Maybe i can redeem myself as a DLR/Van Halen fan.

**ZaneHalen** · 02-09-2007, 12:20 AM

I started a thread about Roth reuniting with Van Halen and apparently was considered a dumbass by the "fryingdutchman". I was just quoting a thread I read on www.hard radio.com and caught flack from this. O.K. in order to redeem myself I'll mention all the "bootleg shit" I have: The 1983 Us Festival, David Lee Roth home video, Same & Dave tour performance from Camden, NJ in 2002, The "Blue print demos" on cassette, Live in Pasedena 1978 on casssette, The C.D.'s "VAN HALEN COVERS BAND FROM PASADENA(all cover songs recorded 1976/with 3 VH songs: Believe Me(unreleased), Show Your Love(I'm The one) & Running With The Devil), & Dave Is Back/Rarest Covers and Demos.

Also, I've seen Roth live 5 times and have much more Van Halen memorobilia.

Maybe this will also help. Hope it works:

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**Matt White** · 02-09-2007, 12:26 AM

Good Work.....

Don't be put off....there's a lot of wiseguys on this site...:p

Just roll with the punches...and enjoy

**ZaneHalen** · 02-09-2007, 12:36 AM

O.K. Here's what I posted and here are replies:

Re: VAN HALEN reuniting with Roth/I'll believe it when I see it. Profile Pm Email www Search Buddy IP

“ Originally posted by ZaneHalen
VAN HALEN reunion tour, with David Lee Roth back in the fold after 22 years, is in the works, with a Las Vegas launch looking good. A late April date at the Palms' new venue, The Pearl, is "99 percent" likely, a source said. It would be the latest coup for Palms owner George Maloof, who will open the 2,500-seat venue with a lineup that includes TOOL, EVANESCENCE, GWEN STEFANI along with Van Halen, all in the first month.

from www.hardradio.com ”

Okay, we're cutting you off at 3 threads.

You obviously aren't licensed to operate this yet.

Oh...sorry.

I didn't see you were from Kentucky.

“ Originally posted by ZaneHalen
I'm 34 and have been a Van Halen fan since I was 6. I've been hearing rumor after rumor about this, and found it hard to believe. Pardon my ignorance and being from Kentucky, I guess its officially confirmed. I guess people in Kentucky are not suppose to question anything, accept things as they are, and not think for ourselves. ”

Oh settle down, for fucks sake.

Change your pad and pop a Motrin.

Sheesh....you'd better be made of sterner stuff than that if you're going to hang out here!

[Post #9]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Oh settle down, for fucks sake.

Change your pad and pop a Motrin.

Sheesh....you'd better be made of sterner stuff than that if you're going to hang out here!

quick quote

Oh...and your little avatar "saying" makes it look like you have a lubricant fetish....

“ Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Oh settle down, for fucks sake.

Change your pad and pop a Motrin.

Sheesh....you'd better be made of sterner stuff than that if you're going to hang out here! ”

O.K. I have hung out around here for awhile and I check in time to time and remember a guy on here called DiverDownInKY. As for my avatar saying, it just happens to be one of my favorite Van Halen songs. As for being sarcastic and kidding around, that's fine with me. Sorry if you thought I was "ragging" or "bitching". I'm delighted as hell that Roth is back with Van Halen. I just don't want to see a "trainwreck" or "fiasco" again, like what happened In 1996 after the MTV Awards.

My screen name used to be OnFireInKY and I posted quite a few threads. My computer fucked up and then I switched to ZaneHalen. Actually my name is Zane. Sorry if I "pissed anyone off" or ruffled any feathers.

**ELVIS** · 02-09-2007, 12:45 AM

You want a sticker ??

**ZaneHalen** · 02-09-2007, 12:51 AM

More info to prove my credibility, and yes I want a FUCKING STICKER, HA! HA!;

As I mentioned on the www.diamonddavidleeroth.com forums, Dave has influenced many frontmen. Including the following: VINCE NEIL, BRET MICHAELS, JON BON JOVI, MIKE TRAMP, SEBASTIAN BACH, MARQ TORIEN, ETC....

**TAKIN WHISKEY** · 02-09-2007, 01:02 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
You want a sticker ??

Now that 's funny Elvis.

**TAKIN WHISKEY** · 02-09-2007, 01:06 AM

Zane, relax and enjoy the ride brother. The Diamond one is back.

**ZaneHalen** · 02-09-2007, 01:17 AM

I'll relax and enjoy this. My good friend "dirtyfacedkid" and I have enjoyed this stuff forever. We would get buzzed and listen to the spanish version of Eat "Em & Smile" called: Sonrisa Salvija. Believe it or not, I learned quite a bit of spanish from this.

**rustoffa** · 02-09-2007, 01:21 AM

That's alot of background regarding your grievance. It's really a damned shame when twisted agendas get in the way of whimsical whateverthefucks.

Just keep posting dude. Don't let the turkeys get you down. On a side note, have you ever seen a turkey fly? It's fucking crazy...it's like a swooshing noise that 'ell knock pine cones outta' pine trees!

**VHrocks** · 02-09-2007, 01:49 AM

Originally posted by ZaneHalen
I started a thread about Roth reuniting with Van Halen and apparently was considered a dumbass by the "fryingdutchman".

Welcome to the club. That dude swings at anything that moves. He is mad at the world, and bashes people for no reason. I think maybe he got his ass kicked by bullies in grade school one too many times. Don't let his petty immature bullshit run you away from here. Just give it right back to him.

**Diamondjimi** · 02-09-2007, 02:02 AM

Goddamn , this is better than the Anna Nicole thread !

Yes, somebody sticky this fucker !!!!

Welcome to the Army Zane. Don't forget your helmet , and keep your stick on the ice.

**bueno bob** · 02-09-2007, 02:36 AM

Originally posted by rustoffa
On a side note, have you ever seen a turkey fly? It's fucking crazy...it's like a swooshing noise that 'ell knock pine cones outta' pine trees!

I remember the good old days of killing turkeys for meals back on the farm. It was great. One hatchet, one turkey - NO HEADS!

Just watchin' 'em flop and cluck...

**jgdrag** · 02-09-2007, 08:38 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
I remember the good old days of killing turkeys for meals back on the farm. It was great. One hatchet, one turkey - NO HEADS!

Just watchin' 'em flop and cluck...

Now, a public service announcement from our friends at PETA

PETA
People Eating Tastey Animals
Get'em on the barbe

**bueno bob** · 02-09-2007, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by jgdrag
Now, a public service announcement from our friends at PETA

PETA
People Eating Tastey Animals
Get'em on the barbe

PETA eats what my food eats.

**katie** · 02-09-2007, 08:52 AM

Hey Zanehalen

People like fryingdutchman are just kids with nothing better to do.

Don't worry about it & move on.

Welcome to the Club

**Matt White** · 02-09-2007, 08:58 AM

Originally posted by diamondjimi
Welcome to the Army Zane. Don't forget your helmet , and keep your stick on the ice.

He shoots...he scores!!!

**Hardrock69** · 02-09-2007, 09:16 AM

Awww widdul Zany wants some candy....boo fucking hoo....

Just kidding.

Welcome aboard.

Hope you have thick skin, newby!

**fryingdutchman** · 02-09-2007, 10:33 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ZaneHalen
[B] I started a thread about Roth reuniting with Van Halen and apparently was considered a dumbass by the "fryingdutchman".

Originally posted by VHrocks
Welcome to the club. That dude swings at anything that moves. He is mad at the world, and bashes people for no reason. I think maybe he got his ass kicked by bullies in grade school one too many times. Don't let his petty immature bullshit run you away from here. Just give it right back to him.

Originally posted by katie
Hey Zanehalen

People like fryingdutchman are just kids with nothing better to do.

Don't worry about it & move on.

Welcome to the Club

Awwww.....shucks. I'm flattered with y'all talking about me.

Hey Zane....notice how you included one of LoungeMachine's quotes in there...but you don't seem to have the balls to call out a Mod. The quote about "cutting you off at 3 threads" and you "not being licensed to operate this yet" were from him....not me.

Jackass.

VHrocks....you're overdue for another "Wolfie" thread. Get busy, shitfist.

Katie....dear, sweet, delusional, VD-infested Katie. You're overdue for another bullshit Ross Halfin thread. Perhaps you and VHrocks can collaborate on a Wolfie thread....complete with pictures on Halfin's site!!

And...I'm not a "kid." Note that, unlike yourself, I have my age posted on my profile.

How's the smelly, milky discharge? Did that clear up yet?

Why can't you be more like Anna Nicole Smith?

**fryingdutchman** · 02-09-2007, 10:35 AM

Oh...and by the way VHrocks...

If you think that "Classic Van Halen Rocks!", then change that shitty avatar with the VH "ring" logo.

Put up a classic one.

You'd better get together with your two new friends Katie and Zane and evaluate whether or not you really want to go down this road.

**fryingdutchman** · 02-09-2007, 10:41 AM

Hey Zane:

When I told you to relax and pop a Motrin, I thought you would catch the drift that all was cool.

Apparently not. You still want to wallow in self-pity...so be it.

Here's your original post that got you blasted...bear in mind that you posted it on 2/2/07...a LOOOONNNNGGGG time after everyone else got the news and there were already 1,000 threads about it on this very site.

Originally posted by ZaneHalen

VAN HALEN reunion tour, with David Lee Roth back in the fold after 22 years, is in the works, with a Las Vegas launch looking good. A late April date at the Palms' new venue, The Pearl, is "99 percent" likely, a source said. It would be the latest coup for Palms owner George Maloof, who will open the 2,500-seat venue with a lineup that includes TOOL, EVANESCENCE, GWEN STEFANI along with Van Halen, all in the first month.

from www.hardradio.com

And not only were there already a gazillion reunion threads already here, but many of them had that EXACT SAME STORY in them!

Sorry dude...but it was a dumbass thread that late in the game.

Just callin' 'em the way I sees 'em.

Never once did I suggest that you needed to "redeem" yourself in any way.

But.....now I am. Next time you'd be best served to leave well enough alone.

**DavidLeeNatra** · 02-09-2007, 11:11 AM

I love it when newbies get their "warm welcome" to the army...

**fryingdutchman** · 02-09-2007, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
I love it when newbies get their "warm welcome" to the army...

Hey DLN:

Sorry for going nuts on these fuckers...but they bring it on themselves.

The whole thing involving ZaneHalen was over and done with days ago.

Why he decided to dredge it up again, and call me out specifically, is is a mystery.

I said two things to him:

1. "Where the fuck have you been? It is official" and

2. "Oh...Sorry. I didn't see you were from Kentucky."

#1 is pretty fucking harmless...and I think that anyone who isn't a hypersensitive little priss would see that #2 was obviously meant to be humorous.

The only one who said anything about him "not being qualified to post" here was LoungeMachine.

But...like I said, the jackass doesn't have the stones to call out a Mod...at least not by name.

Jesus Christ....where is DLR7884 when you really need him?

**ZaneHalen** · 02-09-2007, 11:20 AM

I'm not wallowing in self pity and I did post the Lounge Machine reply. Why it didn't show his name along with the reply, I don't know. Oh well, I'll leave well enough alone. I'ts all good.

Awww widdul Zany wants some candy....boo fucking hoo....

See this is funny, I can laugh at myself and what others say

**bueno bob** · 02-09-2007, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
...where is DLR7884 when you really need him?

He's on a top secret mother fucking Sheep Pen mission.

He's currently on assignment awaiting further details...

We'll keep you posted...

**fryingdutchman** · 02-09-2007, 11:23 AM

When the fuck did the Roth Army turn into the Oprah Winfrey show?

Some guy starts crying over a little verbal tickling and everyone starts pulling out boxes of Kleenex?

Where are all the "Crazy-ass Mo'Fos" who "take no prisoners?"

**ZaneHalen** · 02-09-2007, 11:25 AM

As far as being a newbie, I started posting here in March of 2004. Check my profile. I'm just calling it like I see it. I don't post here all the time. I'm busy with work, life, family, etc.. I just like to share in the joy of appreciating classic Van Halen/Roth. As for my avatar, when I find time I'll be sure to put up an appropriate one.

**fryingdutchman** · 02-09-2007, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by ZaneHalen
I'm not wallowing in self pity and I did post the Lounge Machine reply. Why it didn't show his name along with the reply, I don't know. Oh well, I'll leave well enough alone. I'ts all good.

No...you mean it WAS all good.

Now you fucking stepped in it.

The crux of your issue here, judging from the title of your thread, was that "some people think you're not qualified to post here."

Never once did I say anything of the sort, nor did I even HINT at such a notion.

But you wanted to call me out by name. So lets go...

You think you have enough game?

Then bring it.

**DavidLeeNatra** · 02-09-2007, 11:27 AM

**ZaneHalen** · 02-09-2007, 11:27 AM

Man Fuck This. I was just trying to prove myself with facts and statements. I didn't mean for everyone to get all bent out of shape. Don't worry. I'll probably won't post far awhile.

Goddamn dude take some valium or xanax.

**fryingdutchman** · 02-09-2007, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra

IN-FUCKING-DEED!!!!

Look at me!!!

I've seen this show, and that show, and I have this boot, and that boot!!

See....now please like me! Please!?!?!?

BIG MEANIES!!

**fryingdutchman** · 02-09-2007, 11:31 AM

Originally posted by ZaneHalen
As far as being a newbie, I started posting here in March of 2004. Check my profile.

Before I get accused of being the one who called you a "newbie", just for the record, that was actually.....

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
I love it when newbies get their "warm welcome" to the army...

Since we're "proving ourselves with facts and statements."

**VanHalener** · 02-09-2007, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra

Vagina wipes are great for when people are upsetting you. Grab a Qtip, get the sand out of that puppy and don't worry about it...

Welcome aboard. NOW TURN THAT SHIT UP!

**DavidLeeNatra** · 02-09-2007, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by ZaneHalen
Man Fuck This. I was just trying to prove myself with facts and statements. I didn't mean for everyone to get all bent out of shape. Don't worry. I'll probably won't post far awhile.

Goddamn dude take some valium or xanax.

kentucky fried chicken or what? this is what we call "humor" here...

**bueno bob** · 02-09-2007, 11:39 AM

At least he's not starting "Wolfgang Van Halen Theory" threads...

Give him that much credit...

**VanHalener** · 02-09-2007, 11:48 AM

**Vinnie Velvet** · 02-09-2007, 11:59 AM

Shit, this thread is hilarious.

Sorry Zane.

Anyhow, welcome aboard!

**fryingdutchman** · 02-09-2007, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by ZaneHalen
Don't worry. I'll probably won't post far awhile.

Glad you told us not to worry. We would certainly have been gravely concerned had you disappeared.

Maybe next time you'll think before you start a thread designed to torpedo a specific member....even though it's dressed up as something else.

**fryingdutchman** · 02-09-2007, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by VHrocks
Welcome to the club. That dude swings at anything that moves. He is mad at the world, and bashes people for no reason. I think maybe he got his ass kicked by bullies in grade school one too many times. Don't let his petty immature bullshit run you away from here. Just give it right back to him.

Let's take a look at how kind and welcoming our good friend VHrocks is to new members...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...threadid=43997

Hypocritical much, assface?

**fryingdutchman** · 02-09-2007, 12:06 PM

Now granted, ClitEastwood was being a dick....but to listen to you we should be "nurturing" these people and "loving all" right?

You snot-nosed little fuck.

**ZaneHalen** · 02-10-2007, 02:48 AM

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Now granted, ClitEastwood was being a dick....but to listen to you we should be "nurturing" these people and "loving all" right?

You snot-nosed little fuck.

YOU SUCK!!!!!!!

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