All-time dickhead band

[SilvioDante]

I just got finnished the "Classic Albums" show on VH1 Classic featuring Metallica's Black album. It got me wondering...
If I could put together a band with the biggest dickheads in music who would it be??

Singer - Bill Bailey (aka Axl Rose)
Lead Guitar - Edward Van Halen
Drums - Lars Ulrich

Those guys I know are a given, I need a bass player and a rhythm guitar. Any ideas??

[sadaist]

Jason Newsted as bass player.

[SilvioDante]

I don't think of him as a dickhead. I think he was just always gonna be "the new guy".

Now he's is just a loser to me for this whole "Rockstar" thing.

[Ice Cream Bang]

any dickhead from emo bands... Man, I hate those fucking bands, they´re all the same fucking shit!!!!!!!!!!

[sadaist]

OK. How about Gene Simmons for your bass player?

[Unchainme]

Joe Thudner as the songwriter..

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by sadaist
Jason Newsted as bass player.

I agree. Any time I've happened to see his dick face on video, I felt like punching it. <<< Why the fuck did he always pull this smiley's face? Was it stipulated on his contract?

[FORD]

I'll second Chaim Witz as the bass player. Can't think of a bigger dickhead on bass than him. Except for Jerry Only, but I'm assuming you want someone who can actually play.

Richie Blackmore's not really known as a rhythm guitarist, but he certainly has a reputation as a dickhead. So why not?

It's not like this band would last long enough to actually record anything, so who cares who plays what guitar parts?

[Steve Savicki]

What's the Newsted thing? Who's the new Metallica bassist?

I could go for Malmsteen after what he did to Lizzy Bordan a few years ago... but I can't find the article and it may not be the biggest deal.

[Hardrock69]

Chaim Witz is the biggest asshole of a bass player on the planet.

He wins hands down.

Rhythm guitar....why rhythm guitar...you have Deadhead Loon Binger on lead guitar, and with him in the band you don't need any other guitars.


This is a great concept.

They need to start a real band with the above-mentioned dickheads and call it "The Assholes".

Let us start a campaign. I am sure Gene would be all for it.

They could play lame material written, produced and directed by (who else) Chaim Witz, do a full on shed tour and play for mostly empty venues, they could refuse to release any live video, they could treat their fans like shit, while getting drunk on their ass....


Oh wait a minute...Van Halen is doing that already.

[Fairwrning]

Rick Savage for bass player..I have met this fucker..and he is a dick..

[Hardrock69]

Could not be as much of a dick as Chaim Witz is....

[Fairwrning]

LMAO..I just looked up who Chaim Witz is..cant beleive I didnt know that..

[Dan]

Originally posted by Unchainme
Joe Thudner as the songwriter..

LOL

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by Fairwrning
LMAO..I just looked up who Chaim Witz is..cant beleive I didnt know that..

So where does that place Paul Stanley?