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    Angry What the hell is wrong with this board?

    Why is it that i've been coming here for months and I can get the main forum pages to open but when it comes time to go reading a thread the page NEVER LOADS!

    is there some kind of malicious script shit ya'll got going on the board that is different from 99.9% of every other forum out there?



    i'd like to play sandbox with ya'll but jeez louise, getting a thread to open is harder than giving up smoking!
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    The dreaded white screen of Death, Mr Hain ??

    I think it involves some software updating.
    Sometimes web hosting companies upgrade
    their versions of web servers, and it can upset
    certain web based applications.

    I think this could be what has happened here,
    and obviously Sarge hasnt had a chance yet
    to update the version of Vbulletin we are running..

    When it happens to me,
    I just hit the "Back" button on the browser
    and try again. For me, at worst it always kicks
    in on the third attempt ....

    Usually it fucks up the first time, then the second
    try (after hitting back) works....

    Its a fookin pain in the ass.. (But with some
    jerking around it will work)
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    It's that 14.4 modem you're using.....

    I upgraded last week to a 28.8 and can load pages in UNDER 15 minutes now...

    whew.
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    Way to go LoungeMan !!

    So did you have to tinker with the baud rate
    on those old UARTS with that 386 ??

    Try throwing in a coupla 16550's and you might
    get down to ten minutes per page !!!

    OOOORRRRRRRR-FUCKING-RIGHT !!!!

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    I'm still waiting for the price to go down on those Nintendo64's

    Then I'll think aboot hotwiring the Commodore.

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    nah, i'm still using my Radio Shak 16K computer with the tape recorder that loads Eliza

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    My Apple II opens up pages in about 11 minutes. Then again, I just bought the hamsters inside the base a new wheel, so that might have a lot to do with it.
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    My Z80 loads a page in 16 hours !! Fuck ya's !!

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    you win.

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    Who is hitch1969?
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    Who is hitch1969?
    hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    Does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

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    Does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?
    sticky this bitch immediately or YOU ARE FIRED! Show the brilliant hitch1969 the respect that member number 2 deserves.

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    Savicki ?? Are you trying to suggest Hitch is responsible for
    the update to Vbulletin ?

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    Update to version 3.6?
    I hope one day.

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    Originally posted by Panamark
    Savicki ?? Are you trying to suggest Hitch is responsible for
    the update to Vbulletin ?
    Then get Hitch off his fat ass and have him upgrade the fucking board.

    That fuckin\' cheapsake Sarge certainly isn\'t going to do it.

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    Originally posted by Bret
    Then get Hitch off his fat ass and have him upgrade the fucking board.

    That fuckin\' cheapsake Sarge certainly isn\'t going to do it.
    What is a "cheapsake?"

    A cheap keepsake? Like the jewelry you buy from QVC because it's all you can afford?
    Originally posted by perilouspete
    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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    Talking

    Originally posted by fryingdutchman
    What is a "cheapsake?"
    A cheap piece of cheesecake perhaps? Ahh, I could use a little Cheesecake Factory at the moment.
    Had bought the mixed berry one they sold at Albertson's. Not bad, but not worth $13.

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    Originally posted by fryingdutchman
    What is a "cheapsake?"

    Rice Wine purchased at Costco?

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    If you don't like it then Fuck Off.

    That's All.
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    Originally posted by Bret
    That fuckin\' cheapsake Sarge certainly isn\'t going to do it.
    Careful; insulting member #1 could result in a ban. It did with Diamond Den:

    http://rotharmy.com/forums/showthrea...more+bandwidth

    I'll let you figure out the alias.

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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    Rice Wine purchased at Costco?
    LMFAO...
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    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    Yet so true...

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