Wolfie spotted attending Van Halen practice.

[VHrocks]

A buddy of mine spotted Wolfie being dropped off for practice at 5150 the other day and snapped a quick pic:

[Panamark]

Ok, Im getting a Red Cross...

Lemme guess, something grossly obese ???

[binnie]

Nope just something grossly funny.

[Hardrock69]

FatBoy is being introduced to a strict diet of Jack Black?

I suppose that would be rebelling (he IS a tenneager after all) against his dad's IV drip routine of ingesting Smoking Loon...

Nothing would piss daddy off more than taking after the bass player he hates.....

[sadaist]

Jack Daniels bass? Shouldn't that be Juicy Juice?

[Wallyg]

Wow they even made Michael Anthony sign away his bass too(!!!) and then gave it away.
Sad.

[sadaist]

Originally posted by Wallyg
Wow they even made Michael Anthony sign away his bass too(!!!) and then gave it away.
Sad.

That's ok. He's using a giant hot sauce bottle now anyways.

[bastardog]

Why your buddy doesn't shoot him instead of taking a picture?

[WARF]

How many cities will they visit before he gets arrested for underaged drinking, and Eddie contributing to the deliquency of a minor?

[BALLYJUNKIE]

hey ,be cool and give the kid a break ,hes going thru the toughest time in his life ,puberty.....alot of kids go thru a "fat period " .... the last pic i saw of wolfie was 2004 tour ,over 2 years ago ..... im sure hes changed some what .....

[sadaist]

Originally posted by BALLYJUNKIE
.....alot of kids go thru a "fat period " ....

Exactly.

Meatloaf, John Goodman, Chris Farley, John Candy...

[yah]

Edwarped loves to piss off true VH fans...
The doctors in the last Mental Ward Ed was in explained it all to Alex.
It's called LGD

[VHrocks]

Originally posted by yah
Edwarped loves to piss off true VH fans...
The doctors in the last Mental Ward Ed was in explained it all to Alex.
It's called LGD

I thought it was LSL: Loves Smoking Loon

[azcrdnal]

Originally posted by bastardog
Why your buddy doesn't shoot him instead of taking a picture?

shoot the kid your a fuckin class act, after your done fucking your mom maybe you can fix the screen door on the trailer.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by sadaist
Exactly.

Meatloaf, John Goodman, Chris Farley, John Candy...

...Sam Hagar

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by azcrdnal
shoot the kid your a fuckin class act, after your done fucking your mom maybe you can fix the screen door on the trailer.

Conjunction junction....what's your function?

YOU + ARE= YOU'RE.

[binnie]

How much do you reckon Wolfie weighs?

Seriously?

[bastardog]

Originally posted by azcrdnal
shoot the kid your a fuckin class act, after your done fucking my mom maybe you can fix the screen door on the trailer.

Your mom?........I don't have license to drive heavy equipment dude and 4 tons of redneck mom is heavy equipment.
I would not to fix your screen door.....you have to ear you meal in the house
but I could fix you face if you want

[binnie]

Lets get ready to rumble!

[Nitro Express]

Wolfgang's bass is not Jack Daniels, it looks like a giant pack of Hostes Twinkies.

[Jurak]

Originally posted by binnie
Lets get ready to rumble!

How about "let's get ready for spelling class"....

[bastardog]

Originally posted by Jurak
How about "let's get ready for spelling class"....

So you want to jump in the ring too?

[Jurak]

fuck yeah, why not?

[bastardog]

Originally posted by Jurak
fuck yeah, why not?

.........then I will need to find reinforcements

.....and a dictionary

[Jurak]

try this ...... ....it's free, and sits in the taskbar by the clock.......

it's a great program........... http://wordweb.info/free/ .........

[TOM_5150]

Maybe Wolfie and daddy will have a drinking contest on tour??

[Jurak]

It's just a guess, but i think dad will win.......

[Loons The Great]

This is it; this is it. / This is life, the one you get, / so go and have a ball! / This is it; this is it, / straight ahead, and rest assured, / you can't be sure at all. / So, while you're here, enjoy the view; / keep on doing what you do. / Hold on tight; we'll muddle through, / one day at a time, one day at a time! / So, up on your feet; up on your feet; / somewhere there's music playing. / Don't you worry none, / just take it like it comes, / one day at a time, one day at a time, / one day at a time, one day at a time, / one day at a time, one day at a time, / one day at a time!