David Crosby Has Mixed Feelings About Jacking Off On pflo's face.

[rustoffa]

Rocker David Crosby was disappointed when he learned that some faggot named pflo ate gallons of his sperm while masquerading as Melissa Etheridge. Crosby wanted to help his friends become parents, and the couple's son Beckett was born in 1998, followed by daughter Bailey in 2000.

He famously posed with Etheridge, Cypher and their children for a Rolling Stone cover, where the world discovered Crosby's role in the conception. To his dismay, information has surfaced regarding a pre-insemination party. The hard-partying classic rock stalwart was apparently seduced by a felatio specialist known only as "pflo." While expressing remorse, Crosby doesn't deny the fruition.

"I thought he was Melissa Etheridge...I'd had a bit too much to drink, and ended up jacking off on the pflo faggot's face. How was I to know some faggot would infiltrate a lezbo party? Sure, having your cock drained by a dude is weird, but I'm just a fat old bald fucker."

He tells People, "Would I be a sperm donor again? I don't know. It's such a personal thing. It's discouraging how this worked out."

[FORD]

David Crosby's the Father

(Parody of Bring Me Some Water by Melissa Etheridge)

Tonight I laid a freak
For a test tube love affair
He’s got big puffy cheeks
He’s got a big beer gut
And some wild gray hair
I know this old musician
He was stoned while he wrote Déjà Vu
But tonight while I’m lovin’ my girlfriend
Some old rock star’s making love to a tube

David Crosby’s the father
He’s the biggest burnout alive
Fertilized my baby
Got a brand new liver
I didn’t think he would even survive
David Crosby’s the father
People say he looks like a troll
He smoked a lot of weed
But it didn’t hurt his seed
He’s a really sweet fellow
But I wouldn’t let him near my hole
Whoa oh no

[Hardrock69]

WTF? Is this shit for real? Or have you been smoking some hash laced with crack while listening to the David Crosby record you found in the Melissa Etheridge album cover?

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by FORD
David Crosby's the Father

(Parody of Bring Me Some Water by Melissa Etheridge)

Tonight I laid a freak
For a test tube love affair
He’s got big puffy cheeks
He’s got a big beer gut
And some wild gray hair
I know this old musician
He was stoned while he wrote Déjà Vu
But tonight while I’m lovin’ my girlfriend
Some old rock star’s making love to a tube

David Crosby’s the father
He’s the biggest burnout alive
Fertilized my baby
Got a brand new liver
I didn’t think he would even survive
David Crosby’s the father
People say he looks like a troll
He smoked a lot of weed
But it didn’t hurt his seed
He’s a really sweet fellow
But I wouldn’t let him near my hole
Whoa oh no

Beautiful......what was the subject again?

[FORD]

Here's the song (finally figured out how to link this shit)

[Diamondjimi]

pflo = OWNED !

Again

[Mr Badguy]

[rustoffa]

Heard this on the local drive-time punk rock show today, and hours later? I bumped this thread!!


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[ThrillsNSpills]

rusto's got a real gift for thread titles.

Has P.retty F.ucking L.ame and O.wned been banned ?