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  • SparkieD
    Veteran
    • Sep 2006
    • 1772

    Plane Makes Emergency Landing for "Gas"

    Flatulence forces plane to land Tue Dec 5, 9:07 PM ET

    Associated Press


    NASHVILLE, Tenn. - It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.

    An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

    The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

    The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

    "It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

    The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.
    Originally posted by Tiki-Tom You're one classy tattooed bombshell in my book.
    Originally posted by rustoffa
    Three words. WE WERE THERE.
  • smaz
    Commando
    • Mar 2004
    • 1441

    #2
    Certainly no bright spark...
    Moving webhosts & will be making changes to the picture hosting - watch this space..

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    • blonddgirl777
      ROCKSTAR

      • Mar 2005
      • 5790

      #3
      I was driving my car, when I heard; "A plane had to land urgently..." and my heart stopped for a second...
      My husband was flying on his way back home and there was a snow storm here, earlier today...

      Sure I was releived when I heard the rest of the story but... DAMN FARTER!!!
      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
      Originally posted by Nitro Express
      ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
      Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
      [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
      Originally posted by VanHalener
      ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
      Originally posted by FORD
      ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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      • DylanLeeRoth
        Banned
        • Jul 2006
        • 163

        #4
        shut up frenchie.

        FRAUAR SHUCKA FRAUAR SHUCKA DO RAA ME FATDOO


        FLQ FLQ FLQ FLQ

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        • blonddgirl777
          ROCKSTAR

          • Mar 2005
          • 5790

          #5
          Originally posted by DylanLeeRoth
          shut up frenchie.

          FRAUAR SHUCKA FRAUAR SHUCKA DO RAA ME FATDOO


          FLQ FLQ FLQ FLQ
          Hey (17 yrs old) bloque!
          What the fuck do you think YOU know about the F.L.Q. anyway?

          Your fat Mama was not eaven thinking about getting knocked off when it all happened!

          Take that shit head of your's off your ass and smell that fart!
          Poor lil' moron!!!
          Last edited by blonddgirl777; 12-06-2006, 06:32 PM.
          http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
          Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
          [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
          http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
          Originally posted by VanHalener
          ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
          Originally posted by FORD
          ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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          • smaz
            Commando
            • Mar 2004
            • 1441

            #6
            French Canada's sweet, went skiing there and spent half of it on my ass...
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            • blonddgirl777
              ROCKSTAR

              • Mar 2005
              • 5790

              #7
              Originally posted by smaz
              French Canada's sweet, went skiing there and spent half of it on my ass...
              L.O.L. All you need is practice... come back!
              Wich mountain did you go to?
              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
              Originally posted by Nitro Express
              ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
              Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
              [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
              Originally posted by VanHalener
              ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
              Originally posted by FORD
              ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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              • smaz
                Commando
                • Mar 2004
                • 1441

                #8
                Mt. St. Anne in Quebec, and one other one in the same area, I forgot which xD Only went for a week though Would go again, but it was with my school and cost $2,000! Well, cost my Mum anyway...

                I am overdue going back to Canada though, have a lot of family around Toronto. Went skiing in '04, before that visited family in '00. Probably can't afford to go for a few more years yet though :p
                Last edited by smaz; 12-06-2006, 09:12 PM.
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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32798

                  #9
                  Come here to Jackson Hole and ski our expert chutes! Not much snow yet though.

                  I used to buy Bombardier snowmobiles. I think those were made in French Canada.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • blonddgirl777
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Mar 2005
                    • 5790

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                    ... Bombardier snowmobiles. I think those were made in French Canada.
                    Snowmobiles are fun!!!


                    Mr. Bombrdier invented them in his back yard and comercialized them. Now the cie. makes the public transportations (trains, subways etc... ) for all the major cities!
                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                    ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                    [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                    Originally posted by VanHalener
                    ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                    Originally posted by FORD
                    ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                    • blonddgirl777
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Mar 2005
                      • 5790

                      #11
                      Originally posted by smaz
                      ... Probably can't afford to go for a few more years yet though :p
                      It is closer and probably cheaper for you to go in the Alps...
                      I would love to ski those slopes!!!
                      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                      Originally posted by Nitro Express
                      ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                      Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                      [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                      Originally posted by VanHalener
                      ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                      Originally posted by FORD
                      ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                      • binnie
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2006
                        • 19144

                        #12
                        What the fuck did they eat?

                        Damn that's funny....
                        The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                        • SparkieD
                          Veteran
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1772

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SparkieD


                          She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

                          Does eating too many burritos qualify as a medical condition?
                          Originally posted by Tiki-Tom You're one classy tattooed bombshell in my book.
                          Originally posted by rustoffa
                          Three words. WE WERE THERE.

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                          • blonddgirl777
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Mar 2005
                            • 5790

                            #14
                            "Medical Condition"?
                            W.T.F.!

                            Regardless...
                            Who in their right mind, is stupid enough to light some matches in a plane nowadays???
                            Everyone knows that it just CAN"T be done and it's dangerous (on top of being suspicious)!

                            "Not charged for the incident"?
                            Fuck that!

                            She is responsible for an emergency landing... she should pick the tab!
                            Not to mention everyone's inconvenience (and I'm not talking about the smell)...
                            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                            Originally posted by Nitro Express
                            ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                            Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                            [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                            Originally posted by VanHalener
                            ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                            Originally posted by FORD
                            ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                            • binnie
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2006
                              • 19144

                              #15
                              What ever happened to blaming it on the guy next to you?
                              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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