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    FAIR WARNING
    WOMAN AND CHILDREN FIRST
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    VAN HALEN II
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    DIVER DOWN

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    Van Danniels III
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    Top Albums

    My top 6 are:
    Fair Warning
    VHII
    Van Halen
    Women and Children first
    1984
    Diver Down


    Fair Warning is far and away my favorite album VH put out. I could listen to Sinners Swing and Unchained non-stop.

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    Diver Down has it's moments:

    Hang 'Em High
    Full Bug
    Secrets


    Little Guitars is ok.

    All the tunes on it serve their purpose.

    I even dig Big Bad Bill (Is Sweet William Now)

    Can't say I've listened to Where Have All The Good Times Gone, Intruder/Pretty Woman or Dancing In The Streets much. Didn't even listen to them much when Diver Down came out.
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    Dancin in the Streets is probably my least favorite classic VH song. It still has enough of the old sound for me to still listen to it. Ed's solo still sounds like Ed... unlike that crap they pass off as Ed nowadays.

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    Originally posted by GAR
    uhhh huhuhuhuhuhhh.....
    what are you huffing about?

    Diver Down kix ass!!!

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    Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved
    One thing about Hina...He can dish it out AND take it!

    And in my opinion, "Little Guitars" is FAR from the quintessential VH song. Sure it's good, but if you MUST go with a song from Diver Down, "Hang 'Em High" is more apt for that crowning achievement.
    the guitar arrangement and layering on Little Guitars is more than you, obviously can comprehend.

    Hang 'em High is amazing.

    The Full Bug - amazing

    Secrets - great

    Intruder and Happy Trails - ehh

    But all us motherfuckers ate it up at the time.

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    Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh



    Diver Down is SOOOOOO fucking underated! I first had it at number 5, but realized I listen to it way more than 2. The originals on DD are SMOKIN' HOT! The covers are well done also. The king of course is Fair Warning........the greatest album of all time.

    YES GOD_DAMNIT!!!

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    Seems to me that Pete masturbates to the guitar arrangement and layering on Little Guitars! And yes that is more than I, obviously can comprehend.
    I like to pay close attention to the things I'll forget later...

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    Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
    Holy shit I'm surprised..........Forget Diver Down, I can't believe there are so many low rankings for WACF!! Everyone likes what they like, but wow, that's just a notch below FW for me. When that album came out my jaw hit the fuckin' floor!
    I agree...

    WACF
    Fair Warning
    VH II
    VH
    1984
    Diver Down

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    Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved
    Seems to me that Pete masturbates to the guitar arrangement and layering on Little Guitars! And yes that is more than I, obviously can comprehend.
    You, mam, are a jackass.

    I don't masterbate to music. I can, however hear it.

    I apologize to all for the rude treatment of a female but,...

    YOU ARE NO LADY.

    Equipment alone does not a lady make.

    Have a great day!!!

    & listen to "Diver Down" again
    Last edited by pete; 04-26-2004 at 09:29 PM.

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    Originally posted by pardo
    I absolutely refuse to partake in this.
    We'd all expect that from you Pardo. Now get off Sam's cock.

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    Originally posted by General Hina

    6 Diver Down is my least favorite. It's filled with cover tunes and filler. Only 7 original tunes out of 12 and 3 of the originals are intrumentals. I've heard rumors that WB wanted an album ASAP after Pretty Woman was such a hit so the band went in the studio and recorded this pretty quickly. In my opinion it is the worst VH CD well not as bad as VH III.

    And in closing to answer this statement:

    Those songs are good, VH's rendetitions of them were beyond bad.
    Now let's see you make a point that is coherent.
    At least try and form a sentence this time.

    Over and Out,
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    Ah, C'mon man. You are smarter than this. Are you telling me that you think Diver Down was the shits? I think musically it was a fantastic album that showed VH were capable of re-doing tunes better than what they were meant to be originally.
    Seriously, Big Bad Bill is a great tune. Daves voice and that clarinet are great. Awesome rendition of Pretty Woman. Dancin in the Streets.
    Not to mention Secrets, Little Guitars and Hang em High along with Full Bug. That album rocked, and to say VH3 was better. Hey man. You are lying. Simple and true. VH3 sucked serious ass. Id rather listen to Timberlakes "Gonna rock your body" over and over again instead of listening to VH3 one more time.
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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    Originally posted by pete
    You, mam, are a jackass.

    I don't masterbate to music. I can, however hear it.

    I apologize to all for the rude treatment of a female but,...

    YOU ARE NO LADY.

    Equipment alone does not a lady make.

    Have a great day!!!

    & listen to "Diver Down" again
    No shit, I'm no lady. I have a penis. And trust me. it's bigger than "Little Guitars."

    I still say "Hang 'Em High" is a much better record. So keep fuckin' strokin'

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    Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved
    No shit, I'm no lady. I have a penis. And trust me. it's bigger than "Little Guitars."
    WOW!

    No one would've ever guessed.

    I still question it

    I nominate myself in the "best owner with most few words" category.

    ALMOSTsaved......... you're sad. Why publicize it?

    ALMOSTsaved is the "chick with dick" demographic.

    LOL
    Last edited by pete; 04-26-2004 at 10:16 PM.

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    Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved

    I still say "Hang 'Em High" is a much better record.
    yeah, that's right.

    roflmao

    don't ever change. promise me! LOL

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    Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved
    So keep fuckin' strokin'
    ROFLMFAO

    I don't have a dildo and you're too dumb to hold my interest.

    but yer funny.

    hilarious!

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    Originally posted by General Hina
    Diver Down is my least favorite. It's filled with cover tunes and filler. Only 7 original tunes out of 12 and 3 of the originals are intrumentals. I've heard rumors that WB wanted an album ASAP after Pretty Woman was such a hit so the band went in the studio and recorded this pretty quickly. In my opinion it is the worst VH CD well not as bad as VH III.

    Oh by the way, Dave just called and sayed FUCK YOU!!!

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    Originally posted by Big Troubles
    Ah, C'mon man. You are smarter than this. Are you telling me that you think Diver Down was the shits? I think musically it was a fantastic album that showed VH were capable of re-doing tunes better than what they were meant to be originally.
    Seriously, Big Bad Bill is a great tune. Daves voice and that clarinet are great. Awesome rendition of Pretty Woman. Dancin in the Streets.
    Not to mention Secrets, Little Guitars and Hang em High along with Full Bug. That album rocked, and to say VH3 was better. Hey man. You are lying. Simple and true. VH3 sucked serious ass. Id rather listen to Timberlakes "Gonna rock your body" over and over again instead of listening to VH3 one more time.
    It is better than VH III but in my opinion it is the weakest Dave/VH album.

    Over and Out,
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    VH
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    WOMEN AND.....

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    VH III iz also betta than yo mama...

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    1a. Fair Warning
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    3. VH II
    4. VH I
    5. 1984
    6. Diver Down

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    So what your sayin' Pete, is if you had a dildo, you'd stroke it?

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    I cant do this. I cant put any of the first six albums at the bottom of a list.
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
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    Originally posted by cwsmith17
    We'd all expect that from you Pardo. Now get off Sam's cock.
    I hear you don't brown your meat in the microwave. Anyway, relax junior - I'm a devout Dave fan.

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    You have a point there, Panamark. However, I can't honestly have a 6 way tie...Maybe a 5 way...

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    Thats why I can't rank the albums. They each have a character of their own - some days I think Diver Down is the coolest album ever. Some days not.

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    Originally posted by General Hina
    I was wrong VH III is better than Diver Down.

    Over and Out,
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    I'm a bonafide Eddie fan and I cannot fucking stomach the VH III album.

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    I have been playing the ROTH era cd's constantly 4 2 dayz now...

    I guess it's all subjective, but it's jus 2 fuckin' hard 2 rank them in order. my reason 4 sayin' that iz, there'z jus no filler in there!

    ROTH really marked hiz territory within thoze songs, his attitude, his personality, and that fuckin' ROTH scream...u jus can't tuch it... and they still shine and still kick ass today az they did 20 yearz ago.

    even the cover tunes, I love "You're No Good", damn...even "Dancing In The Streets", Dave's vocals are fuckin' sublime on that.
    they alwayz play that song on our local Classic Rock station and I dare not one of u say u don't jam 2 dat shit when it comes on?

    I dunno know...I love "In A Simple Rhyme"...
    I love "The Full Bug"
    I love "Top Jimmy"
    I love "Atomic Punk"
    I love "Outta Love Again"
    "So this Is Love"....

    fuckin' grade A pure Classic...!!!

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    Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved
    So what your sayin' Pete, is if you had a dildo, you'd stroke it?
    just give up already

    you can't even quote me, you want those insults to get buried so bad.

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    Fair Warning
    Van Halen
    1984
    WACF
    II
    Diver Down

    Damn fuckin shame there was only six.
    "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
    "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
    "Fuck you, Fluffy."
    "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
    "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
    "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
    "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
    "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
    "N--- yeah."

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    Fair Warning
    VH I
    1984
    Diver Down
    Vh II
    WACF
    Its tough though. I think of its as RUNNING With the Devil to House of Pain, like one long brilliant CD. Simply the best AMERICAN hard rock band ever!

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    vh
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    diver down
    1984
    wacf
    vh2

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    wacf
    fair warning
    van halen
    van halen II
    diver down
    1984

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    Its pretty hard to make a list because it always seems to change. One day i can be into VHI then a few days later i can be into Diver Down, but for now, here is my list.

    Fair Warning
    1984
    VHII
    VHI
    WACF
    Diver Down

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    I'll rank them in order of release...It is an evolution that ended with a CATastrophy after 1984.

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    #1 - Fair Warning
    #2 - 1984
    #3 - Van Halen I
    #4 - Diver Down (I love "Little Guitars")
    #5 - Van Halen II
    #6 - WACF

    Tough poll! I luv 'em all!!!

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