I would have preferred Dave, Ed, Al, and Mike
I would have preferred a less-toxic version of Ed
and I would have preferred a Sammyless induction

I would have preferred a lot of things...

But I have been waiting for this moment for over 21 years and right now I feel like a burdon has been lifted from my shoulder, and I'm damned happy about that. Dave was right...

"He who laughs last laughs best!"

Sorry Mike.

Fuck you Sam.

Light 'em up!