This is my official SEC pre-season primer. That's right, it's not about Fulmer and his caravan of dipshits. It's also not about Tuberville, and his bullshit claim to defensive supremacy. Oh's also not about Shoola getting rolls of toilet paper thrown through his living-room window.

Who am I forgetting? OH!! The motherfucker in COCKLAND!! Great coach...small bank.

Nutt deserves a mention...he's a mastermind.

Richt? He's learning the ropes. Literally. My God, he's got a hold of Pat Dye's "get out of jail free card" somehow!!!

What will it be? Honestly.

I'm calling 2 years before Richt starts owning the SEC like a neon orange Maverick.