Van Halen is Dave, Eddie, Alex and WOLFGANG!!

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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15318
    #1

    Van Halen is Dave, Eddie, Alex and WOLFGANG!!

    Actually David Lee Roth is Van Halen.
    So I'll accept any of the following lineups for 2007!

    Dave, Eddie, Alex and WOLFGANG.

    Dave, Eddie Alex and Mikey

    Dave, Eddie, Alex and SNICKERS candy bar.

    Dave, Eddie, A Bagel... and a number 2 pencil...

    Dave, a midget, a dildo and Alex Van Halen...

    Fuck I never thought I would quote the fucking waste of human life known as Brad Starks....

    Van Halen is Van Halen...
    Tags: alex, dave, eddie, halen, van, wolfgang
    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15318
      #2
      Michael Anthony + Sammy Hagar = POOP

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        • diamondsgirl
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7546
          #3
          true
          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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            • WARF
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 15318
              #4
              I think they should go back on tour with Ozzy and start the 2007 KRELL WARS!!!

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                • diamondsgirl
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 7546
                  #5
                  Originally posted by WARF
                  I think they should go back on tour with Ozzy and start the 2007 KRELL WARS!!!
                  does Jack Osborne play bass?

                  they could do a father and son tour

                  lol
                  “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                    • diamondsgirl
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 7546
                      #6
                      Jack Osborne is one weird looking dude

                      He actually makes Wolf look kinda cute
                      “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                        • WARF
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 15318
                          #7
                          I wonder if Wolfgang is drinkin' like his old man.
                          Ed is the perfect role model father.
                          Maybe he'll give his son some crystal meth so he'll slim down!

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                            • diamondsgirl
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 7546
                              #8
                              Originally posted by WARF
                              I wonder if Wolfgang is drinkin' like his old man.
                              Ed is the perfect role model father.
                              Maybe he'll give his son some crystal meth so he'll slim down!
                              you can't eat much wif no teef
                              “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                                • MAX
                                  Rotharmy Gladiator

                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 12968
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                                  you can't eat much wif no teef
                                  Just use some Berdasco to numb or burn the sensations.
                                  EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                                    • WARF
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 15318
                                      #10
                                      Maybe they should let Ralph Saenz front Van Halen!

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                                        • diamondsgirl
                                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 7546
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by MAX
                                          Just use some Berdasco to numb or burn the sensations.
                                          I like berdasco on my derstrami

                                          (yeah)
                                          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                                            • diamondsgirl
                                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 7546
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by WARF
                                              Maybe they should let Ralph Saenz front Van Halen!
                                              why ?
                                              “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                                                • MAX
                                                  Rotharmy Gladiator

                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 12968
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                                                  I like berdasco on my derstrami

                                                  (yeah)
                                                  Just don't cause any more accidents whilst eating a kosher pickle on The Pike...
                                                  EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                                                    • WARF
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 15318
                                                      #14
                                                      Eddie, Dave, a banana, and a toothbrush

                                                      Dave, Wolfie, Dr. Ruth, Captain Kangeroo...

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                                                        • WARF
                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 15318
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                                                          why ?
                                                          Why not turn Van Halen into a karaoke act?

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