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    Anyone bang a Mexican hotel maid?

    I stayed at a Ameritel the other night and it was full of some nice looking young Mexican women doing the work that keeps the place going.

    I couldn't help but think someone is banging these sienioritas or offering a generouse tip for extra favors. They are a lot better looking than the old hags that used to clean hotel rooms when I was a kid.

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    I wondered the same thing myself when I was in Seattle earlier this year.....

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    Re: Anyone bang a Mexican hotel maid?

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    Anyone bang a Mexican hotel maid?



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    You guys are crazy...
    Why would they clean up nasty toilets and smelly sheets, if they where willing to suck dick for tips?
    At this point... they would go all out and become prostitutes (getting their hands REALLY dirty for more money)!
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    You know it's funny one of you mentioned this. One fellow I was talking to was in Mexico and he was woken up by the maid had a morning woody. She told him that she would take care of him for 10 U.S. bucks. He tossed her the dollar bill and she threw on a balloon
    and gave him a B.J.

    The maids in the place I was staying in a few weeks ago were pretty brutal. The other hotels had better Senioritas!

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    Originally posted by RuzDNailz
    ... One fellow I was talking to was in Mexico and he was woken up by the maid had a morning woody...
    What kind of "hotel" is that... where a maid can just walk into your room as you sleep?

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    Re: Anyone bang a Mexican hotel maid?

    Originally posted by Nitro Express
    I stayed at a Ameritel the other night and it was full of some nice looking young Mexican women doing the work that keeps the place going.

    I couldn't help but think someone is banging these sienioritas or offering a generouse tip for extra favors. They are a lot better looking than the old hags that used to clean hotel rooms when I was a kid.
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    i thought that once when we were in Orlando in Feburary..i thought hmmm i wonder if she ever blew MICKEY MOUSE.
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    Re: Anyone bang a Mexican hotel maid?

    Originally posted by Nitro Express
    I stayed at a Ameritel the other night and it was full of some nice looking young Mexican women doing the work that keeps the place going.

    I couldn't help but think someone is banging these sienioritas or offering a generouse tip for extra favors. They are a lot better looking than the old hags that used to clean hotel rooms when I was a kid.
    One night last summer, I stopped @ a Quicktrip for a slushee. If you know anything about ATL-based localities, this Quicktrip was on Buford Highway...not too far from a strip club. Anyway, it was about 5 in the morning, and these 4 mexican girls were hanging around the MARTA stop by the road, arguing. One of 'em ran over as I was fixin' to drive off, and asked for what I guess was a ride. I motioned at my watch, and she started sucking her thumb. I opened the door immediately...she jumped in, and the other three jumped in the back of my truck. After a few miles of broken spanglish, we ended up at one of those weekly motel places...the three chicks in the back bailed. So I went with the instigator to her room...there was a bunch of canned food on top of the TV. She wanted me to take pictures of her with my phone while I was fucking her in the shower, and I ruined a perfectly good phone in the process. THEN, the other three or two chicks showed up and started microwaving stuff...

    I eventually kinda crept out while they were watching some infommercial.

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    Originally posted by blonddgirl777
    What kind of "hotel" is that... where a maid can just walk into your room as you sleep?
    Truth is, at these resorts in Cancun, you should always keep your doors locked and chained up. If the door has the 'Do Not Disturb' sign on it, then obviously you are okay. I was in my room looking for my camera when the door suddenly opened. I was startled because she didn't knock or anything and she came late to clean my room. That's why I always put that sign on my door knob so I can sleep off my hangover!

    I've never had any trouble like that with the other hotels I've stayed in while travelling.

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    ..........whatever happened to girls flashing their boobs at the guys who run the hotels at night? Hunh? What the fuck ever happened to THAT?!?

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    I had a chance in Mazatlan but turned her down.
    I still like my wife much more.

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    Originally posted by ppg960
    I had a chance in Mazatlan but turned her down.
    I still like my wife much more.
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    Slip her a twenty with the towels!!!

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    Had fun when I was in Monterrey...Mexican girls are reaaaallllly friendly....

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    Now, if you can picture this, it would be really awkward in a sense.
    You bang one of these maids one morning, and the next morning wake up with some pretty little flower you picked up at the bar the night before. If that maid opens your door and sees you with her, what would her reaction be?

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