Tour Is Still A Go!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by binnie
Anybody else feel that we're being royally short changed here?

My inside source says you're about to be long-changed.

NOW ANNOUNCING:

THIS SUMMER'S TOUR WITH VAN HALEN WILL IN FACT FEATURE CARRIE UNDERWOOD ON LEAD VOCALS!

This is 10000000000000% confirmed, folks!

Don't trust The Fag, don't trust The Guy -

TRUST "THE INSIDE SOURCE".

That is all.

[BrownSound1]

I dunno, I don't see it as THAT big of a deal. Plus, I've got to think that they'd yank the OFFICIAL press release off the website, if this had gone as terribly wrong as some of you are making it out to be.

[bueno bob]

Just wait.

INSIDE SOURCE just called me and told me that the Carrie Underwood announcement will be coming very soon.

All is well, folks! Don't worry! Carrie Van Halen WILL be hitting the road this summer, rockin' harder than they EVER have before!

You'll see! INSIDE SOURCE says so!

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by FORD
The "Guy" from Nanuet NY or the "Guy" from Tasmania......

I'm A guy from Tasmania.

Totally out of context in this thread I know but the Tasmanian Devil is on the verge of extinction. Federal government has allocated a whopping 1 million dollars to do something about a problem (unique form of cancer) that they knew about 8 years ago. It is only a little over 50 years ago that the last Tasmanian Tiger was seen and we won't mention the Tasmanian Aborigine that became extinct (only race of human that was completely wiped from the face of the earth by the white man.)

[Antman]

Well I guess it's official then

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Plexi Head
I'm A guy from Tasmania.

Totally out of context in this thread I know but the Tasmanian Devil is on the verge of extinction. Federal government has allocated a whopping 1 million dollars to do something about a problem (unique form of cancer) that they knew about 8 years ago. It is only a little over 50 years ago that the last Tasmanian Tiger was seen and we won't mention the Tasmanian Aborigine that became extinct (only race of human that was completely wiped from the face of the earth by the white man.)

So how come Peter Hudson could kick straight ??? lol

Actually Terri Irwin is behind this cause (Tasmanian Devils)
hopefully that helps too....

Is it just the devils on Tassie ? I have seen many wildlife
parks on the mainland with healthy specimens.
Hopefully that might help too..


As for Van Halen,

Im with BS1, relax dudes..
Just knowing Van Hagar is dead and seeing a pic
of the new band is good enough for me. I dont
give a fuck if it takes a few more months to sort
out the venues...

[David Lee Rocks]

dont know if anyone already mentioned this, but look at www.rollingstone.com, it has the new pic with an x through it and says the tour is kaput

[David Lee Rocks]

link isnt working, just type in www.rollingstone.com, its on the home page

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by Panamark
So how come Peter Hudson could kick straight ??? lol

Actually Terri Irwin is behind this cause (Tasmanian Devils)
hopefully that helps too....

Is it just the devils on Tassie ? I have seen many wildlife
parks on the mainland with healthy specimens.
Hopefully that might help too..


As for Van Halen,

Im with BS1, relax dudes..
Just knowing Van Hagar is dead and seeing a pic
of the new band is good enough for me. I dont
give a fuck if it takes a few more months to sort
out the venues...

Huddo! What a legend.

Sorry, it's not often Tasmania gets mentioned anywhere unless the topic is about inbreads and two headed people.

From all reports, the only way they can save the Tassie Devil is to move them all to a remote island (now theres an oxymoron) and that is what they are going to do.

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Just wait.

INSIDE SOURCE just called me and told me that the Carrie Underwood announcement will be coming very soon.

All is well, folks! Don't worry! Carrie Van Halen WILL be hitting the road this summer, rockin' harder than they EVER have before!

You'll see! INSIDE SOURCE says so!

Will she do the flying splits?

I can't wait to hear the whistle!

[light 'em up!]

Originally posted by David Lee Rocks
www.rollingstone.com has the new pic with an x through it and says the tour is kaput

And they used the words 'confirmed' and 'official'.

Van Halen is the biggest PR catastrophe in rock history.

They need to fix this shit quickly or the legacy plummets to unprecedented depths... Fucking enough is enough.

[kamaboko]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I was goofing around on Ebay abd found this unused 1981 Van halen ticket...

Look at the price!

$9.50



I think, no, I know, the price for my ticket in '84 was 18.50...

Ticket prices today are rediculous...

$50 is ok for a quality show, but anything over that pisses me off...

that takes discipline to keep a piece of paper for that long.

[Venom Thrust]

The guy is WRONG!!! Big time!! The tour is on hold, it has NOTHING to do with Dates. Something has happend and has to be worked out . It has nothing to do with Wolfgang. Everyone is getting along and contracts are inked. Guy you BLOW! Tell the truth for once! And oh ya NO NEW MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by hideyoursheep
Will she do the flying splits?

I can't wait to hear the whistle!

I just called INSIDE SOURCE about your inquiry - according to INSIDE SOURCE, Carrie Underwood is currently involved in a rigorous regiment of dieting, exercise, karate and acrobatics in order to perform what's expected of a Van Halen front(woman). She's studying under Jackie Chan 8 hours a day.

Edward, Wolfgang, Alex and Carrie are currently meeting at Warner Bros. offices and are engaged in a highly interactive, group and one on one session of therapy meetings, allowing them to air their problems, concerns, and issues with each other. Lawyers are in attendance advising their respective clients on the deeper details of the therapy sessions and how it benefits them the most.

This is 10000000000% confirmed.

Eddie apparently said he's "Very excited about the future of Van Halen. Van Halen is a band that's about moving forward, not looking back. Carrie Underwood is my musical soul mate. If this version of Van Halen doesn't work out, maybe I'll take up the fiddle or something. And Alex still doesn't mean a dixie cup."

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Venom Thrust
The guy is WRONG!!! Big time!! The tour is on hold, it has NOTHING to do with Dates. Something has happend and has to be worked out . It has nothing to do with Wolfgang. Everyone is getting along and contracts are inked. Guy you BLOW! Tell the truth for once! And oh ya NO NEW MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE WRONG!!!!

Venom Thrust, you BLOW!!!

Tell the truth for once!

INSIDE SOURCE is the ONLY official source of INSIDE INFORMATION regarding VAN HALEN!!!