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    Women of India "Short"-changed Again

    Condoms a big problem for men in India
    Most men's penises are an inch too short for popular prophylactics

    REUTERS Dec 11, 2006

    NEW DELHI - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.

    The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 1 inch shorter than those condoms catered for.

    For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 2 inches. A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
    "One of the reasons for a failure of up to 20 percent (of condoms) is the association of the size of the condom to the erect penis," the council's Dr. Chander Puri told Reuters, adding another reason was couples often put them on in a hurry.

    Puri said many men in India, which has the world's highest HIV positive caseload, were too shy to ask for condoms.

    "We need more vending machines for condoms of different sizes so people can pick a condom with confidence that is suited to their needs," he said.

    The Times of India reported the ICMR survey had studied 1,400 men between 18-50 years of age in cities like Mumbai and New Delhi as well as in rural areas in a report. It entitled its story "Indian men don't measure up."
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    try austin powers penis pump, might help. no probably not. never mind.
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    I'd love to see those condom machines - what size do ya want? We got 'thimble-dick', 'regular', 'smokehouse chub', or 'rectum wrecker'. :p

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    No wonder Indians came up with the Kama Sutra. With such small dicks they had to get creative to satisfy their ladies.
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    Originally posted by Viking
    I'd love to see those condom machines - what size do ya want? We got 'thimble-dick', 'regular', 'smokehouse chub', or 'rectum wrecker'. :p
    Ha HA!!

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    Gotta love them short women. Can make a dude with an average 7 incher feel like a porn stud.

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    Yeah - it must be a real bitch to try and cut a slice, and your babymaker bangs around inside her cooter like a bell clapper.

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    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    Gotta love them short women. Can make a dude with an average 7 incher feel like a porn stud.

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    Originally posted by Nitro Express
    No wonder Indians came up with the Kama Sutra. With such small dicks they had to get creative to satisfy their ladies.
    LOL

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    Originally posted by Viking
    Yeah - it must be a real bitch to try and cut a slice, and your babymaker bangs around inside her cooter like a bell clapper.
    LOL! Yeah, sinking balls deep doesn't even get you past the clit. That's got to suck!

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    Originally posted by Nitro Express
    LOL! Yeah, sinking balls deep doesn't even get you past the clit. That's got to suck!
    Don't have that problem, it's usually the cervix that's my obstacle.

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    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    Don't have that problem, it's usually the cervix that's my obstacle.
    I still can't quite navigate teeth very well either..

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    Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
    SparkieD, you find some crazy shit sometimes.
    Yeah, I'm crazier than a hootowl

    Why did it take over FOUR MONTHS for this thread to even get a hit? I forgot all about it.

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    East Indian men always seemed high strung and agitated. Now we know why. Maybe they think wrapping a turbin around their head will increase their blood pressure and blow the penis up a big more.

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    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    Don't have that problem, it's usually the cervix that's my obstacle.
    Them women really jump when you bang into their cervix don't they? Weeeee!

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    Originally posted by Nitro Express
    Them women really jump when you bang into their cervix don't they? Weeeee!
    Well I go down on her real good, so at least some of the time I can get that thing all the way in. I usually have to finger her before since she says it hurts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SparkieD View Post
    Yeah, I'm crazier than a hootowl

    Why did it take over FOUR MONTHS for this thread to even get a hit? I forgot all about it.
    not sesh, these are the days
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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