It appears from the LA Times article, this reunion is falling faster than Britney Spears jumpin' off the third floor of mental health facility. Unbelievable. Maybe like Brit, I should shave off my fucking head in protest! Well it looks like Gary Cherone might be inducted now that nobody else gonna show up... or maybe Dave & Sammy can do a karaoke version of, "Ebony & Ivory" together. This blows. I was just showing all my friends the new printout of the recent lineup from the Rolling Stone. What the hell is up with this band? How many times must Eddie and Alex stab a dagger into the hearts their fans? This is beyond sad... it looks "inevitable" that Eddie Van Halen will drink himself to death. I appreciate DLR trying to keep a positive attitude over these recent change of events... but I don't like the fact he is trying to sugar-coat this travesty and botched reunion attempt. Van Halen is over fellas, it's time to send Bernie Lomax to his grave once and for all.
Now let's talk about Alex Van Halen... first off... I suggest if anyone comes in contact with him... just break his neck... just walk up to the dude and play a human game of "pencil peg" involving a swift karate chop and his fucking neck!!
Eddie.... Enjoy your final Heinekins.... As it looks from the recent pictures the yellow jauntice is in full effect... have fun thumbing your asshole with your co-enabling brother!!!
Valerie Bertinelli... I don't have much to say to you... god bless you for tolerating the Idiot Savant known as Eddie Van Halen.... I would also like to say that , 'One Day At A Time' was one of the worst shows of all time... and your melodramatic lifetime specials are sleep inducing!!!
Mikey...
fuck it...
I have nothing further to say to you...
Except that your head looks like a fucking chia pet experiment gone wrong!!!
Dave...
Your the man...
You better go get a few valiums and a team of lawyers now!!!