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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648
    #1

    Roth Back With Van Halen?!?

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
    October 26, 2006

    Roth and Van Halen Rumored to be "NEGOTIATING!"
    The Roth Army rumor hounds are reporting that the Mighty Van Halen will be reuniting for a 2007 tour


    (UPI)Hell, MI--Roth Army World Headquarters

    The year?

    2006

    The rumor?

    Roth back with Van Halen

    The source?

    Melodicrock

    Sound familiar? It should, because it's the same rumor we've all heard in 1996, 2000, 2002, 2004, and now, 2006. Another even year, another rumored Van Halen rumor.

    There seems to be some steam behind this rumor. The only question that remains is whether or not the steam is from an actual negotiation process, or a pile of heaping shit located somewhere outside of 5150.

    Apparently, "negotiations between all parties have been underway for some time, trying to put together a big 2007 reunion tour."

    Of course, we have all heard this before. So hold your breath one more time, because we are sure to roll through several roller coaster terms before all the "truth" comes to light.

    The Roth Army, as always, will keep you up-to-date on all rumor happenings as they come to the forefront...

    including a series of op eds on a potential reunion. We have several takes on this, and it should prove an interesting little run, until something is confirmed...

    Check out the links:
    Rolling Stone
    Melodicrock
    KNAC
    The Roth Army
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
    Tags: halen, roth, van
    • PumpedUpMidget
      Head Fluffer
      • May 2005
      • 469
      #2
      Is Howie Mandel presiding over the talks??

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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20565
          #3
          "The writer goes on to claim that he knows for a fact there will not be a new Van Halen record to accompany this tour, which implies that the band will be playing lots of old-school, classic material if this actually happens and is not just another fantasy cooked up by incredibly stoned Roth-loyalists during one of their weekly gatherings in which they read aloud from Crazy From the Heat."

          -- Rolling Stone


          HEY!

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            • POJO_Risin
              Roth Army Caesar
              • Mar 2003
              • 40648
              #4
              I thought that was funny as hell...

              lmfao...

              and more often than not...

              true...
              "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                • Matt White
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 20565
                  #5
                  Yup....

                  Wish I'd thought of it.....


                  DAILY READINGS FROM THE BOOK OF ROTH

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                    • Coyote
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8185
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Matt White
                      "The writer goes on to claim that he knows for a fact there will not be a new Van Halen record to accompany this tour, which implies that the band will be playing lots of old-school, classic material if this actually happens and is not just another fantasy cooked up by incredibly stoned Roth-loyalists during one of their weekly gatherings in which they read aloud from Crazy From the Heat."

                      -- Rolling Stone


                      HEY!
                      That can't be true, Eyes is the only guy who's "incredibly stoned". (I think.)

                      Some of us are just "moderately stoned"...
                      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                        • binnie
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2006
                          • 19145
                          #7
                          So, are we expecting confirmation/denial of this rumour in the next few days?
                          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                            • DrMaddVibe
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 6682
                              #8
                              Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful...HA!
                              http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
                              http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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                                • POJO_Risin
                                  Roth Army Caesar
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 40648
                                  #9
                                  Confirmation? Is there ever confirmation of anything...

                                  nope...
                                  "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                    • ThrillsNSpills
                                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 6627
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by binnie
                                      So, are we expecting confirmation/denial of this rumour in the next few days?

                                      They'll make damn sure everybody knows that they're not talking.
                                      (Roth's definition of publicity).

                                      Brothers will likely say zero regarding it.

                                      Seriously, if the 2 Dorks or Stern get EVH on the phone, do you think he'll say anything to let us know?

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                                        • Anonymous
                                          Banned
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 12748
                                          #11
                                          Naaah....

                                          Cheers! :bottle:

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                                            • Terry
                                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 11962
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Matt White
                                              "The writer goes on to claim that he knows for a fact there will not be a new Van Halen record to accompany this tour, which implies that the band will be playing lots of old-school, classic material if this actually happens and is not just another fantasy cooked up by incredibly stoned Roth-loyalists during one of their weekly gatherings in which they read aloud from Crazy From the Heat."

                                              -- Rolling Stone


                                              HEY!

                                              THAT is too fucking funny
                                              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                                                • Little Texan
                                                  Full Member Status

                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 4579
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Matt White
                                                  "The writer goes on to claim that he knows for a fact there will not be a new Van Halen record to accompany this tour, which implies that the band will be playing lots of old-school, classic material
                                                  Whatever happened to recording an album first before going on tour? I thought Eddie didn't want Van Halen to become a nostalgia act? Remember what he said in '96?

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                                                    • Jérôme Frenchise
                                                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 7174
                                                      #14
                                                      BTW, when you think of it... shouldn't it be something like "Van Halen back from nowhere thanks to David Lee Roth"?
                                                      posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                                                      posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                                                        • Ice Cream Bang
                                                          Roth Army Recruit
                                                          • Nov 2006
                                                          • 7
                                                          #15
                                                          Man I hope that Van Halen reunite and do a world tour, even if it´s the last tour they fucking do!!!!!!!

                                                          Please David come to Argentina again, you can taste some really nice pussies over here!!!!!

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