Looks like it's boiling down to a classic rock slobberknocker!!
For what it's worth, I cuntsider Billy Gibbons to be the most weirdest guitarist left in the fray. Sure, Hendrix's thumb would go all-the-way-across the fretboard, but 2 King Crimson Alums' cuntinue to be baffled by The Pearly Gates.
Huzzah!