Mikey Speaks!

**lonnieg5** · 02-21-2007, 07:15 PM

Former VAN HALEN bassist Michael Anthony's official web site has been updated with the following message:

"There's a new addition to the Mad Anthony family of hot sauces coming soon for those of you who just can't get enough heat. You wanted hotter taste with the same great flavor and Mad Anthony's has heard the call! Mad Anthony's XXXTra Hot Private Reserve is in the final stages of preparation and is just what you need to turn your favorite meal into a five-alarm inferno. So ice up those ass cheeks and get ready to sizzle, because Mad Anthony's XXXTra Hot Private Reserve is on its way! Don't forget to have the Fire Dept. on speed dial!"

**Redballjets88** · 02-21-2007, 07:20 PM

HAHAHAHAHAH the bassist is so gay

**Redballjets88** · 02-21-2007, 07:20 PM

HAHAHAHAHAH the bassist is so gay

**ELVIS** · 02-21-2007, 07:44 PM

Hahaha...

**Hummarstra** · 02-21-2007, 07:47 PM

LMAO! Is that real or what?

**kamaboko** · 02-21-2007, 07:49 PM

yep..;laughing all the way to the bank, too.

**Hardrock69** · 02-21-2007, 08:17 PM

Actually bassplayer added that a couple of days ago....I did not bother to post it because it is irrelevant to why we are here....

**lonnieg5** · 02-21-2007, 11:04 PM

Hardrock69, you're absolutely right. I just thought we needed a little laugh in the midst of all this crap!

**Panamark** · 02-21-2007, 11:29 PM

Man, its getting hard to tell who whores their wares more
these days ?

Sammy or Mikey Wikey ??

Thankgod there's no DLR condoms or other crap out there..

Can you imagine ??

"David Lee Roth condoms, for those times you when you
need to fuck somebody elses girlfriend"

The Toastmaster General has never stooped that low..

**ELVIS** · 02-21-2007, 11:34 PM

Panamark...

Are you 100% absolutely convinced that Dave is 100% absolutely straight ??

Just mixin' it up a bit...

**PlexiBrown** · 02-21-2007, 11:36 PM

Who is Mikey?

**Rikk** · 02-21-2007, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Actually bassplayer added that a couple of days ago....I did not bother to post it because it is irrelevant to why we are here....

Yeah, I also read that HERE a couple of days ago.

Again, why the fuck is that a thread? "Mikey speaks"? He described how the hot sauce will give you diarrhea. Is that now David Lee Roth news?

I took a shit this morning. Did I make a thread about it?

**Rikk** · 02-21-2007, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by ELVIS
Are you 100% absolutely convinced that Dave is 100% absolutely straight ??

Y'know, I've often wondered this myself.:p

Thing is, I wouldn't give a shit. But he sure is flamboyent-looking in the YANKEE ROSE video.

**ELVIS** · 02-21-2007, 11:40 PM

You should have...

**VHrocks** · 02-21-2007, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Actually bassplayer added that a couple of days ago....I did not bother to post it because it is irrelevant to why we are here....

I agree. Delete it. There are other threads on Mikey. Only one is needed.

**Panamark** · 02-21-2007, 11:41 PM

Originally posted by ELVIS
Panamark...

Are you 100% absolutely convinced that Dave is 100% absolutely straight ??

Just mixin' it up a bit...

Call him retro !!

**Rikk** · 02-21-2007, 11:41 PM

Originally posted by ELVIS
You should have...

Too late now. Wouldn't be a spontaneous post.

Gimme an hour so.

**Romeo Delight** · 02-21-2007, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Actually bassplayer added that a couple of days ago....I did not bother to post it because it is irrelevant to why we are here....

This is hilarious.

**Rikk** · 02-21-2007, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by VHrocks
I agree. Delete it. There are other threads on Mikey. Only one is needed.

Holy fuckin' shit.

Officer VHrocks to the rescue.

You heard the man, ELVIS. Delete it. He didn't ask. He told!

**VHrocks** · 02-21-2007, 11:50 PM

While you're at it, you may as well delete all the Wolfie threads and reduce them down to one. Who needs all the duplicate information?

**ELVIS** · 02-21-2007, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
Thing is, I wouldn't give a shit. But he sure is flamboyent-looking in the YANKEE ROSE video.

I don't care either, but look at this...

LMAO!

Hahaha...

**ELVIS** · 02-21-2007, 11:56 PM

More ??

LMAO!

**FORD** · 02-22-2007, 12:14 AM

**ELVIS** · 02-22-2007, 12:19 AM

Wait, one more...

LMAO!

Just playin' around fellas...

No need to waste your energy complenting my work...

**Rikk** · 02-22-2007, 12:39 AM

Originally posted by ELVIS
I don't care either, but look at this...

VHrocks...you'd better post these pics ELVIS found and start a thread: "DAVE IS GAY...proof discovered". LMFAO.

But seriously...those are some pretty...ahem...amusing circumstantial pics. And what's with the Rhinestone outfit?

**ELVIS** · 02-22-2007, 12:41 AM

I don't know...

**Nitro Express** · 02-22-2007, 12:46 AM

"Screw KY Self Heating Gel! When Sammy is about to fuck me up the ass, I eat lots of Mad Anthony's hot sauce to give my colon the spicey excitement Sammy craves." --Michael Sobelwski--

**NATEDOG001976** · 02-22-2007, 01:23 AM

Originally posted by lonnieg5
Former VAN HALEN bassist Michael Anthony's official web site has been updated with the following message:

"There's a new addition to the Mad Anthony family of hot sauces coming soon for those of you who just can't get enough heat. You wanted hotter taste with the same great flavor and Mad Anthony's has heard the call! Mad Anthony's XXXTra Hot Private Reserve is in the final stages of preparation and is just what you need to turn your favorite meal into a five-alarm inferno. So ice up those ass cheeks and get ready to sizzle, because Mad Anthony's XXXTra Hot Private Reserve is on its way! Don't forget to have the Fire Dept. on speed dial!"

The stuff must give you the "Mad Anthony's Shit's"

**Oxford** · 02-22-2007, 03:47 AM

I heard Roth is an affectionate guy when he is on South Beach and chugging some cool drinks.But
no freaking way the man love Pussy.

**Golden AWe** · 02-22-2007, 03:49 AM

Elvis...the question is why you have all those in your cuntputer...or why have you made the effort to find those?

**ELVIS** · 02-22-2007, 03:50 AM

No freaking way what ??

**binnie** · 02-22-2007, 04:17 AM

How quickly a thread can turn!

From hot sauce to, well....errmmm....

**Panamark** · 02-22-2007, 04:22 AM

Elvis, I knew a chick that was DLR's little "barbie doll" when
he toured Oz (post Van Halen.)

Dunno if that dispells bi-sexuality, but I can vouch that he
likes chicks as part of the menu

**Hummarstra** · 02-22-2007, 05:03 AM

This thread is now officially worthy. DON'T DELETE!

**Anonymous** · 02-22-2007, 05:35 AM

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Elvis...the question is why you have all those in your cuntputer...or why have you made the effort to find those?

Hahahahahahahaha!

Cheers! :bottle:

**binnie** · 02-22-2007, 06:00 AM

Elvis remains diplomatically silent....

**ELVIS** · 02-22-2007, 08:07 AM

No, I've been noticing them every time I look for a Dave pic because I always like to use pics whenever possible...

So, I was kinda waiting for the right opportunity...

Those pics are scattered out on 35 pages of Google images, so, last night seemed like the time, you know, with all the good news and all...

This one was linked to the last pic on the last page, p. 41

**Golden AWe** · 02-22-2007, 10:56 AM

The human boner

**ELVIS** · 02-22-2007, 07:13 PM

*bump*

**ELVIS** · 02-22-2007, 07:29 PM

*bump*

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