saying "Ignore the FACTS, let US do the thinking for you, and by the way, you're going to HELL if you question this!"
                          Originally posted by conmee
                          If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                          That is all.

                          Icon.
                          Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                          I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                          Originally posted by Isaac R.
                          Then it's really true??:eek:

                          The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                          OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                          Originally posted by eddie78
                          I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                          • Hardrock69
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 21888

                            #14
                            People who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their actions need some kind of scapegoat. So they use religion as a crutch.

                            "Oh it is the will of GAWD".

                            Yeah...sure it is...and you are rowing a boat up the river DeNial.....

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                            • Ally_Kat
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 7612

                              #15
                              I feel bad that you guys have had such crappy experiences. There are assholes apart of everything and it's a shame you guys haven't had much experience with the good people that are apart of it.

                              Just remember that to all religions there are two sides -- the human and the divine. The human can get corrupted but what the message is suppose to be is normally steadfast. And if any Christian tells you that you will go to Hell because of something, just remind them that their faith has it laid out that no man is above the diety they have chosen and that only that diety can make the choice of who goes where. They can not believe in something or not favor something, but to tell someone flat out that they'll go to Hell is wrong.
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