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    Talking First Annual ROTHARMY Celebrity Roast

    Monday, January 15th, 9pm Eastern

    We will be roasting our Guest of Honor


    POJO RISIN


    Don't bother shooting your wad with pithy one-liners here and now in this thread, simply RSVP here that you will be on the dais Monday night.....

    Special guests to be announced.

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    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    I'm there. Let's make POJO blush....

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    I'm in. That fucker deserves a kick in the balls. He better be wearing a cup! He... who're we talkin' 'bout again?

    I don't care. I'm in. That fucker deserves a kick in the balls. He better be wearing a cup! He... who're we talkin' 'bout again?

    I don't care. I'm in. That fucker deserves a kick in the balls. He better be wearing a cup! He... who're we talkin' 'bout again?

    I don't care. I'm in. That fucker deserves a kick in the balls. He better be wearing a cup! He... who're we talkin' 'bout again?

    I don't care. I'm in. That fucker deserves a kick in the balls. He better be wearing a cup! He... who're we talkin' 'bout again?

    I don't care. I'm in. That fucker deserves a kick in the balls. He better be wearing a cup! He... who're we talkin' 'bout again?

    I feel woozy... I'm gonna go to bed now...

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    I'm sure I have a VIP ticket already waiting for this monumental event.

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    Originally posted by ALinChainz
    I'm sure I have a VIP ticket already waiting for this monumental event.

    When AL's got the mic, you just know it'll get bloody

    Still waiting for some more heavy weights to RSVP

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    Dunno about being a heavyweight, but I'll be there.
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    Great Thread in the making.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Quote Originally Posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
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    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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    Originally posted by Terry
    Dunno about being a heavyweight, but I'll be there.

    Old school heavyweight

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    Did someone say heavyweight?



    I'm sure Joe would be willing to clean toilets for a burrito.

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    The pojo / thunder cuntparisons will be flying fast and furious


    LMAO

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    Originally posted by ALinChainz
    I'm sure I have a VIP ticket already waiting for this monumental event.
    immediate candidate for gayest post of the year. Boy u gay. Gay ass thread too by mr. 24/7.

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    Originally isthatTHUNDER?!'s bullshit.
    Weren't you supposed to be gone/in jail for good?
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

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    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
    immediate candidate for gayest post of the year. Boy u gay. Gay ass thread too by mr. 24/7.
    The jealousy is making you look real pathetic ... about like starting numerous threads about you leaving the site and yet here you are ... clinging on much like shit you have eaten here.

    I'm really not comfortable being an object of obsession of a homosexual pedophile such as yourself Joe.

    Be a man, get a job, and maybe an education. Stay with that intense therapy and get off the bottle. Katy is waiting to help you.

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    Got a pm from joey demanding that HE be the focus of the celebrity roast...

    He says he started his good bye thread in hopes people would beg him to not leave, and now he's pissed no one cared.


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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    Got a pm from joey demanding that HE be the focus of the celebrity roast...

    He says he started his good bye thread in hopes people would beg him to not leave, and now he's pissed no one cared.

    Thought you banned his IP !:confused:

    See..
    http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...threadid=43050

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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    Got a pm from joey demanding that HE be the focus of the celebrity roast...

    He says he started his good bye thread in hopes people would beg him to not leave, and now he's pissed no one cared.

    If JoeThunder-LARDtard has asked that he be the focus of the celebrity roast...I'm all for that.

    Just put him on the SPIT and let's grab the charcoal and let him Rotisserie his way to fame.

    Feed him to SPAM, EMERIL and let him be table scraps for the dogs.
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    When is this?

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    Monday, January 15th, 9pm Eastern

    We will be roasting our Guest of Honor





    Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
    When is this?

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Right, I meant in how many hours? As in how much more to go.

    I'm a bit out of the way of the E.S.T., Kip.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Duh, Portugal.

    My bad.


    90 minutes from now

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    Can't wait to see this...

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    Beh, I'll have to take a few late jabs tomorrow, then. Pick up the leftovers, vulture like and shit.

    I hope it keeps going all day...

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Is it starting soon?

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    Fuuuck, my bad...

    Had unexpected guests show up with unexpected, er, partyfavors.

    We'll reschedule this.


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    *edit* Oops, missed Kippy's last post.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    What do you mean we'll reschedule? I bought a new dress for the red carpet paparrazzi.

    I already saw POJO get out of his limo, decked out in a pair of DLR-lookalike ass chaps!

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    When are we pulling this off, then? I want to see Bantonelli in her new dress. I bet it's smokin' hot!

    Oh, and insult Pojo as well.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    you're damn right you needed to reschedule. if you haven't lined up hitch as the master of ceremonies, then there's really no need for a roast...

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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    Fuuuck, my bad...

    Had unexpected guests show up with unexpected, er, partyfavors.

    We'll reschedule this.

    Buwahahaha!!! ... dude I was rolling off my chair ...
    Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...

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    Originally posted by bantonelli

    I already saw POJO get out of his limo, decked out in a pair of DLR-lookalike ass chaps!
    damn! I missed it!
    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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    Originally posted by Eyes
    Buwahahaha!!! ... dude I was rolling off my chair ...

    ... after rolling a spleef... :p

    Right Eyes? lol

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    So when's this shindig gonna be held?

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    The Ball is in Lounge's Court.
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    Originally posted by Dan
    The Ball is in Lounge's Court.
    My bet is Lounge has heard that very phrase before...

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    Originally posted by POJO_Risin
    My bet is Lounge has heard that very phrase before...

    Okay, it's on now, bitch

    DATE AND TIME TO BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY.


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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    Okay, it's on now, bitch

    DATE AND TIME TO BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY.

    Finally We might get a Celebrity Roast started this Time.

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    Ladies and Gentlemen...

    On Sunday at 8:00...

    The Roth Army will be hosting the...

    1/2 Roth Army Celebrity roast...

    featuring Loungemachine!

    That's right folks!

    We couldn't give him a whole number...but as most the ladies say...and men for that matter...

    he's half a man...



    CHEERS!!!!

    Yo Lunger...

    you waited too damn long with this...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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    Originally posted by POJO_Risin
    Ladies and Gentlemen...

    On Sunday at 8:00...

    The Roth Army will be hosting the...

    1/2 Roth Army Celebrity roast...

    featuring Loungemachine!

    That's right folks!

    We couldn't give him a whole number...but as most the ladies say...and men for that matter...

    he's half a man...



    CHEERS!!!!

    Yo Lunger...

    you waited too damn long with this...


    We'll see, Flow-Jo.

    The people have spoken, and you're the one they want bRoasted.

    Just pray I'm too stupid and/or drunk to figure out how to upload Polaroids.

    You may want to cuntsider banning me BEFORE we let loose the Dogs of War on you.

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    Somebody waited until Lounge was drunk and passed out and they...

    Cut off His Sig.


    ooh man.

    is he going to be pissed when he wakes up.

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    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    The people have spoken
    I keep trying to tell you dude...

    they have drugs to help with that...

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