It was a tough decision to arrive at.
So many worthy candidates lately. Spamming Trolls pretending to be photogs, Herpes encrusted shut-ins, and numerous newbies bent on making a mark.....
But we wanted the first roast to skewer on old-schooler, someone who's been around, someone who was about to crack under the latest reunion strain......
We needed someone who has already lost all sense of reality, someone who has been wound so tight over WOLFIE/MIKIE that the slightest breeze could send them over the edge......
And we have the perfect Celebrity........
WARF
Brother WARF has been the man around here over the years, but for whatever reason has gone down faster than katie during happy hour.
Speaking of katie, we all know she has a soft spot for WARF
It's called her ASS.
Not to be confused with her face, the other leathery gloryhole with five o'clock shadow.
So let the ROAST begin brothers and sisters.........
Let WARF know how much you love the little homo.
We have some special guests lined up, and once they're done surfing pornotube I'm sure they'll stop by for a and a joke........at WARF'S expense of course....