Picked this up from another site...
Dave has still got it.
Picked this up from another site...
Dave has still got it.
think i might buy it just so i can reassure myself that dave is my hero whenever doubt enters my mind
dave's metaphors are genius!!
No one, absolutely no one, does interviews as well as Roth. He is pure genius!!!
concured
Dave is just "Classic"!!!Originally posted by VAiN
Picked this up from another site...
Dave has still got it.
Are you Mr. Roth? I said yes I am. She said well Mr. Roth I can't serve you anymore because I think your drunk and if I was you girlfriend I'd put poison in your drink! And I looked in the bottle and I said why you old witch if I was your boyfriend I'd fucking well drink it too!!!!
The man speaks!
"I'll toast Mike with Sammy's tequila."
LOL
Genius.
Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime
"Toast Mike with Sammys tequila"- thats brilliant. Insults Sam and salutes Mike in four short words. He would make a great lawyer. Dave could put his spin on anything.
Dave being Dave, separating CVH fans from van hagar sheep!
I don't know why sam is so into singing w/ roth? they are what they are completely different. I like some of Hagar's songs but Roth is far superior putting those in a song together would be suicide
We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in Chernobyl
A case of "riding the coat tails"...Originally posted by Polk High
I don't know why sam is so into singing w/ roth? they are what they are completely different. I like some of Hagar's songs but Roth is far superior putting those in a song together would be suicide
HA!!!
If nothing else...DAVID LEE ROTH is still the fucking KING
Hmmm...
Dave still has it !!! sounds like wolfie has skills cant wait to see what happens next
The only reason Hagar would want to "sing" along side Roth is to try to show him up, vocally. Hagar is an asshole. Go back to his 86 interviews and all they ever talked about is how much better a singer Hagar is. 'Eddie has a wider range, because Sammy can hit high notes and carry a tune'Originally posted by Polk High
I don't know why sam is so into singing w/ roth? they are what they are completely different. I like some of Hagar's songs but Roth is far superior putting those in a song together would be suicide
I hope Hagar tries to do "something" because Dave will eat em up and spit him out. If Hagar was smart, he'd keep his fuckin yap shut.
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
Fucking classic!! There is only one David Lee Roth, and only one frontman for Van Halen!!
See what he's doing? Bashing Sam, because he knows that singer conflict is a huge part of Van Halen, regardless if you like it or not. Sam VS Dave goes hand in hand with this band, so it can only help to bring it back up, get people excited again. Good move Roth
Served hot, right from the rhythm kitchen.
Is this from the issue with fallout boy on the front?
Great article...thanks, Vain!
fuck ya!
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
i went to spammy's free show at his big homecoming thursday night.....me and one other guy there actually came to the deal with his DAVID LEE ROTH shirt on......we were both right up front giving sammy hell.
and he actually said"well, since the tour got cancelled for this year......here's one for all you people"
"TOP OF THE WORLD"..........thankfully it was the only shitty ass van hagar song that he played. he was only on for like 30 minutes.
the rest was his solo stuff.
prior to this......the mayor of fontana was auctioning off race related stuff......and a guitar signed by sammy and the wabos.......and he kept going on about how sammy is about to be in the r-n-r hall of fame........a tone of folks just kept screaming"sammy.....sammy....sammy" and the mayor kept telling them to "have another beer" or "have another waborita".........you could tell he was getting pissed........i was just fucking cussing his ass out......the guy is such an asshole.
and i was fucking raining.........i stood in the rain right against the barricade for three hours just to see a 30 minute show.......all to make hagar miserable and remind him that DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH IS STILL THE KING!!!!!!!
although i tell you i would totally fuck the shit outta mona..........she is good looking........even after she fell flat on her ass right in the middle of the first song.
fucking hilarious.
Dave at his finest.................
yeah....and i fucking bought it just because i wanted to have that interview that wasn't even a full page because i thought it was classic shit....so i dunno maybe i'll just cut out the article and wipe my ass with the cover along with the story that goes with it....Originally posted by WOAHYEAH
Is this from the issue with fallout boy on the front?
Hahahahaha and ROTMFFLMMFAO @ the last paragraph!!!
Hagar's still a cunt, once a cunt, always a cunt and from the get go...
Good digs from Dave, yet subtile.
"Toasting" Mike with Hag's swill!!! Priceless!!!
Fuck, I still hope they can pull off this tour and new music somehow?
Soooooo many fucker's claim dude's like myself are lame cos I could care less about "Mikey?!?!?!?" No, where I draw the fucking line would be Dave sharing the stage with that moron Hag!!! God Bless Dave cos he ain't fuckin' doin' it!!!
Hag, stick a fork in you fool cos you're done!!! Outside of the links, you're one obsolete motherfucker and a bad memory regarding VH.
Lastly, I still lmao @ people thinking Dave would "hold out" for "Mikey?"
Hag and Mikey can have a queeya choo-choo to the HOF and so be it. Dave WILL acknowledge MA's contributions but "toast him" with what did him in...
HAG!!!
Seriously, with all of the recent hype regarding this band, Dave will be the center of attention at the HOF and Hag will not!!! Once and for all and proving to the world that Van Hagar was always fuckin' LAME!!!
Sammy and Mikey can stand up there, say whatever about Post-Dave VH and thinkin' they're cool but they'll be chili... And chili ain't too fuckin' cool you two portly skeezix's. :p
I have faith.
*ducking for cover as Lounge Machine throws rocks at me!!!*
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EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
DAMN STRAIGHT 'MIllian....................
DAVE is the star............
Hagar will be sweeping up afterwards
LMAO
It has come to this......
A 1/2 page mininterview inside RS has everyone giddy.....
Had this "reunion" been done with a little class and foresight........
THEY'D BE ON THE FUCKING COVER......
But what should we expect when spED's porno girlfriend is handling PR.
Yes, Dave made some grate stabs in this blurb.......
Just imagine what he could've said in a 4-6 page spread, WHICH IS WHAT HE DESERVES AT THIS POINT.
But, no....spEDCO had to go and make it a fuckingclusterfucking JOKE in the entire industry.....
This is VAN FUCKING HALEN.
And after the biggest reunion [spED and DLR] to come about since Page/Plant and THIS is what comes of it?
sad.
Shoulda, woulda and coulda???
It is what it is.
Am I pissed? Well, yes I am. However, any Dave press 'tis better than none. I'm just hopin' he shines like the Diamond Muthafukka that he is on HOF night!!!
Well that's good, now we'll all be able to sleep well tonight.Originally posted by Coyote
I'm feeling a bit more confident after reading that.
Good find, VAiN...
fuck off, kiddiefuckerOriginally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
Well that's good, now I'll be able to sleep well tonight with a 12 year old boy.
I told you to stay out of Main.
We should get Tony's take on how "well" it will be.Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
Well that's good, now I'll all be able to suck Tony Tubbs well tonight.
Diamond is "numero uno"
Save me from wasting money on that rag Rolling Stone. So weak.
Still pissed that they did 100 greatest guitarists of all time and put Eddie at 70 & Joey Ramone at 16, Jack White 17 etc etc. Purely political.
EVH is top 10 easy.
Did they ever do CVH cover story? No.
F*ck em!
"Nothing gets a yak over a suspension bridge faster than 'Back in the Saddle Again' by Aerosmith" ~ DLR
Dave: the master of talking a lot but saying very little!
He's still the Toastmaster!
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
read between the lines he said much more than he talked in this one...Originally posted by binnie
Dave: the master of talking a lot but saying very little!
He's still the Toastmaster!
Roth Army Icon
First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)
how do you mean, I can't see a lot between the lines there....?/Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
read between the lines he said much more than he talked in this one...
"the most obious call" - fuckers had no choice and need me...Originally posted by binnie
how do you mean, I can't see a lot between the lines there....?/
"the fury, the competitiveness" - we don't love each other but want to prove who's the best in the band, so the driving energy is there....
"pantheon of rock with the beatles, hendrix, hagar" - poodle rocker has absolutely no right to be there in line with the legends...
"salute mike with sammy's tequila" - you took the wrong road, bass player....
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