Val Kilmer as Diamond Dave in "The Dirt"

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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22942

    #16
    Exactly what I'm saying. Val BECOMES whatever his role is. He's an awesome choice for Roth, I think.
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    • Dan
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      • Jan 2004
      • 12194

      #17
      Originally posted by DylanLeeRoth
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      • DLRdelight!
        Veteran
        • Jul 2004
        • 1501

        #18
        i cant imagine val as dave

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        • LoungeMachine
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          • Jul 2004
          • 32576

          #19
          Originally posted by DLRdelight!
          i cant imagine val as dave

          But then, I can't imagine Dave as "Dave" either.....
          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
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          • MAPRamone
            Head Fluffer
            • Jun 2006
            • 460

            #20
            Originally posted by diamondsgirl
            ewwww....

            he better not play Dave with that gut!

            Dave never had one and never will!

            Are we sure he's not playing Hagar??
            Yeah, besides the gut, his facial features are a lot closer to Spam's than Dave's.
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            • binnie
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2006
              • 19145

              #21
              Owen Wilson?

              Fuck no!!

              Dave is not a clown like that guy, he has finesse!

              Kilmer pulled off Jim Morrison so I don't see why he can't do a half decent job as Dave. As far as I remember, Dave ain't in The Dirt that much anyway!
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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32576

                #22
                Originally posted by binnie
                Owen Wilson?

                Fuck no!!

                Dave is not a clown like that guy, he has finesse!

                Kilmer pulled off Jim Morrison so I don't see why he can't do a half decent job as Dave. As far as I remember, Dave ain't in The Dirt that much anyway!
                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                • bueno bob
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 22942

                  #23
                  It's probably going to be a shorter role, admittedly. I always thought Val's character in Real Genius was kinda Rothish, anyway...
                  Twistin' by the pool.

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                  • Diamondjimi
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                    • May 2004
                    • 12086

                    #24
                    Kilmer ...yes.

                    Wilson...no. The guy is the same fuckin character in every movie he does. Besides, he'd end up looking like Dennis Hopper with spandex and a blonde wig. They gotta be related,for sure.......

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                    • DavidLeeNatra
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                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10714

                      #25
                      Originally posted by diamondjimi
                      Kilmer ...yes.

                      Wilson...no. The guy is the same fuckin character in every movie he does. Besides, he'd end up looking like Dennis Hopper with spandex and a blonde wig. They gotta be related,for sure.......

                      NEWSFLASH : LOUIE ANDERSON TO PLAY SAMMY HAGAR.............
                      no...bette middler's got the job...
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                      • Douglas T.
                        Full Member Status

                        • Nov 2005
                        • 3875

                        #26
                        Includes pic of DAVE!
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                        • ThatArtGuy
                          Foot Soldier
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 672

                          #27
                          Val lost a *lot* of weight after the movie Alexander. He basically put on 50 pounds for that role. In newer pictures, he has even got back his angular chin.

                          I can see Val pulling it off quite easily.
                          I brought my pencil!!!

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                          • Coyote
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8185

                            #28
                            Am I the only one who's not interested in this movie?
                            Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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                            • PumpedUpMidget
                              Head Fluffer
                              • May 2005
                              • 469

                              #29
                              Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                              Val as Dave will be alright, but I think Owen Wilson would be better...but I'll bet he costs more at the moment.

                              Walken as Ozzy??? I don't see that at all.
                              Owen Wilson?? He would be better off playing some puke like Sebastian Bach (one of the sorriest people of all time)

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                              • PumpedUpMidget
                                Head Fluffer
                                • May 2005
                                • 469

                                #30
                                Actually, Owen Wilson could portray Boy George (with no make-up or special effects)

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