Who does Ed hate more ?? Spam or Mike ??

[Panamark]

Who does Ed hate more ? Spam or Mike ??


Ok, its glaringly obvious that Edward Van Halen
has a major problem with Spammy Hagar and Michael
Anthony.

It should be noted that since time began, one of the
few constants that EVH reminded us all was, he and
his brother Alex are the core (or half) of the band.

After a massive falling out with Spammy, Michael
Anthony decides to tour with the Red Chunker
as "The other Half" of Van Halen.
To rub salt into the wounds, Samantha Gaygar
openly pronounced that "The other Half" actually
played the Van Hagar songs better live, than
EVH & AVH did !!!!

All this while, Michael Anthony hung off Spambo's
ass and every word like a little lost puppy.

We also know that EVH was deeply hurt by
the death of his mother, and there was
not a single word of support or condolence
from the Bass player...

Should we be so surprised that Wolfgang
(who, if he has 1/10th his Dad's ability would
blow MA away on any form of guitar) is now
filling in the Low end at rehearsals ??

My question, to the fans of the original and
only truly great version of Van Halen is...

Who do you think Ed hates more ??


Sammy or Michael ???

[binnie]

It's gotta be Sam....

[DavidLeeNatra]

no...my vote goes for bass player...ed doesn't give a shit for hagar but is really pissed at sauce sobolewsky...

[DrMaddVibe]

Ed cries for us all.

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

WHEN THE 04 DEBAUCLE WAS OVER, I THINK MIKE THOUGHT VAN HALEN WAS OVER. HE NEW SAM AND ED HATED EACH OTHER AND HE PROBABLY THOUGHT THERE WAS NO CHANCE OF CVH REUNITING. HE WAS GRASPING FOR STRAWS AND WANTED WORK SO HE MADE THE WRONG CHOICE AND LEFT WITH SAM. WITH THAT SAID, I WOULD HAVE TO BELEIVE HE HATES MIKE MORE, BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN A PART ODF THE BAND SINCE THE BEGINNING. ONE THING IS FOR SURE, THROUGH OUT THE YEARS AND ALL THE BULLSHIT, DAVE STILL HAS RESPECT FOR EDWARD, AND WOULD HAVE CALLED AFTER ED'S MOM DIED, WEATHER HE WAS WITH CVH OR NOT.

[binnie]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Ed cries for us all.

ha ha!

He can cry me a river!

[Matt White]

Who does Ed hate more ??

But...we KNOW who EVH hates the MOST:p

[lafours]

screw Ed..he brought Sammy into the fold and was his butt buddy for a few years...

now when Mike wants to hang with the Ched Rocker it's no good for old Ed...

you can bame Ed for the Mike /Sam connection...

as much as a I hate Van haygar...I dont think Mike made " the wrong Choice"...

even before this other half stuff started Ed and Al weasled Mike out of money, publishing, his share in the Vh name...could you blame Mike for wanting to go on the road, have fun and be treated like someone they was part of rock history? Ed has been shitting on Mike way before this tour with the Ched rocker...Mike probobly could give two shits at this point... supposedly old Sauce made a fortune in Disneyland stock and has a great family to come home to...

[Matt White]

Originally posted by lafours
even before this other half stuff started Ed and Al weasled Mike out of money, publishing, his share in the Vh name...could you blame Mike for wanting to go on the road, have fun and be treated like someone they was part of rock history? Ed has been shitting on Mike way before this tour with the Ched rocker...Mike probobly could give two shits at this point... supposedly old Sauce made a fortune in Disneyland stock and has a great family to come home to...

5 STAR right there......DEAD NUTS ON THE MONEY

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

I'm sure if there is a CVH tour that Mike would like to be involved. Monetary reasons aside. Wrong choice by calling themselves the other half. Again, Spammy bringing a fued to the forefront of the public eye by directly slammin the brothers. If they would have called themselves the shitty half, of the talentless half it would have gone over much better!!

[TheArchitect]

Originally posted by TAKIN WHISKEY
I'm sure if there is a CVH tour that Mike would like to be involved. Monetary reasons aside. Wrong choice by calling themselves the other half. Again, Spammy bringing a fued to the forefront of the public eye by directly slammin the brothers. If they would have called themselves the shitty half, of the talentless half it would have gone over much better!!

Ed would have to come out of his loon induced coma first to even know about the tour.

Van Halen hadn't done jack shit for years. There was zero indication that Ed was even a functional human being let alone in any shape to do anything. After all the shit the brothers VH have pulled on Mike I wouldn't have cared if they called themselves the sober half.

If Loon has an issue with Sauce, Sauce should tell him to stick it squarely up his arse. He has given to much ground in his battle with the 2 face cowards. Let the chicken shit Loon try it to make it work on his own. It will never happen because Loon needs a scapegoat available at all times.

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

Its's the whole other half thing. It's disrespectful. No matter how bad Mike was treated, and I know he wasn't respected either, but he could have left at any time. I don't think the problem is playing with spam , but the fact that they PUBLICLY disrespected the Van Halens, who happen to be the only reason why the other half exists.

[Tiki-Tom]

Ed hates everybody.

[VHrocks]

Ed can afford to hate and belittle Mikey more than Sam. Ed may need Sam in the future if he wants to jam 5150-style. Ed sees Mikey as expendable. If Ed wants to jam with Sam, he figures Mikey will come along like a little puppy following them.

[VHrocks]

Originally posted by Tiki-Tom
Ed hates everybody.

Correction: Ed hates Ed. This is what fuels his hatred of everyone else. All alcoholics hate themselves.

[Tiki-Tom]

Ed really hates the dentist!

[lafours]

the funny thing is..Mike was part of VH's best years... the stadiums, platinum albums, the insane crowds, David lee and Eddie in there prime, the Us festival.... He's been there , done that and it's never gonna be as good as that ever again..so he shouldnt have to kiss Eddies ass for some half baked nostalgia tour... he was part of the "best" van halen already... If EVH was a person with any kind of character he would put his differences aside , have Mike on stage just to do it right for the fans... unfortunatley EVH lives in a world where he is still a relavent guitar hero that can create good music....

[rustoffa]

I gotta go with Spam. Say what you will about Mike, he never insisted on Ed trying out a Les Paul junior.

[Loons The Great]

Johnny Winter - I Hate Everybody

People may laugh but that don't bother me
People may
laugh but that don't bother me
(Don't bother
me)
I'm making lots of money baby
I'm happy
as I can be
I can't holler mercy, that don't mean
a thing
I can't holler mercy, that don't mean a
thing
(Mean a thing)
The world's all sinning
That's why I love to sing, love to sing
If I
ain't drunk it's only because I'm high
Yeah
if I ain't drunk it's only because I'm high
(Because I'm high)
I couldn't find you,
I'm everyday at the sky
Well, I may be crazy
But
man at least I'm cool
I may be crazy but man at least
I'm cool
(At least I'm cool)
I may be all
out of luck but I ain't nobody's fool

[Hardrock69]

He MUST hate Mikey Wikey more. Because bassplayer was actually IN CHV, but became a traitor when he started hanging with Spambo The Flatulent.

Ed hates Spambo. and that means anyone who wishes to hang out with Drunkhead has to hate Spambo as well, and bassplayer would not obey Ed's orders to hate Spambo.

So he hates bassplayer more.

[Panamark]

HR69, you see outside the box !

Or at least the other half of the box !

[binnie]

Originally posted by Panamark


Or at least the other half of the box !

Best post in this thread so far!

I can't stop laughing!

[113]

The Fat Mullet is hated by Ed, even more than Sam now! LOl

Fat Anthony has been sucking Hagar`s cock, like a lost puppy, since 1996!

Mullet is seen as a traitor by Ed/Al, for not obeying their orders, to Hate Hagar!

[WARF]

Who fucking cares???
Who is Ed's flavor of the week??

[GAR]

Ed hates everybody.

.. THAT's the true #2 hate just below loathe #1 hating himself!

[Top Jimmy]

Ed cries for us all.

well don't cry for ME, Argentina!!

[ZahZoo]

Y'all got it all wrong...

First and foremost Ed hates the fans. More to the point, he hates the pressures of fandom for being elevated to "guitar god" or "rock star" status in his little world.

He wants to remain the shy little dutch fuck but won't shoulder the responsibility of living up to the expectations of millions of share-holders who've invested their hard earned money so he can live comfortably rich and act like a bitch.

Sad thing is... majority of the fans just want him to play guitar, make music and be that silly, fun loving guy we watched on stage the last 3 decades. Really nothing more is expected of him. A wave and shit-eating grin... occasional autograph and sound-bite on the whacky state of the Van Halen Universe. Not a lot to ask in a complex world today...

He hates Hagar and Michael if for anything else... they can remain the simpletons and regular cheesey guys they are. They don't get weighed down by the pressures of stardom. They don't have to hide in a bottle to work their trade. Like it or hate... those 2 can just do their thing and roll with it.

Like a true die-hard alcoholic Ed has turned the blame card their way, if for any reason it's easy, convenient and it takes the heavy weight of being himself off his weak shoulders and saddles it on someone else. Honestly... Ed hates himself and he's just transferring it to guys he once called brothers and now envies for maintaining some form of normalcy in their rock star lives.

[ForeverDLR/VH]

It has to be Spam, The only reason Mike didn't join VH for the reunion tour is for the hate of DLR.

[Panamark]

It has to be Spam, The only reason Mike didn't join VH for the reunion tour is for the hate of DLR.

That could be a thread idea right there.... Alas its all true, even
Mike's immediate family dislike Dave. I used to think it was the
coolest shit ever in the Jump video when Dave did that roll
over MA or MS or SS or whatever he goes by now..
Kinda like finding out that Santa doesnt exist....
(Geez I hate the shit you find out when you hit 40 !!!!)
Santa does exist and Mikey and Dave were grate mates
back in the 80's !!! Dammit....

[ForeverDLR/VH]

I think it has a lot to do with Spam also, as much he talks down at Dave, MA has grown to think and feel it, after all MA is known to be Spammy’s puppet.

It would have been better for MA’s Career to reunite with Dave and Eddie to play in huge sold out arenas instead of staying with Spammy and play at casinos and County fairs.

[Panamark]

Dont forget the cruise boats and birthday bashes