What do Roth's hairline and Dickface's asshole have in common?

[Roy Munson]

They're both very DEEP.


Van Halen live at an ARENA near you!!!!

[BigBadBrian]

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Re: What do Roth's hairline and Dickface's asshole have in common?

Originally posted by Roy Munson
They're both very DEEP.


Van Halen live at an ARENA near you!!!!

WHY ARE YOU CREATING A THREAD ABOUT ME?
BITCH I DON"T EVEN KNOW YOU.

TO KNOW ME IS TO BLOW ME SO I WILL LAY THE PIPE DOWN AS USUAL..
WITH SOME PATENTED RHYMES FOR YOUR CANDY ASS
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you've heard of me, I've never heard of you
so you wrote a diss, well whoop fucking woo
forgot your name, so I cant put it in this post
cause you're far from the first hater to come along

your nobody from nowhere and noplace
I don't recognize your voice or your face
I'm infectious to you and you've caught a case
bitin my style tryna get a taste
tryin to sound hardcore but it comes out soft
dont know if you wanna hit me or jack me off
they say there's a thin line between love and hate
do you think about me when you masturbate
did you carve my name into your gym locker
are you a DICKFACE hater or just a stalker
do you and your friends have a secret club
where you listen to my music as you kiss and hug
do you have a favorite pillow or teddy bear
that you hump at night and pretend is SLAPNUTS

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

OH YEAH AND EAT MY SHIT LADEN ASS!!!


CREATING A THREAD ABOUT ME..


DUDE IF YOU WANT TO SUCK MY DICK ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK..

BREASTS,
DICKFACE

[Roy Munson]

YOU FUCKING PUSSY! I OWN YOU!

QUIT LYING, BITCH. EAT YOUR MOTHER. I HEARD SHE TASTES LIKE TUNA MELT.

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Shut the fuck up already before I throw a stick into the spokes of your rainbow colored tricycle and watch you go coned head over handlebars into the slop of runny shit in your outdoor remedial bed pan, scooterboy.

BREASTS,
DICKFACE

[GAR]

The ShittyChlorians© are very strong in this one; Roy have you bathed lately?

[Dan]

Your one sad fuck Roy.

[rustoffa]

rat-a-tat-tat.....a spelunking green machine!