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    I thought the 'Southern Sheriff' was just another stereotype...

    I have lived in Gnashville for almost 7 years now.

    I always thought the 'Southern Sheriff' was just a standard stereotype...a pot-bellied, beer-drinking, tobacco-drooling & moronic good ol' bwah like they show in the movies...



    I have discovered it is NOT a 'stereotype', and is NOT some kind of fictional or otherwise mythological character.

    They are REAL.




    I saw this in this morning's newspaper on the front page:

    Williamson sheriff arrested on drug charges
    Headley got 'thousands' of pills, police say

    By MITCHELL KLINE
    Staff Writer

    The man who told Williamson County residents that he would crack down on drugs now faces drug charges of his own.

    Williamson County Sheriff Ricky Headley and a Crieve Hall pharmacy owner were arrested Wednesday on prescription drug fraud charges. Headley was taken into custody by Metro police officers and agents of the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation after he came to Brooks Pharmacy on Trousdale Drive in Nashville to pick up a bottle of pills.


    Metro police spokesman Don Aaron said the joint investigation between Metro and the TBI had revealed that Headley has received "thousands of Lortab and Soma pills" from the pharmacy without a prescription.

    Headley and Glen Brooks, owner of the pharmacy, were to be booked into the Davidson County Jail late Wednesday night, according to Aaron. Headley was to be charged with one felony and one misdemeanor related to controlled substances. Aaron said he did not know the details of those charges, nor did he know what Brooks would be charged with.

    Police and TBI agents searched Headley's office in Franklin and his home in the Grassland community Wednesday and searched Brooks' home near Brentwood. The Drug Enforcement Administration also has been involved in the case, Aaron said.

    Brooks surrendered his certificate to sell controlled substances.

    Metro police have investigated the pharmacy since January 2005, when a 70-year-old employee was found to be distributing and reselling controlled substances.

    "During the course of our investigation, we discovered Sheriff Headley was a patron of the pharmacy," Aaron said. "That's when we asked for TBI's involvement because of his career in law enforcement."

    Aaron said Headley had been going to the pharmacy for several months. Investigators believe Headley obtained the drugs for personal use and not for resale. Lortab is an addictive painkiller, and Soma is a muscle relaxant used to relieve pain.

    Other arrests made

    Metro narcotics detectives and TBI agents arrested pharmacy employee Michelle Weathers, 32, on Jan. 20 after she was caught leaving Brooks Pharmacy with a bottle of more than 800 hydrocodone pills stashed in a portable cooler. A search of her purse, automobile and home resulted in the discovery and seizure of hundreds of other pills. Weathers worked at the pharmacy for seven years.

    Aaron and a TBI spokeswoman said several other individuals would be charged as the investigation proceeds. A detailed audit of the pharmacy will be conducted. The Internal Revenue Service and the Tennessee Board of Pharmacy will assist, Aaron said.

    Headley campaigned on a promise to aggressively go after drug dealers in Williamson County. He proudly announced to civic groups and critics that under his leadership since 2002, Williamson County's drug arrests increased by 150%. He started an interdiction division that uses K-9s to sniff for drugs being transported along Interstates 65 and 40.

    Headley could not be reached for comment Wednesday night. Members of the Sheriff's Department declined to comment, and Headley's family could not be located.

    County mayor shocked

    County Mayor Rogers Anderson said he was shocked by the news.

    "I don't know what to say," Anderson said.

    Headley was a captain at the Fairview Police Department before he was elected sheriff in 2002.

    He beat two-term incumbent Bill LeCates by claiming 57.8% of the votes. Headley was reelected by a 4 to 1 margin, beating challenger Derrell Cagle, in 2006.

    Headley liked to play up his image as a small-town sheriff. He played music from The Andy Griffith Show at his swearing in ceremony and invited those who attended to supper.

    He told the crowd that "good, old-fashioned, hometown values" still mattered.

    He is a musician who sings and plays at churches and community centers nearly every week.

    He opened for country legend George Jones when Jones played a concert to benefit the American Red Cross.

    ______________________________________



    The above seems to be the norm down here. In the past 6 and a half years, there have been MANY law-enforcement officials convicted of lying, stealing, assault, trafficking in drugs, DUI, wife-beating, abusing inmates in their custody, conspiracy, manslaughter and many other various and sundry charges.


    Back in Kansas, the state itself sucks ass, but there is not NEARLY the 'good ol' bwah' network there is in The South. It appears that law enforcement officers in that state ACTUALLY OBEY THE LAW...though of course there are some exceptions here or there.

    It seems in Tennessee anyway, not a week goes by without some kind of corruption or crimes committed by law-enforcement officals making the headlines. And in most cases it is high-ranking officials like Sheriffs, Police Chiefs, head of the State Highway Patrol, etc.

    And of course, scattered around throughout all of these misdeeds are many lawsuits filed by minority law-enforcement officers claiming racism, etc.

    Tennessee has many good qualitites as a state, however, elected public officials are more likely to be criminals than yer average Joe. There is a LOT of corruption amongst mayors, aldermen, state representatives, local city councils, etc.

    The article above says the 'County Mayor was shocked' when he heard the news.

    Christ....the sad bastard is probably shocked the Sheriff got caught.....the fucking County Mayor was probably in on the scam and taking bribes to not say anything.

    At least that is the standard pattern around these parts.

    It really kinda blows my mind.

    There is one TV/Movie Southern Sheriff who scares the crap out of me whenever I see him.

    That is from the 'Karate-kid meets The Blues' movie "Crossroads', and the sheriff I am talking about is the character "Sheriff Tilford" played by the actor "John Hancock".

    He is a scary motherfucker!
    :eek:

    Unfortunately, there exists no photos of him at all on the net, which is kind of a shame, as he had an INCREDIBLY busy career as an actor.

    But I digress....

    Hell, the state oughta have signs at all the state-lines for those entering Tennessee:

    "Welcome To Tennessee...the Land Of The Corrupt, the Home Of The Slaves...."

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    This was always great for a laff! One of my favorite movies
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    Man when he sez this line he is fucking drooling with chaw....

    "MAH BRUTHAH BOBBEH GOT THE FASTIST BOAT IN THE HULL DAM RIVUH!!!!"

    Then his brother Bobby comes around the turn in the speedboat...I didn't know Sheriff JW Pepper's momma was a black gurl.....

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    Watched it last night, still funny as hell!

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    Damn that is funny....

    "SECRET AGENT?!?!?!?!?!?

    ON WHOSE SIDE????"


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    Originally posted by Hardrock69
    Man when he sez this line he is fucking drooling with chaw....

    "MAH BRUTHAH BOBBEH GOT THE FASTIST BOAT IN THE HULL DAM RIVUH!!!!"

    Then his brother Bobby comes around the turn in the speedboat...I didn't know Sheriff JW Pepper's momma was a black gurl.....
    I looked for that clip but couldn't find it!? that is the best part! Also when he's frisking the black dude he says "Now I'm sure this ain't your exactly your debut at this sort of thing!" LOL!

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    Originally posted by Douglas T.
    Also when he's frisking the black dude he says "Now I'm sure this ain't your exactly your debut at this sort of thing!" LOL!
    I spat a lot of beer out at that line last night!

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    These people at this pharmacy were just begging to get caught. 800 hydrocodone at one time. Morons.

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    Oops I see I added an extra YOUR to keep my batting average for typos on que!

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    My parents have lived in Nashville for about 12 years. There are still some good ole boys down there, no doubt. You ask them about the WAR, expecting an answer on Iraq and they start talking about General Lee.

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    Here's a TRUE STORY for ya!
    I'm driving thru Georgia, as fast as possible as usual! next thing ya know Johnny Law wants to have words with me! While writing me up a ticket for speeding ten miles over the limit he asks if I'd approve a vehicle search. This is not MY debut at this sort of thing and this usually leads to the sheriff poking around for a minute looking in ash treys etc. so I agree to the search. I don't really think there is a choice here ... they usually end up looking anyway! Well right after agreeing to the search he get's on his shoulder radio and says, "All clear come on over!" As he looks across the street there's my friends from the True Stories of the Highway Patrol! Suddenly the halfway friendly sheriff turns into our legendary Southern Sheriff! Needless to say they find my 4 grams of krypt bud I have so far packed into my trunk it wasn't funny! next thing ya know I'm being escorted of to some back wood gray bar hotel with a date to see the judge at 1 a.m.!? It's 3 p.m. now!? Well this guy has roach clips like trophies hanging from his rear view mirror! Post cards with various weed references poked into dash board seams etc. A regular hippie mobile on the inside sheriff car on the outside! He pulls up to some kid who's gassing up his tractor parked at a gas pump. he say's "You gonna be at the barn in about thirty minutes ... I got somethin' you'll get a kick out of !?" the kid says "Yep, stop by!" I say to myself ..."uhh is this standard procedure?" Anyway .. 11 hours later! I see the judge who says since I only had less than a gram I could go due to time served! Well I didn't say there was WAY more than a gram there sir! But sure felt like it! I know Redneck Sheriff enjoyed smokin' my buds!

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    The best story I have about redneck cops?

    I was travelling through Brantley county @ approximatley 120 MPH one saturday night, with a bleeding dog. Nothing serious, I just wanted to get-the-fuck home. So I get pulled over by this fucker (GA. STATE PATROL) that looks like W.C. Fields. He's like, "how much money you spendin' on this tubbe'd out thing?" I went, "just in a hurry to get home, etc." He goes, "is that a bulldog?" I go,"yeah, we were scoutin' hogs earlier." He goes, "that ain't no catchdog." I went, "it's just a skinhold..nothing major." He goes, "you aint the one bleedin' boy...do you know _ _ _ _ S_ _ _ _ _ _?" I went, "not personally, this is linebred Candy/Chivo stuff."

    Long story short, he had a better look at the bleeding dog, flippedthefuckout, and sent me on my way.

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    Heh...thank de Lawd he likes dawgs....and recognized yours needed some help.

    Here is a screen cap of John Hancock. The scariest moment of the film, and the scariest Sheriff I have ever seen in the movies.

    I would not EVEN want this fucker angry at me! :eek:


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    Originally posted by Hardrock69
    Heh...thank de Lawd he likes dawgs....and recognized yours needed some help.
    He liked matchdogs....it had nothing to do with hypothalamic shock. People always freak the fuck out when they see cutters the size of the end of a thumb.

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    Originally posted by Hardrock69
    Damn that is funny....

    "SECRET AGENT?!?!?!?!?!?

    ON WHOSE SIDE????"

    "What are you, boy? Some kind of doomsday machine?"
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    LAFF MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!!

    Goddamn JW Pepper is probably the funniest fucking incidental character in the entire pantheon of Bond films.

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